>Peter I know I cucked you because you couldn't show up to my plays because you're balancing being a college student, working a job to support yourself and being spider-man and I know this is the wedding where I've stood up JJs son on his own big day but it's all because I've decided I actually love you and want to be with you through thick and thin

Mary Jane was a villain in this trilogy.

>Mary Jane I know all my problems could be solved if I just simply skimmed money off the drug dealers whose legs I break but I'm too moral for that and btw how do I climb walls with gloves on that makes no sense

>>211506335
>what do you mean "morals and principles" just steal money from drug dealers so you can buy me jewelry!!!
hello woman

>>211506335
>this is amazing Peter
>it appears thousands of micro barbed spider-penises get erect on your finger tips that enable you to walk on walls!

>>211506406
>or use money that will sit in a police evidence room for years to come and eventually be reinvested into the jewish community instead to pay your rent, tuition, and take care of your penniless, elderly aunt from being forced out of her house instead of making us all a martyr for your guilt

>>211506534
And they go through his gloves. No fucking way.

>>211506335
Superheroes are supposed to be larger than life.

>>211506165 (OP)
Women inevitably play villainous roles in the lives of great men.

>>211506165 (OP)
I actually completely disagree, she did nothing wrong. Once she understands the burden he shoulders she is completely on board. Even willing to take a back seat, which most women wouldn't be able to do

>>211506165 (OP)

>>211507319
...until the next movie, where she resents him for being more successful than her.

>>211506335
>how do I climb walls with gloves on that makes no sense
Van der Waals force.

>>211509214
Dangerously based

>>211506165 (OP)
This is why Michelle Jones is the best, Spider-Man is made for brown women

Redheads are like Asian chicks, where a 6/10 get severely over valued and are allowed to get away with more bullshit.

If she was blonde or brunette, the immersion would have been broken because no one would have fallen for such nonsense.

>>211506165 (OP)
I wonder if we'll ever get comic accurate MJ on the big screen.

>>211506165 (OP)
>peter and gwen stacey>peter and MJ
>just like scott summers and emma frost>scott summers and jean grey
What is it with comic redheads being shitty cunts that get mogged by actually nice and supportive blonde stacies?

>>211510729
Comic Gwen was ass, what are you talking about