Here's your next He-Man bros

>>211509189 (OP)
It's that an official pic? Looks fine but he should be way bigger

>>211509382
Yes, the left is an official pic. No, he looks like a joke compared to the OG.

Damn this board truly is full of zoomers. No one gives a fuck about MoTU.

>>211510509
I’m 35 and He-Man was still way before my time.

>>211510662
You sound like a sheltered faggot redditor

>>211509189 (OP)
who is gonna come see this shit
even if millenials did play with action figures... he-man feels a bit too old/niche of a property to bring back
theyll have to try hard with the screenplay and visuals
>>211509595
goddamn dolph is mogging the new guy so hard with ease...
what the hell were boomers on back then
i dont think even hemsworth is built like this

>>211511153
Good genes and roids. Hemsworth could never.

>>211509189 (OP)
now this is were they should cast Hunter

>>211511153
>what the hell were boomers on back then
Pussy. We ate a lot of pussy. I fucked Missy Hyatt.

>>211511304
>We ate a lot of pussy
Enjoy your Michael Douglas cancer lmao

He-Man and the Z Boys of Dogtown

>>211509382
it would be fine if the movie is actually masculine, him being uber buff doesn’t matter if it’s all emasculating

>movie is about he man getting transported to the real world

>>211513045
That movie is actually fucking fantastic. Takes to be really bitter basement dwelling faggot to not enjoy Langella's Skeletor

>>211510662
im 35 and watched the he-man cartoon as a kid. https://youtu.be/7yeA7a0uS3A

https://youtu.be/81wyj65SJIo
why did they have to make this netflix show a gay subversion

>>211514531
The film isn't without its moments but overall it was a fucking letdown.

>The fact that only like 10% of it takes place on Eternia was clearly a cost-saving measure
>they just threw up their hands, decided Orko was too hard an effect to produce and just made Gwildor (aka Sam's club Orko) instead
>same with Battlecat except they couldn't even figure out how to do the discount version
>replaced most of the classic villains with lame new ones Instead of live-action Ram Man or Moss Man or Tri-Face or my man Stinkor we got lizard in a wig and a pirate.

I was there, man. People were apathetic. They cast it very well but it's a He-Man movie with scenes set in an alleyway, a high school gym and a record store. It's half of what we wanted

>>211515312
>I was there, man. People were apathetic.
This 2bh, i'll be 50 next year and was there for the whole He-Man ride; saw the film in the cinema and never wanted to see it ever again.

The movie is bad, and not even the good kind of bad like Flash Gordon is which is a far better film than He Man.
Actually, thinking about it, Flash Gordon is a great film.

>>211515312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gYPp_GG95w

At least we got prime Courtney Cox

>>211509189 (OP)
>>211510509
>>211510662
They already tried to grab a modern audience with a couple of shitty Netflix series, it didn't work. Same situation with GI Joe, it just failed to carry itself through the 90s and 00s to become a staple franchise like Transformers did (and even that's started to fail)

>>211515312
>I was there, man. People were apathetic. They cast it very well but it's a He-Man movie with scenes set in an alleyway, a high school gym and a record store. It's half of what we wanted

It's hard to express how much of a let-down this was.

>Awesome, awe-inspiring milieu
>Protagonists need to go the Earth for 'reasons'.
>t. Marvelschlopp

>>211518316

>Ugly tranny thing protag
>Brownie woman

Hm, I wonder why it didn't catch on?

>>211515935
What about flesh gordon? You like that one?

>>211510509
I don't understand how a grown adult could possibly ever care about this shit even if they watched it in their youth. It's the most substanceless slop ever. I feel awful for people that had to grow up with He-Man. It's really worse than capeshit even.

>>211515312
>oh noooo haha please don't put that up my ass nooooo

>>211518316
God this was so devastating… we might’ve actually gotten a decent cartoon like the cancelled thundercats one if Kevin Smith wasn’t a retard

>>211518316
>He Man show
>No He Man
>Just a bunch of tranny looking women and cartoon characters because God forbid we have any strong male leads or attractive female sidekicks.

>>211509189 (OP)
Zack Efron has designed himself for this role and it’s some no name zoomer who gets cast instead?

FUCK HOLLYWOOD TKD CANT COME FAST ENOUGH.

>>211518316
>transformers and beasts of nah nation
Yeah… I wonder why people stopped caring about that franchise…

>>211515312
>I was there, man. People were apathetic. They cast it very well but it's a He-Man movie with scenes set in an alleyway, a high school gym and a record store. It's half of what we wanted
I was a kid back then and when I finally saw it I was deeply disappointed because it wasn't a He-Man movie. It was a bunch of weird OC without any of the costumes and characters I wanted to see. Looking back now, it was a fun 80s film in its own right and if they'd made it as an OC fantasy film, it might have been better received. Instead, it just made a lot of kids scratch their heads and say stuff like, "where is Orko?" and "why is He-Man's costume and sword wrong?"

>>211518316
He man was literally a toy selling show for little boys who still had their father in their life (ie white), who actually thought their dad was 10 feet tall and could punch every other dad in the face.
You could see how this doesn't work for gen Alpha.

>>211510662
This. The show came out in 83 and ran for 2 seasons. If you watched this as a kid, you're probably close to 45 and really into He-Man.

>>211522530
I'm, 47, I was the He-man target audience in 82 and loved that shit. I think I even had the castle greyskull slime playset, I don't know why he-man had to get slimed so much.

>>211515312
Evil-lyn was so hot in that movie. I wonder what she looks like now...