The Legend of Zelda movie - /tv/ (#211501350) [Archived: 1317 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:59:01 PM No.211501350
Link and Zelda
Link and Zelda
md5: a61d2f91a2c4f756549d8bc0631d8c80🔍
I present to you, Link and Zelda.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:00:47 PM No.211501432
>>211501350 (OP)
How does one get that bone structure for face?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:19:09 PM No.211502169
>>211501432
Genetics
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:20:41 PM No.211502227
>>211501350 (OP)
why are so many hollywood starlets willing beards for faggots?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:21:44 PM No.211502272
>>211502227
work is work
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:24:41 PM No.211502375
>>211501350 (OP)
I think he could play John F Kennedy Jr in some years.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:28:40 PM No.211502516
>>211501350 (OP)
what a bizarre guy, face and neck of a chad but femboy everything else
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:35:22 PM No.211502726
>>211501432
You get your cheeks shaped up at a plastic surgeon, it cost about $10k
>>211502169
Lol, what's next Kpop stars are all natural beauties.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:39:41 PM No.211502865
mrk4
mrk4
md5: 8a3b8e0496e7dc87a253a0f74a55466d🔍
he's the kid from the black phone
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:41:31 PM No.211502930
>>211502865
No way
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:44:15 PM No.211503014
>>211501350 (OP)
Too manly for Link and too feminine and petite for Zelda.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:44:52 PM No.211503029
>>211501350 (OP)
They could have fixed his nose too
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:47:12 PM No.211503110
>>211501432
Constantly inhale as hard as you can.(evens)
Or be on the edge of starvation.(odds)
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:47:53 PM No.211503135
>>211501350 (OP)
guy looks like a major douche bag
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:49:10 PM No.211503179
>>211503135
When you're pretty enough you get to act like a douche
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:56:06 PM No.211503438
>>211501350 (OP)
Is that his mom?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:59:43 PM No.211503563
>>211502272
:*)
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:01:31 PM No.211503638
>Chews mastic gum once
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:02:31 PM No.211503675
Does she know he's only 17? Put that harlot in prison!
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:02:56 PM No.211503682
>5'7"
when will they learn?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:11:35 PM No.211503986
>>211503675
Noooo

He looks old for 17, at 17 I looked like I was 12
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:11:50 PM No.211503995
>>211502227
Why do you desperately want that man to be gay?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:13:13 PM No.211504040
>>211503675
They are dating
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:17:13 PM No.211504181
>>211504040
She should be in fucking jail. If the ages were reversed and she was the one that is 17 he'd be locked up and the blue hairs would be going insane.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:24:20 PM No.211504492
>>211501350 (OP)
This is who they cast for
>Hiccup, the scrawny failure of a viking whose dorkiness is the main catalyst for the entire fucking movie
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:25:28 PM No.211504534
>>211504181
>the blue hairs would be going insane
They are because they get no sex.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:25:44 PM No.211504550
>>211503986
Early bloomers are at such a huge advantage.
If I have a son I will unironically hold him back a year in school and try to fake his age.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:28:26 PM No.211504654
>>211501350 (OP)
He's relentlessly handsome.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:30:35 PM No.211504733
looks like young Patrick Swayze, only gayer
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:31:30 PM No.211504769
>>211503986
You're lucky. At 50 you'll look 25.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:41:00 PM No.211505090
He's relentlessly homosexual.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:47:01 PM No.211505335
>>211502227
It pays. Gives gossip rags something to write about which keep them in the public eye. Gives them something to talk about in interviews. Diverts attention away from their actual relationships, which are sometimes homosexual as well.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:55:50 PM No.211508186
>>211504769
Can confirm, I shaved my beard down to stubble yesterday because it was so gray and got carded at the bar and when the bartender chick saw my actual age she said "Wow you look way younger than that!". She wanted the D but I have a strict no fatties policy.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:57:07 PM No.211508247
>>211508186
i am like this but people still treat me like a college student