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Life changing mog by pitt here, this is probably where cruise went insane

>>211506154 (OP)
pitt's a pathetic brainlet that married a crazy whore, though. Cruise probably has 30 more iq points.

>>211506154 (OP)
did they ever make a movie together?

>>211506559
Nope. Not ever. Not once.

>>211506559
Zoomers using search engines challenge
difficulty: impossible

>2 bros having a good talk
>chuds on 4chan who weren't born when the picture is taken drop their "hot takes"

>>211506929
boomers falling for bait challenge difficulty: prostate cancer

>>211506154 (OP)
Abre Los ojos

>>211507048
good friends do not put there arms around eachother like that. that is a form of mogging. its like a pat on the shoulder, its inherently diminutive.

>>211507048
Oh you know them and the nature of their friendship? How cool! Movie producer perhaps?

>>211507458
bro just admitted he never had good friends
>>211507726
perhaps

>>211506215
no

>>211507788
i have good friends and bro just admitted he gets man handled and doesnt know its a mog. maybe in your friend circle its acceptable. in this photo, they are in front of a camera (duh), not acceptable. this is like when your "buddy" totally switches up on you the moment you are hanging out with girls. a true friend doesnt try to one up you in front of the huzz.

>>211506215
>Life changing mog
Not even a mog, they're pretty even. THIS is a life changing mog

>>211506154 (OP)
>dude, have been going to this club called scientology, let me tell you about it...

>>211507990
zoomer mentality kek

>>211508152
expect mass suicides when the broccoli falls off

>>211508152
yeah we're not cucked like the previous weak men generation.

>>211507990
You're overthinking it, ascribing nefarious motivations to the casual familiarity friends share. Now tell us the sinister ulterior motives between high fives.

>>211508108
He mogs 99.9% of men in history to be fair on tom

>>211508235
well you are because you're constantly thinking about the concept of being cucked or mogged

>>211508258
There are none behind high fives. i just know among everyone i grew up with that is not a sincere or harmless gesture. the only time that gesture is done is when someone is trying to be awkwardly, almost suspiciously nice usually in front of other people.

>>211508235
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>211508344
You should talk to someone

>>211508334
>constantly
no im constantly thinking about hitler and what he would do today. your generation was too pussy to do a full roman in public. mine celebrates it. we're not the same. now go get your prostate checked by mr shekelstein.

>>211508408
nah i only talk to 3 people and those are my friends who also know this gesture is utterly embarrassing.

>>211508108
imagine what you'd look like standing next to both of them

your post just got mogg'd

>>211508430
way to out yourself for what you really are kek, i wasn't even trying

>>211508622
>haha bro i wasnt even trying on the turkmeni goat milking forum haha
damn i wouldve never guessed
>out yourself
as what? a nazi? yeah its pretty fucking awesome.

>>211506154 (OP)
>prime pitt and cruise
Who are the zoomer equivalent

>>211508722
look at the cute lil nazi go

>>211508550
I'm imagining what anon looks like next to you and he mogs you to the grave

>>211507379
Behold my epic bait of asking a simple question

>>211506370
Nah, it was over for lil bro when he didn't run away at the sight of brad, YJK he decided to become a scientologist and star in generic action movies after this to compensate

>>211508648

>>211506154 (OP)
>so there i was, taking the biggest dump of my life in the back of a fighter jet. And this guy over here flys by and says "bombs away!" And zooms off Haha
>i laughed so hard i fell off the toilet and fell on the controls and sent the plane careening into the sea.
>next thing i know im being pulled out of a fighter jet covered in my own shit by mr scientology over here. Hes got this big fucking grin on his face like hes been thinking of this for days.
>he tugs me out of the plane and says "fat man destroys little boy" and laughs a bunch. I dont really get it but you know this guy laughs at anything
>anyways thats why i dont take dumps on airplanes anymore, thats what you asked right?

>>211513621

gemmy!

>>211508648
Kek

>>211506370
and in this moment, cruise realized none of that mattered.

>>211508550
i'm mog loki

>>211506215
Cruise always knew he would never be as good looking or naturally cool as Brad. He made up for it with intensity.

>I wish I was at home fucking Mike Tyson's wife
>Does anyone here even ride bikes on one foot?

>>211506215
I think Tom looks great in this picture you fahgot

do you think they...?

>>211506154 (OP)
Tom is the best by far

>>211515670
I thought vampires didn't age

>>211515834
That's called perfecting not aging

>>211508108
why does his hair look like the poop emoji

>>211508740

>>211506154 (OP)
They were both almost 40 here.

>>211515507
Tom looks like a 90s yuppie banker with the added weight there.

>>211508108
Manslaughter

>>211508648

>>211508648
BASED