Mormon women look like THAT?

why is the ugliest chick the front girl?

>>211486802 (OP)
Wtf?! I love Mormons now!

>>211486802 (OP)
I LOVE JOSEPH SMITH NOW GIVE ME MY RELIGION ISSUED MORMON MOMMY

>>211486802 (OP)
How does this level of polygamy not create a massive incel population?

I've been to Utah and the great salt lake is full of dead bird carcasses that don't decompose due to the extreme salt content in the water

>>211487099
...kino?

>>211487072
It does.

>Reality show about swingers who happen to be Mormon wives.
>Watching your wife be fucked by other men is hecking good actually!
Satanic

no they dont. mormons are white. the only white people left in america.

just more jewish/brown degenerate fantasies.

>>211487072
>how does this not lead to a massive incel population?

you're mixing up the fundamentalist polygamists with the mainstream lds church. they have two different systems for this.

the fundie splinter groups that still practice polygamy do create incels. they're called the "lost boys." to keep the wife-to-husband ratio high for the old patriarchs, they literally kick out their teenage sons. they're exiled and treated with zero respect because they're competition.

in the mainstream church, which dropped polygamy, the two-year missions and door knockings are rites of passage that weeds out the weak. the guys who complete it prove their dedication and are considered high-value men. they come back to massive respect and get their pick of the women. the ones who don't go or fail out are the ones who struggle.

>>211487198
>knock on these doors to breed

Only burgers would come up with this.

>>211487216
yeah but sales jobs are really demanding especially when you're doing cold walks like that. literally just bothering strangers, it takes a special person to be able to do that, to face rejection, and not take it personally over and over.
bit sociopathic actually.

why are they not wearing garments ?

>>211486802 (OP)
lmao that's a real show? It looks like a porn parody

>>211486839
She sucked the most producer dick

Why do I never see black mormons?

>>211487344
The founder literally said that dark skin is the mark of a sinful bloodline.

mormonism is the only religion/sect worthy of getting into desu.
if you can conjure up in your mind, that old trope you used to see about "christian prepper preparing for the end of days"
thats based on a mormon person, because they are insane preppers and stockers. they have bunkers. they have caches. they have armories.

>>211487373
Nothing that can't be compromised for the sake of progress, don't worry about it

>>211486802 (OP)
"""mormon"""

>>211486802 (OP)
The secret lives of Jewish rabbis in Ukrainian orphanages.

>>211486802 (OP)
they're the jews' next target, huh?

>>211486802 (OP)
Fuck. Some of them have that mara lago look going on. Why do so many rich conservatives men make their wives look atrocious?

>>211486839
look closer, they're almost all ugly

I'm tempted to become a Mormon. What am I in for?

>>211486802 (OP)
this looks AI-made

>>211486839
ugly people try the hardest just look at the political class of any country

>>211487072
it does, why else do you think fun is banned in utah

Why is it always Christians who have weird cults and suicide pacts, you never see this with Islam, Jews or hindus.

#Rolling for 4

>>211487977
Yeah you never see muslims killing themselves with a suicide vest or doing other crazy shit in the name of religion. Only white Christians.

>>211487243
Not really. I did door to door sales for a couple years in NYC and sometimes I'd get sent out to really rough and poor areas. They tell you to fuck off and get lost then youre like "alright later dude". Just treat it the same way you treat getting rejected by a girl. After the 3rd or 4th time it really has no effect on you anymore.

>>211487072

There is a reason mormon men are ordered to clap while they shower alone.

>>211487977
There are crazy fundamentalist types in all the of those groups. The fuck you on about?

>>211487977
>weird cults and suicide pacts, you never see this with Islam, Jews or hindus.
But that's the default state for Islam, Jews and Hindus?

>>211486839
Because she's brown

>>211487198
> the fundie splinter groups that still practice polygamy do create incels. they're called the "lost boys." to keep the wife-to-husband ratio high for the old patriarchs, they literally kick out their teenage sons. they're exiled and treated with zero respect because they're competition

Unironically a great system for population growth. The women in the community are still all having kids and meanwhile you're sending men out into the wider population of women.

>>211487977
Hmm

>>211486802 (OP)
Mormonism is infinitely better than christkikery, no wonder it is polytheistic.

>>211488073
>muh crazy
One of the only white groups with birthrates above replacement level. Your "liberal" pals are the crazy ones.

>>211486802 (OP)
Yep, we do.

>>211486802 (OP)
Is the ugliness of the women a jewish trick to reduce men's standards and trick them into thinking that 3/10's are 10/10's?

>>211487946

>The series follows a group of nine (originally eight) Utah-based TikTok influencers
yea no thanks

The fuck is a mormon?

>>211487243
Tell me about it.

>mountain jew is a funny nickname
>mandatory firearm hoarding
>tradwives
>the inventor of all the most kino guns, john moses browning (pbuh), was a mormon
>makes abrahamics seethe eternally
can any of you give me a legitimate reason not to convert?

>>211489969
I will not abandon reason to get pussy.

