Thread 211497582 - /tv/ [Archived: 1392 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:23:04 PM No.211497582
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4636
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this gets me every time
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:25:26 PM No.211497707
aslanmohammad
aslanmohammad
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>>211497582 (OP)
It's an even better scene in the extended edition.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:27:14 PM No.211497787
>>211497707
>Hey you're older than 9, right?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:27:30 PM No.211497797
1744504967810769
1744504967810769
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>>211497582 (OP)
WTF?! ASLAN WAS THE HEAVENLY BUDDHA ALL ALONG!?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:27:32 PM No.211497802
>>211497582 (OP)
>story with obvious stand-in for jesus
>"I shall name him... Islam"
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:37:29 PM No.211498202
is it blasphemous to depict jesus as an animal and make him do uncharacteristic things like fighting in a batttle

what im asking is, is cs lewis in hell
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:41:31 PM No.211498355
j-r-r-tolkien-01
j-r-r-tolkien-01
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Rape is hard. This was maybe my answer to Jack, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. Narnia had a very medieval philosophy: that if the faun was a good person, the faun would not rape. We look at real history and itโ€™s not that simple. Jack can say that Mr. Tumnus became civilized and hadn't raped for a hundred years, and he was gentle and good. But Jack doesnโ€™t ask the question: What if he stumbled across a daughter of Eve? Did he maintain a standing erection? What did he do to her when she fell under the spell of his flute? And what about all these other halfbreeds? By the end of the war, the White Witch is gone but all of the halfbreeds arenโ€™t gone โ€“ theyโ€™re in the mountains, raping. Did Mr. Tumnus pursue a policy of systematic rape abstention? Even when Lucy was prancing around in her little human skirts?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:43:09 PM No.211498424
>>211498202
No, it isn't.
Jesus is prophecised to lead the heavenly host during Armageddon in Revelations.
There is NOTHING in Christianity that forbids creative and allegorical depictions of Jesus, because it isn't a repressive theological doctrine like Judaism and Islam.
I'm an atheist and you're a faggot.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:43:57 PM No.211498457
>>211497582 (OP)
Then she becomes a roastie whore and isnโ€™t even invited back for the final battle.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:47:32 PM No.211498612
IMG_2537
IMG_2537
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>>211497582 (OP)
Which sister was the whore that didnโ€™t get into heaven? Asking for feminazis.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:48:36 PM No.211498654
>>211498202
According to old Catholicism, yes. But considering how we have a million different denominations now, it's up to your own interpretation. Everyone is their own Pope and all that.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:49:40 PM No.211498703
>>211498612
The older one
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:49:45 PM No.211498708
>>211498612
The older one.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:59:50 PM No.211499133
>>211498202
Jesus has been represented as several animals throughout the history of Christianity
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:01:40 PM No.211499215
>>211497582 (OP)
Robert Paulson
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:02:00 PM No.211499232
>>211497582 (OP)
his nose seems to big for a lion.. idk.. or his eyes/forehead is too small.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:02:58 PM No.211499276
>>211497582 (OP)
I don't get it.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:03:18 PM No.211499293
>>211498654
Your post is bait. He is specifically called the Lion of Judah at points.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:08:29 PM No.211499505
>>211498202
>is it blasphemous to depict the Lamb of God as an animal
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:11:47 PM No.211501887
christian-fish-symbol-cave-into-the-doorway-of-st-fillans-cave-pittenweem-fife-scotland-TX9B8G
>>211498202
We literally don't know how he looked like because his followers used a fish to represent him for hundreds of years.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:13:56 PM No.211501977
what's the shite with the little girl getting into makeup?
i remember people getting worked up about that.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:19:17 PM No.211502175
>>211498202
>uncharacteristic things like fighting in a batttle
What? Jesus is supposed to personally lead good mankind in battle in Armegeddon
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:26:48 PM No.211502453
>>211501887
Maybe he WAS a fish. Ever thought about that?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:51:43 PM No.211503269
Christcuck trinity
Christcuck trinity
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>>211497582 (OP)
>His other name
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:52:38 PM No.211503294
>>211497797
They don't call it the lions roar for nothing
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:56:06 PM No.211503439
>>211497797
Buddha was Indian
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:56:20 PM No.211503449
>>211497582 (OP)
>CGI Animals could look realistic and soulfull and could express emotions

I miss the times where CGI was not made by Pajeets
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:56:44 PM No.211503461
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1547570451240
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COME ON ASLAN
AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:01:08 PM No.211503626
>>211497582 (OP)
Hello Mr. Dawkins
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:03:33 PM No.211503704
Contemporary evangelicals really have built their whole faith and identity on this fantasy slop for literal children lmao
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:12:26 PM No.211506402
>>211498654
>According to old Catholicism, yes
Catholicism has never been iconoclastic
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:15:54 PM No.211506537
>>211503439
No he wasn't.0
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:09:46 AM No.211508786
>>211503439
Nepalese.