is it even possible for your balls to survive 5-6 hits?

>>211488942 (OP)
Fucked up that this scene alone is what made LEGO cancel the game they were planning on doing about James Bond.

>>211488942 (OP)
https://youtu.be/j3DKl3BXgNU

>>211488942 (OP)
Yes. A lot of evidence for this exists on /gif/

>>211488942 (OP)
I've seen one too many azn webms that make believe the answer is yes

In all honesty, what Le Chiffre did was pretty gay

>>211488942 (OP)
Yes but you will become infertile

No.
Why do you think Crond was such a little bitch going further?

>>211488942 (OP)

let's find out

>>211488942 (OP)

My mom masturbated to this scene once.

>>211488942 (OP)
Ball torture is part of the special forces training in the uk, he could probably take 20-25 hits.

>>211488942 (OP)
>be naked and presumably freezing
>balls recede from the cold
>the worst I get is a few bruises on my ass and back of thighs

>>211488942 (OP)
>>211489146
It's the canonical explanation for why James can sleep around without any bastard children haunting him.

>>211488942 (OP)
Q had made him some extra strong scrotum armour that fit perfectly over his real sack like a glove

>>211489610
yeah this is weird for this to work you would have to manually make sure his ballsack was pulled down between his thighs enough to pop the orbs out the bottom. If you sit perched on a small chair like this with your limbs drawn up your cock and balls is not as exposed as if you had your legs spread
From underneath his actual nuts would only have been like 25% of the target area
And my man is hitting them by swinging a rope thing under the chair blind? What if it just slapped his thigh? Did he practice to get the swing just right, or measure the distance between the braces under the chair and the middle of the seat?

I would beg for a hot woman to do this to me

I know a hooker that gets paid to do this

>>211488942 (OP)
they would heal yes, but you would never ever produce anything in them

>>211488957
pride month moment
have you onions today?

>>211492245
you don't know any hookers fat kid

>>211492383
I’m a twice divorced middle aged man. I know plenty of hookers. Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s past 7 am and the bodega down the street is legally allowed to sell me my daily ration of fireball.

>>211492245
Use "who" when referring to people, not "that"

>>211492774
I don’t consider hookers to be people

>>211492464
You have got to get it through your fat-padded skull that fully grown neurotypical human beings can detect your bullshit from a thousand miles away.
Look, imagine someone literally half your age trying to convince you that they have a pet bigfoot. That's how you sound at all times to normies with a regular human body mass index.
It's fucking awful and embarrassing and sad.

>>211492969
you will never be a woman

>>211493159
Do you ever look at your mother and think about the happy, fit, financially stable person she would become a year after you gack yourself?
Don't you think she deserves that?

>>211488942 (OP)
yea you can train your nuts to retreat with enough practice

>>211488942 (OP)
The real question is could James Bond's balls survive this

>>211492842
I dont consider you to be intelligent

>>211494945
How?

>>211488957
Can you imagine they do this scene and little lego blocks fly up from off screen every time his nuts get hammered lol

>>211500017
The viking tuck

>>211488942 (OP)
>GAAAAAAAAAH-AAH-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>211489146
But he had a child after

>>211488942 (OP)
Doing this would just make me cum and it would be embarrassing for everyone.

>>211491612
did you just miss the scene right before where mads bent down real close and stretched his scrotum out with his hands so he could fit a humbler on it? try watching the movie next time dumbass

>>211500017
Just be Asian

>>211488942 (OP)
did he cum cum? he cleared orgasmed. I know. Im an expert gooner.

did le chiffre know he made cum cum?

>>211488942 (OP)
Femdom expert here. I've watched thousands of hours of femdom porn and also spend thousands of dollars paying women to kick me in the balls.
Balls can take a lot of abuse. But also there's some random luck involved. A guy could take 100 kicks and be fine, or he could take one bad kick that hits him the wrong way and he loses one of his nuts. However I have never heard of a case where a man loses BOTH balls after a ballbusting, it's just one if he's unlucky.

who did it better?

