Dead or alive, you're posting in this thread.
One day I hope to go to a firing range and do these shooting poses

I watched the dogshit remake last night

>>211501546
It wasn't THAT bad.

Cum quietly or there will be.....trouble

>>211501644
>fuck me, FUCK ME, FUCK ME!!!!

>>211501546
watch the total recall remake and the conan the barbarian remake to compete the set

>>211501719
>Ohhhhh fuckkkk youuuuuu *gunshots

>>211501637
it was awful, soulless, pointless
had no right to be made
any remake of a near perfect film deserves the highest scrutiny and criticism for the gaul of having been made in the first place.
was there even one memorable fight scene? he shot some robots in a carpark

>>211500565 (OP)

Why does no one shoot robocop around his mouth???? He would simply bleed out.

>>211501985
Well there was that one scene where a walker tank shot up a child... I guess that's memorable ish

>>211501922
question is, why haven't they remade terminator

>>211502036
They've remade terminator 2 like two times already and every time it sucked harder than the last.

Go play The Rogue City. It's perfect. It's Robocop 4 we all deserved. The main villain is basically Hans Gruber.
Honestly felt like a kid playing it. So good.

>>211501719
In the tv edit, he keeps saying "fool me, fool me!"
lol

>>211502025
don't rememeber it
>>211502058
they should go full lamery and remake the first one, full origin story like no one has ever seen or heard of it, but make it total dogshit. don't know how they can make it worse than the characters in dark fate, but I reckon they'll still manage to surprise us.
then in a thread someone can say they just watched it and another can say it wasn't that bad, despite being three week old road kill compared to the original

>>211502059
Already did it.

>>211500713
Not sure how I feel about the iridescent suit in this one. The steel look of the first one is more intimidating.

>>211502018
Get aload of killjoy over here pffttttt.

>>211502110
The design is fucking impeccable. Why don't modern movies have iconic design pieces any more.

>>211502059
As someone who absolutely loved Terminator Resistance, Rogue City sucked.
People suck it off just because it's le accurate to the source materialerino.
You can make it accurate all you want if it sucks it sucks.
But if you want to play a cheap little Robocop game you might get some enjoyment out of it.

>>211502154
no, he says fun me
>>211502261
no creativity or originality, and people are recruited through media degrees, not because they used to be real artists or engineers or architects.

>>211501546
the scene where he magdumps and the flash is the only thing illuminating the area was kino

>>211502018
No he wouldn’t. His face is just tissue grafted onto the metal skeleton. In part 2 he was going to have it all ripped off when the gang tore him apart

>>211502059
I have gripes with it as a story and as a game, but it's a genuinely good time. I'm looking forward to the expansion.

>>211502059
based

>>211500565 (OP)
I know you! ...We called you faggot!

>>211508071
I love Robocop 1 and 2

Robert Cop

>>211500565 (OP)

>>211502059
Even the way you walk in that game was so perfectly RoboCop, it was a good time. Not great cus in some aspects it was very AA (like how little environmental destruction there is even though you have brutal firepower, then all you get to do is bust through some doors and walls with your body), but oh man the immersion was top notch

>>211501834
I haven't seen the Conan remake. Might as well

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>>211511015
I'd buy that for a (You)!

>>211510819
The canon Robocop 3

>>211510819
Dude wtf is this?