Kinos that almost happened - /tv/ (#211501543) [Archived: 1281 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:03:45 PM No.211501543
Lazarus
Lazarus
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>In 2000, DMX and Eminem were set to star in THE CROW: LAZARUS. DMX would have played Lazarus, a Los Angeles gangsta rapper who decides to leave his violent lifestyle behind when his girlfriend becomes pregnant. Eminem would have played Lazarus’s treacherous best friend Stone, who arranges for Lazarus to be killed in a drive-by shooting in which Lazarus’s girlfriend and their unborn child are accidentally also killed. One year later, the black crow from the previous movies revives Lazarus to seek revenge on Stone, who now owns a record label profiting off Lazarus’s music, while an evil white crow imbues Stone with similar powers to Lazarus, leading to a conflict between the two superhuman friends-turned-foes. Ernie Hudson was also set to reprise his role as police sergeant Albrecht from the original 1994 movie, but the studio ultimately scrapped the project, believing the rap crowd wasn’t a strong enough audience to cater a film to, in favor to the low-budget straight-to-video franchise killer THE CROW: WICKED PRAYER starring Edward Furlong.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:39:43 PM No.211502866
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>>211501543 (OP)
Why do they keep trying to shoehorn blacks into Goth?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:25:07 PM No.211504523
p90214_i_h9_ab
p90214_i_h9_ab
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>>211501543 (OP)
Anything would have been better than Wicked Prayer.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:26:27 PM No.211504576
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>>211501543 (OP)
>an evil white crow
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:28:28 PM No.211504655
>>211501543 (OP)
they all wanted to be mubi stars after 2pac did poetic justice. but he was a theater kid
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:51:05 PM No.211505505
654653523
654653523
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>>211501543 (OP)
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:51:56 PM No.211505534
Niggershit
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:01:30 PM No.211505957
>>211501543 (OP)
>Kinos that almost happend
Your mom in "100 guy in a filthy whore creampie 07"
Your dad in "Gay for the pay interracial creampie gangbang edition 02"
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:04:32 PM No.211506087
Superman Lives could have been kino, could have been disaster, definitely would have been entertaining.
>Tim Burton directs
>Nicholas Cage as Superman
>Doomsday fight
>Christopher Walken as Brainiac
>Kevin Spacey as Lex Luthor
>Michael Keaton cameo
>Life and death of Superman
>Lexiac
They were pretty much a week away from filming, too.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:09:32 PM No.211506303
>>211502866
Because it was the early 00s and they made EVERYTHING have rappers, you retarded poltard zoomer fucking shit