are you a lucy or a sarah?

>>211486009 (OP)
Sarah all day

>>211486009 (OP)
Lucy is nasty and toxic as fuck, Sarah is loyal and sweet so I would pick Sarah.

>>211486009 (OP)
Are you blind? Obviously the redhead.

Oh that's easy; the all grown up one.
Gree-heee-heee-HEEASY.

>>211486160
Too old now. Should have done it in her early 20s

>>211486160
She ever show her brap hole?

>>211486160
Thank you

>>211486160
>so Julian talked Trinity into creating a lonelypants or something, this park is fucked

>>211486353
>lonelypants.
Pretty much sums up my love life.

LET'S GET IT GOING WITH THE MITCHELL

Bump

fuck lucy, wife sarah.

>>211486009 (OP)
Kill yourself you evil Jew scum

>>211486353
Kill yourself

>>211488529
>>211488507
>"Hey there, Ran-Dan-Bobandy. Gonna have to run and get some more liquor there, bud. Apparently, there's a tranny that's been hanging around the park lately causing trouble. He, she or it shows up in all the /tpb./ threads and shits all over the place, calling everyone in the park pedophiles, or jews or whatever and insulting everyone in the threads and making an ass out of its gender-confused self because apparently, he claims to have seen Ricky's shit apple, Trinity, smoking once. Better get your pepper spray and that shitty cop, George Greene on speed dial. We're sailing into a shit maelstrom with this one."

>>211488576
Kill yourself Jew

>>211488507
>>211488529
>"Oh, I get it now, Mr. Lahey. Like how a shit leopard can't change its spots, a man can turn into a woman."

>>211488591
haven't you got some offs to fuck?

>>211488591
You first, you gross ass faggot tranny.

>>211488605
>>211488617
>>211488669
Kill yourself

>>211488591
>"Kill yourself."

>>211488687
pissological problems

>>211488697
>>211488714
Kill yourself

>>211488724
I gotta better suggestion for you, faggot: slit your wrists and livestream it here. Do it, you fat fucking waste of protoplasm; I got a four day nut waiting.

>>211486009 (OP)
Are there any Canadians in trailer parks anymore? I was in a trailer park for work the other day and everybody was central American

>>211488881
Kill yourself

>>211486353
>It's OnlyFANS, and Trinity is 18 mahfuckuh. She's bringing in lots of fans for me and Julian's business. And guess what? You're the father, but you can be STEPfather too, nawimsayn? Mahfuckuhs drop real scrilla for daddy-daughter play. It ain't even gotta be REAL mahfuckuh. Lemme know.

Lucy is kind of cute in that trailer trash way in the earliest season. She looks, acts, and is awful for most of show, especially in the revival.
Sarah is a raging bitch top but she's consistent. She's got that trashy sex queen look going, too.

>>211486038
Yeah Lucy seems like she would "happen" to get drunk and fuck a random guy. Even if you were being a good boyfriend or husband to her. I wanted to make an argument for her because her thighs and waist are model-tier, but she is really loose and can't be trusted.

>>211489394
She banged George Greene. That's greasy.

>>211489476
And she was in JRocs greasy movies

>>211489548
she had a baby by bobandy and even with a freedom 35 no one can afford the 18 years worth of burgers it's gonna need to survive

>>211486009 (OP)
Fuck off I got work to do

>love slampigs
>love trashy bimbos
tough choice honestly, i'd be happy either way

>>211489144
Shit I fucked up the joke because Trinity was Lahey's daughter not Ricky's goddamn it nawimsayn

>>211489635
enough of the 6 paper joints, anon. you're confusing treena and trinity

>>211489605
Grim.

This thread is brought to you by the letter F. For Fucked in the head!

>>211489694
I would entertain a conversation with all 3. They're not much to look at, but if they're nice...

For me? It's Tanya.

>>211489729
It's all about the ladies

>>211486009 (OP)
I like it when actresses I like have a porn star doppelganger.

>>211488576
>shit maelstrom

>>211489736
Can you read my son?

>>211489736

>>211490155
>Its the heart of the shitstrom, Rand. We're looking at wind of 50 shit-knots, potential for 40 foot shitnamis. The only thing gonna get us through is the liquor, bud.

