EAT DA POOPOO

Babe wake up, a new psy-op just dropped.

>I Watch Fishtank

Leftists will literally eat shit to own the chuds

>Americans

Martin Scorsese should direct this

>>211487033 (OP)
>5 year global recession
>downturn on non durable goods
>"lets spend 8 figures on a quirky cartoon movie about a bug that eats shit! people will pay to see that!"

>coming out of the closet story
>featuring literal shit eater

>>211487033 (OP)

>>211487033 (OP)
Starring Dev Patel surely

/tv/ is really going to get mad about a dung beetle cartoon

>>211487033 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMnN_WmQzSo

THE LOATHESOME DUNG EATER

>>211487412
actually not, just funny

can't wait for the inevitable review bombing of the amazon page

Author is Jewish

>his uniqueness might be his greatest strength
what do they get buried under a doodoo avalanche or something

>>211487033 (OP)
powerful. brave.

>>211487471
>you had to google to figure that out

big day for indians

>>211487806
not even indians eat shit. that's reserved for germans with their scat fetishes.

>>211488146
Liar.

>>211487033 (OP)
>"in the future we will have flying cars"
>2025

>>211488146
good morning

>>211487471
putting the 'judeo' in judeo-christian civilization

>Poop movie developed by a Cooley (coolie)
Heh

>>211487033 (OP)
All the parody movies from 30 Rock, Tropic Thunder, and Bojack Horseman are just being played straight now.

>>211487033 (OP)
Why do Americans call it poop instead of poo?

>>211487033 (OP)
>Josh Cooley
imagine being named jake nigger

>mfw saars are finally getting Hollywood representation

>>211488952
Americans are uncultured.

>>211489430
indians aren't that good looking

>>211487033 (OP)
> your transformers movie flopped hard
> here now you make a movie about eating literal shit
Huh?

>>211487061
>>211487090
>>211487310
>>211487471
>>211487806

>>211487033 (OP)

Chasing that Hindu Rick & Morty Audience.

Eating POOP { Rick And Morty
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=af_0nN-2KdI

Rick and Morty Theory | Crazy Secret From Season 3
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AF-CCmdjTkk

I'll spare you the dozens of /pol/ webm vids of people of India cheerfully chomping down handfuls of cow poop.

But if you feel inclined... I won't stop you.
Pajeet Documentary - India: The Worst Country on Earth. "Codex: Pajeet II"
https://rumble.com/v63fm0e-pajeet-documentary-india-the-worst-country-on-earth.-codex-pajeet-ii.html

>>211487033 (OP)
India won.

>>211489762

>>211487033 (OP)
It starts out
>you eat pussy like a man don't you haha
Then
>you eat ass like a man don't you haha
now
>you eat shit like a man don't you haha
You are here. This is satanism manifest. This is feminism. This is transism. Dark times created by soft men.

>>211489869
The ass eating psyop was particularly insane. They took that stupid fucking jhene aiko song and overnight normalized people licking each others' asses.

I hate the antichrist so much it's unreal. Love from Kazakhstan.

Eating poop from a healthy donor is actually extremely good for you and cures many illnesses including autism.
Ever hear of a fecal transplant?
I would pay good money for some quality poop.

>>211487471
i was expecting german

>>211489977
they stick it up your bum (which is gay) you don't eat it (im pretty sure)

Not sure if this movie is for indians or Germans.

>>211489677
your tray has poop on it freak

I hate frogposters

>>211487426
Thanks. That was a good laugh.

I can easily picture such cartoon being made in Japan, they love their fart and shit lowbrow humor, plus the trite simplistic morals. And if it did, you guys would praise it and call traditional representation of authentic culture.

>>211490525
No it's actually more effective if you eat it.
t. I did it DIY from some guy I found

>>211488146
Who are you trying to fool? Go to any India thread on /gif/ or /wsg/ and there's like 100 different webms of jeets eating cow shit, sometimes fresh straight from the cow's anus.

>>211487033 (OP)
Immigrant kid : waaaaaah Americans made fun of my gross foreign food in school
Good
Grow up

>>211487033 (OP)
WHO ORDERED THE POOPOO PLATTER

>>211487471
He looks the kind of guy who molests his adopted son/daughter when they're still of single digit age.

>>211487033 (OP)
Can we force the Jews to speed up their 'destroy the west' process already?
This is ridiculous.

>>211487412
anon what did I tell you about gaslighting

>>211487033 (OP)
>character will resolve the conflict of the film by eating shit
what the fuck kind of story is this going to be

That'll surely sell Paramount+ subs

>>211487473
A bird starts attacking their settlemnt and only he can track it by eating its poop

>>211487033 (OP)
/co/ is going to love this

>>211491157
Cow shit is different from human shit. More sacred saar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w

>>211491940
This commercial was wildly successful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q
I'm sure the cartoon can do something of the same sort. We see the movie from the beetle's pov and poop can be depicted as some colorful and tasty looking substance.

McDonald's cinematic universe

>Excuse me?

>>211488146
Saar

>>211487033 (OP)
Will it star famous Bollywood actor Kahnveenaansstohhaar imploie

>>211487033 (OP)
Mysterious disappearances actually leaves me kind of curious, i'm sure it will be shit though

>>211492361
Imagine having to spend your Saturday dropping $50 at the theater because your kids want to see a movie called “I Eat Poop”.

>>211487033 (OP)
Animation is cinema.

>>211492361
>hello one for I eat poop please

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>>211489945
It’s crazy how many men are into getting rimjobs now. Fucking gross.

>>211491157
The cow shit and piss has antimicrobial properties it is very safe to eat and smear all over yourself and your house.

>>211494493
>>211489945
>waaaaahhhh licking another man's asshole is heckin gross and icky
Grow up.

Sirs, I feel so seen!
I am feeling validated, sir!

>>211491517
>Same people
>White people think water is spicy, lmao
>Ewwwww blood sausages!

>>211494493
I thought it was gross too but after getting drunk and getting it once it felt fucking amazing. Literally feels even better than getting your dick sucked, I can basically cum hands free

>>211492291
I know a girl who was in one of these commercials and I’m not allowed to tell anyone so I’ll tell you guys.

if you would look at benefits of cow urine and poo you would not be so haughty

>>211494587
Alright fine I’ll eat the poopoo just don’t make fun of me.

>>211494587
>another man
Holy shit it's a gay

>>211487033 (OP)
>culture crave

RAISE. YOUR. SPORKS.

this is not being made. paramount execs are just giving out their last handouts before skydance takes over and shuts everything down