>>211486802 (OP)
These lot are swingers or something?
Unless that's another program

>>211487385
They're not Christian

If I transition to mormon can I get laid

>>211487977
have you heard of ISIS?

>>211489992
crazy that you were presented with the opportunity to hoard 1911s and larp as the spiritual successor to john moses browning and you instead chose to focus on pussy, sad!

>>211490125
Scammers always use pretty women to entice dumb people.

>>211490052
yeah christians are always faggots so im surprised some of them are cool like that

>>211489813
White trash.

>>211487042
DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM

>>211490080
ISIS only exists as a terrorist entity and isn’t a conduit for practicing religion otherwise

>>211487977
You are ridiculously ignorant of other cultures.

Hassidic jews are universally hated, even by other jews. 90% of Sunni Muslims share the values of literal terrorists. Buddhists in Myanmar kicked out their muslim minority. There's cults and shit in every culture.

>>211490510
>Buddhists in Myanmar kicked out their muslim minority.
And as a result, you don't see Myanmar in the news for stabbings, bombings and trucks of peace.

>>211490552
Yeah and media basically cancelled Dalai Lama after that. Before that he was basically considered the 2nd pope.

>>211487137
fun fact, mormon wives are some of the biggest bbc sluts there is

>>211489969
>can any of you give me a legitimate reason not to convert?
They steer dangerously close to a work based salvation instead of fully trusting in the blood sacrifice God performed in the flesh as Jesus Christ to redeem them of their sins. They seem more dependent on the physical leadership of their physical church rather than having true spiritual faith in Jesus Christ.

>>211487344

I've seen two.

>>211487977
pretty sure Muslims are known for having some extremists

>>211487042
They only give away the low tier ones to converts.

t. live in a Mormon area

>>211488064
>There is a reason mormon men are ordered to clap while they shower alone.
QRD?

>>211486802 (OP)
Where are my Polynesian waifus?

>>211487977
Notice how it's always Americans.

>>211490233
Are you trying to reverse psychology Christians into accepting Mormonism?

Why are all their husbands so clearly gay?

>>211487180
There are shit tons of Polynesian and Hispanic Mormons now. As Utah continues to secularize the church will pivot primarily to focus on the Pacific, mark my words.

>>211486802 (OP)
This is the average mormon woman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwiN0Ctrrkk

>even mormon women are bogged now
Man it really is over huh

>>211492900
It could not be helped, they heard the ringtone and proceeded to answer the call.

>>211487344
when I went to SLC there was a whole gang of Nigerians who were there presumably to teach Nigerians how to be white back home

>>211487977
>you never see this with Islam, Jews or hindus.
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>211488064
I can't find this on the internet but I did find this:
https://www.reddit.com/r/exmormon/comments/25z1zj/missionaries_required_to_clap_while_taking_a_sht/
Like Leela said, it's okay to be proud of the bigg logg but there's no point in applauding it

>none of them are mormon
>every producer and director has a jewish backname

>>211486802 (OP)
They're not all THAT serious about it. I do find it amusing the Mormon look is apparently a thing because of limited pairings.

>>211494795
I just watched this chick's video on temple rites, how is she so ridiculously hot for an ex-sectie
I guess the one good thing about mormons is they produce quite a lot of hot blondes

>>211488229
anon any lost boy that managed to adapt to the outside world - they are to put it mildly unequipped after living with those nutty cultists and a lot become homeless druggies - is almost certainly not going back to the cult

>>211495991
BREEDING PURPOSES

>>211497237
I mean, if Amish can make it so can these people who have actual contact with the world proper.

>>211497237
Would have been a better sitcom than Kimmie Schmidt.

>>211499403
>so can these people who have actual contact with the world proper.
the amish aren't a cult and while they reject a lot of the amenities of the modern world don't actively treat the rest of the world as the devil's domain
the mormon fundie groups are actual cults with all the insanity that entails

>>211486802 (OP)
Holy fucking shit did I die and go to milf heaven??

>>211486839
Look closer, it's Jared Leto in drag

>>211501316
>the amish aren't a cult
are too. worse than the mormons too because theyre ultra pacifist.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Nickel_Mines_School_shooting

>>211487344
Because it took until the 80s before the church president had a revelation from God that resulted in a policy change to let black people hold positions in the church. The reason it wasn't allowed prior was that black people are the spawn of Cain according to the church and thus, tainted. This also just so happened to line up with an NCAA deadline that would have cut BYU from a lot of athletics conferences due to discrimination. I got told "I'm not racist but black people are just cursed is all" by a very liberal Mormon in 2019
t. went to Utah State

>>211502389
>I got told "I'm not racist but black people are just cursed is all" by a very liberal Mormon in 2019
Why are you trying to paint that as an unreasonable belief?

>>211502389
When you're cursed, you're cursed.

>>211487042
you have to be born into it, and even then the odds are stacked against you
mormon fathers will pick one designated heir and systematically torment any other male children they have until they leave so there's more cunny to go around