Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:51:12 PM No.211490620
>Is Ashoka, alright?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:53:23 PM No.211490667
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:53:47 PM No.211490674
Anakin Starkiller, she doesn't exist and your life hasn't been retconned a thousand ways to make a toy factory yet.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:53:54 PM No.211490677
>>211490620 (OP)
All filonislop should be purged from canon.
All filonislop should be purged from canon.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:57:21 PM No.211490750
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:59:09 PM No.211490789
Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano?
She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age.
She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.
Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course.
In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple.
She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half.
It was surreal.
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day.
It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea.
And she was a good friend.
She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age.
She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.
Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course.
In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple.
She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half.
It was surreal.
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day.
It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea.
And she was a good friend.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:23:39 PM No.211491489
>>211490750
>I've got to save you
>I have already came, Luke, I already have. Now go my son, leave me *cums again*
>I've got to save you
>I have already came, Luke, I already have. Now go my son, leave me *cums again*