Greatest movie kiss of all time

Gorgeous Germanic white woman who is soaking wet. Glad I at least grew up during this era of capeshit.

>>211498045 (OP)
>Greatest movie kiss of all time

This one right here

>>211499945
Yeah, this one wins.
/thread

>kiss
>BUT UPSIDE DOWN!

>>211498045 (OP)

Would be better if she was brown

>"Me and MJ are gonna have a hell of a time!"
What did Green Goblin mean by this?

How do lips belonging to a woman that loves you feel like?

>>211500847
Like bags of sand and saliva

>>211498045 (OP)
Wrong

>>211500741
They were going to play poker

>>211498045 (OP)

>>211500481
I don't think that is how kissing works anon, but I admit I am not an expert.

>>211498045 (OP)
The parody movie from 2008 did it better

>>211498045 (OP)
mmm wet tits dunst

>>211498045 (OP)
You know remember Sarah Michele Gellar’a version of this scene

>>211498045 (OP)
Yes

>>211501127
Looks AI sloppa

I love animated kisses

>>211501386
The movie is that bad, yeah.

>>211501631

>>211500741
They were going to a Bruce Springsteen concert

>>211498045 (OP)
Based

>>211500034
This but unironically
>>211501127
Sure the girls hotter but they didn’t even kiss. At least in the French parody she kisses his dick

>>211505419
> but they didn’t even kiss
Upside down I mean. Plus the directing is so flat and lame

>>211501127
Sara Paxton > Kirsten Dunst

>>211501127
What's the joke here?

>>211498045 (OP)
Every girlfriend I've had has wanted to kiss upside down a few times. It is iconic.

>>211506272
Damn I wish I had a gf to do this with

>>211508523
Go date a girl

>>211500481
Do rich men really get together in a shady apartment to watch two junkies fuck each other?

>>211508620
Absolutely. Watch the great gatsby where buddy has an appartment in the city for his mistress. Nick was shown level 1 and if he hadn't of proven to be such a square he would have certainly seen deeper levels of depravity

>>211508617
I either spend money on dates that go nowhere or hookup and get ghosted. There is no gf or 'dating'.

>>211498045 (OP)
>Mary whore aka New York's public bicycle
not even once

>>211508799
So look inward and improve yourself.

>>211498045 (OP)
I recently rewatched it and you're right. It's oddly heartwarming, didn't quite catch that as a kid.

>>211508848
Ive been sober for 5 months at least. Ive been "imrpoving" myself for ages without payoff (still incredibly lonely).

>>211498045 (OP)
Maybe so, but TASM handled the relationship aspect better, especially at the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8smc46hopY

>>211509078
You can do it. The secret is to stop looking for a girl, forcus on yourself, do things you enjoy, and a good girl will come into your life.

>>211509107
yeah the movie was shit but this sequence was kino, also the ending with the kid

>>211509107
too bad the rest of the story sucked

>>211509119
You'll literally never get a girlfriend if you wait for them to come into your life.
You have to ask out girls, with the expectation that lots of them will say no. Lots of them will only be a first date. And that it doesn't ACTUALLY hurt if you ask out a girl you don't care about (yet) and she says "No"

>>211512511
If you go looking you'll find the wrong thing.

>>211512577
It's 2025, the right thing doesn't exist anymore.

>>211512645
If you go looking, you'll probably be looking for validation without understanding love.

>>211512676
>without understanding love

>>211513256
Explain love to me. I'll explain it to you if you want.

>>211513365
Yeah, explain love to me. Does it make your heart flutter?

>>211513412
Love is patience and understanding.

>>211513566
Patience and understanding are patience and understanding. They already have names. Try again.

>raimi it's a children's movi-
>I WANT DUNST BIG FUCKING SOAKING TITS OUT WITH MASSIVE PROTRUDING NIPPLES, END OF DISCUSSION

>>211513617
You seem angry.

>>211508620
it's new york, most of the deranged things you can think of have probably happened here

>>211513716
>still saying "u mad bro" in 2025
>ishygddt

>>211498045 (OP)
>cheats on her boyfriend with spiderman
What the fuck was her issue?

>>211513832
No, I mean you seem genuinely unhappy with your argumentative, sophomoric replies.

>>211514058
And you seem like someone who has nothing worthwhile to say who has resorted to tone policing instead of arguing his point.

>>211514279
You've been argumentative, trying to fight with me. You're here to vent, not to discuss things.

>>211501054
aye fucking yo

>>211498670
>redhead
>germanic

>>211514634
Where do you think you are right now dumbfuck?

>>211515005
Does that excuse your poor behavior?