>>211490183

>>211486009 (OP)
Sarah mogs hard plus she got some nice titties. She does have mild Mr. Lahey face but that's not entirely her fault

>It's probably the boobs working on him subliminally

>>211490938
Sarah was hotter when she wasn’t a harpy, Lucy was hotter when she didn’t have short hair. Lucy is such a whore though used to love it but now I’m repulsed by her.

Sarah...after she got fat

>>211491399
You mean after she got hotter

>>211486009 (OP)
Neither.

>>211486038
Sarah is a stuck up know it all

Didn't Lucy's actress go on to be a cop and then tried to sue her ex boyfriend because of the kinky sex they'd have and her being mad about the breakup?

>>211492432
>DeCoutere is a Major in the Royal Canadian Air Force

>>211493949
oh rcaf, thought she had been rcmp

>>211493949
>major lucy
sexo

ran through my share of Lucy's. Attracted them flies to shit(-shit). Mixing it up with a Sarah would have probably been good for me back then, but now all I can see is her powergirling all over everything and I can't see myself staying into that for long

>>211490230
>Guy has glasses thicker than Nicki Minaj's ass
>"Can you read?"
The dude had it coming

>>211486160
I PAID TEN FUCKING DOLLARS A MONTH JANNY NOW WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY BOOBS

safety?

>>211495403
It's the elasticated strap to keep his keep the glasses on always gets me.

>>211497725
His father said he was proud of him once.
Fuckin' prick.

I still think Season 2 is the series peak. It’s not that the three seasons that came after were bad, but S2 was them firing on all cylinders.

>>211489736
>cinnamon-roll fucking head

Sarah got a little too big for me in the later seasons while Lucy stayed fuckable and got sluttier, but she's also not a cunt.
Anyways the answer is banging two at a time

>>211489755
Boning or getting boned does it really matter if it was with a woman?

>>211491365
Yeah luce would only be good for getting your dick wet while Sarah is pissed at you for something. Ricky would be in jail most of the time anyway so luce is free game 10 out 12 months of the year.

>>211498389
S4 for me. Working Man the best episode of the show

I think hash driveway might be the best season. Bubbles hasn't taken over the show yet, Cory and Trevor at their best, fuckable Lucy, Ray coming into prominence as a side character, Cyrus hijinks, and Lahey being a complete drunken, but still competent, mess.

>>211486009 (OP)
>are you a lucy or a sarah?
barb

Fat, dominating Sarah was peak. Of course they are all old now but that happens to everyone.

>>211500379
>You do that again J Roc i’ll fucking kill you

>>211500924
Why you ackin' so hard for? I just brought some groceries for your candy

>>211500831
BASED

>>211500831
think they made her too butch, but the actress was good looking earlier

>>211501721
Ellen Page was preordained to be a sacrifice, as early as trailer Park boys
The very episode she shows up in, is all about tricking men into having sex with tranny prostitutes
In that episode she is playing a little girl wearing a beautiful dress who immediately tears the dress apart and falls down to the ground
And every scene after that she is dressed as a boy
This poor girl was literally raped like a meat puppet for black magic sacrifices to be transformed into a foul Frankenstein hermaphrodite, and you can see it all the way back then.
Corruption of the holy androgyne
(in that same episode, ricky sends her off with money to 'buy a cock', while he wears his black and white checks.)

WHAT IN THE FUCK

>>211498389
S1 was peak. Bubbles as a side character was quinoa.

HOW CAN I BE MYSELF WHEN YOU ARE COUNTING MY KNOWSAYINGS?

>>211489612
lucy was a trashy toxic whore, but she had a great ass for a thin chick.

>Was that real crack he was smoking?

>>211504213
Yeah, Bubbles as just another resident of Sunnyvale was better. He should have remained a J-Roc level person.

>>211504213
>>211505477
it's just the way she goes bud

>>211486009 (OP)
Absolutely sarah, lucy looks like she smells like pee. Having said that, if I were drunk and stoned, lucy would probably be more fun.

>>211486009 (OP)
For me it's post-boobjob Lucy

DO YOU WANT ANYTHING DOWN AT THE STORE? I'M GETTING CHIPS, POP AND A BAR

>>211508896
i can't hear you, Bubbles

>>211502395
you just KNOW she had a crackin' pussy back in the day