>>211505212
are you one of those freaks that do it because letting yourself get punted in the nuts is a way to show submission due to its function as a power equalizer and the relative weakness of the male sex compared to the feminine which serves to humiliate you, or are you one of those REAL freaks that just likes the excruciating pain?

>>211489356
Why didn't Bond go through trials again when he had to retrain in Skyfall?

>>211505879
Idk I just like women dominating me. I'm not really "submissive" the way some men are, I want a woman to force me to submit. Ideally I would have a giant Amazonian woman who would beat the shit out of me and then force me to lick her sweaty asshole but absent that at least an average woman can hurt a guy by kicking him in the balls really hard.

I will say fuck "findom" shit and fuck paypigs because since that shit started it's gotten harder to find a woman that I can pay to kick me in the balls.

>>211488942 (OP) I don't get it. Why did they have to add nudity and muscles in the James Bond franchise?

>>211488942 (OP)
All time classic scene, basically makes the movie.

>>211506527
>I'm not really "submissive" the way some men are, I want a woman to force me to submit
Anon, I.......

>>211506527
well yes, those power dynamics are at least "normal" in that sense. people that crave the pain though are a completely different beast and they will usually self destruct in spectacular ways

>>211505363
Mistress T is a 4/10 with a cringe voice.
>>211507097
you don't understand how this works. There are men who will voluntarily submit to a woman. Pathetic betas who will just get on their knees and lick her asshole because she tells him. Not me though. No, I would refuse but then she would kick me in the balls and overpower me because she's a 6'4" Amazon and then she forces me to lick her sweaty asscrack

>>211488942 (OP)
>survive

>>211507460
The classic submissive in the closet
>no I’m actually totally still a strong man I just want to be overpowered and humiliated
>I’m not like those pathetic submissives who just exchange their power it has to be TAKEN from me, totally different
Hard agree on findom though, fuck that shit

>>211506459
>Silva: What did you score on the ball torture test?
>Bond: 10.
>Silva: No... No!

>>211494945
>>211500017
Frauding with posterior pelvic tilt, notice how they get on their tippy toes before impact. It hits the ass.

>>211500206
kek

>>211488942 (OP)
>Now the whole world is gonna know you died scratching my balls.
kek

>>211500206
holy kino

>>211494945
>>211500017
It is actually called iron groin chi gong and what they essentially do is learn how to mentally bring their testicles back up into the lower abdomen.
I can bring my balls back up but not mentally, with my hands. Though in exceptional cold they go up naturally anyway.

>>211488942 (OP)
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH RIGHT IN THE BOND NECESSITIES

>>211488942 (OP)
>shit movies /tv/ tricked you into watching
/tv/ likes Mads too much; his character fucking sucked in this movie. I watched it, opened with 20 minutes of par-core sweating niggers leaping around (???) then the anticipated, meme’d-up poker game happens and it’s boring asf, they don’t have a cool card duel like Kaiji, James Bond just smokes him then Mads starts malding and ties up James Bond naked (????? Wtf??) and starts pimping him out.
Literally what in Christ’s name? Fuck this piece of shit, I’ve only ever seen 2 Bond movies, Goldeneye (kino) and Casino and Casino was the gayest movie I’ve ever seen, won’t be watching any more Bond films in the future, definitely no Craig ones (seriously wtf was that shit)

>>211512107
Yeah man I can't believe they didn't have an anime card duel where they summon epic monster holograms to shoot lasers at each other and Le Chiffre's bloody eye threatens to banish 007 to the shadow realm if he loses.

scenes women will never understand

>>211512107
2 questions for you, zoomer
1. What were you expecting to happen in Casino?
2. What were you expecting Bond moves to be like?

My balls? Yeah. Yours? Lol, crushed like fragile little grapes

>>211489137
>recurring gay incidents with Craig Bond villains
what did they mean by this?