Platform nine and three quarters?
You think you're being funny, you little cunt?

Anyone else think it was weird that the guy went on a ten minute rant about rail privatization and thatcher? Why did rowling included that?

>>211491249 (OP)
youd think the wizards would have a secret wizard standing there to guide young witches and wizards into the pillar so they're not just standing there confused

harry would've been fucked if the weasleys hadn't showed him what to do

>>211491249 (OP)
YOU'RE 'AVIN A LAFF, AIN'TCHA?

>>211492042
Most wizard kids had parents who weren't fucking dead.

>>211492093
the mudblood kids would need help too, their parents wouldnt know what was going on

>>211492117
>helping mudbloods
the thought that that idea even originated in your mind disgusts me.

>>211491249 (OP)
>'Platform nine and free quart-ers?
You fink you're being funny, you little cunt?'
ftfy

>Platform nine and three quarters?
>You think you're being funny, you little cunt?

>>211491249 (OP)
>Platform nine and three quarters?
Apparently after the movies came out, there were actually some fans who ran into a wall between platforms 9 and 10 at King's Cross and hurt themselves.

>>211491249 (OP)
This guy probably died from a massive stroke in his sleep and sharted himself

>>211492201
li'ul*

What did the chocolate frogs taste like

>>211493856
Freddos

>>211493856
chocolate

>>211493571
there isn't a wall between platforms 9 and 10 at king's cross, they're on opposite sides of the tracks, so you're full of shit

>platform nine eleven?

>you're trying to start your flying card when they dark wizard starts branding his wand at the window and telling you to open up cunt

WDYD?

>>211493892
Yes, child, there was. The lack of wall is your delusion speaking.
Enjoy prison.

>>211493571
it actually exists now
kinda
they put half a luggage trolley into the wall at kings cross and let you take photos
takes the tourist's minds off all the crime they've seen on their holiday to london

>>211493571
People are fucking stupid

>>211491905
That and the scene where he produces a chalk board outta nowhere and draws a diagram of the London Blitz. It took about forty five minutes... Odd.

>>211493571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAfi0X-cJag

>>211493571
>Apparently after the movies came out, there were actually some fans who ran into a wall between platforms 9 and 10 at King's Cross and hurt themselves.
Thousands of retards showed up after they were told the station wasn't doing Hogwart's Express announcements anymore and they all got disappointed when there wasn't a Hogwart's Express announcement as stated

>>211492042
I think Hagrid was supposed to guide him through that part but he fucked off because he was carrying the Philosopher's Stone.

>My Father will hear about this you filthy little NIGGER!
Was this necessary?

>>211491249 (OP)
u little wanking plonker. Ther is ni 9 and free quartors. Tosh off before i smash u one. Littl git.

Kids these days. Fuck'n about. I otta get me gun from old lenny and show em all i otta.

Yeah. 9 and free quartors. Bastard ruin my day wiff that nonsense.
Dodgey littl cunt.

Paid shill thread #38494740

>>211493979
and it's by platform 8 because platforms 9 and 10 are in a different building

>>211491249 (OP)
The scene was meant to show that even though he'd escaped the Dursleys and was headed to a better life he still had a lot of adversity to face.

That being said the beating the conductor gave him would have been enough, having him drop trou and piss on Harry's shattered glasses and blood-streaked face came across as sadistic.

>>211492117
mudbloods unironically shouldn't be allowed at hogwarts. give the mutts their own school.

>>211493979
The sign fucking ruins it. It's like when your toy blaster says star wars on the side with a picture of darth vaders head