Come out you yellow-bellied sapsucker!

>>211509978 (OP)
Fix yer shootin' iron, Hansen, there ain't but enough cunny in this town for one cowpoke! Go on an' HOLD EM HIGH, YOU SONUVABITCH!!

>>211509978 (OP)
>Rode through Injun territory and cross a whole county tonight just for...what exactly ya after now, Vincent?

>H A N S O N you cobwebbed coward
>yer yella wards are all that
>all hat and no cattle
>draw you sonnuva bitch

>>211510227
My business is my own, Hansen. You with the law?

>>211509978 (OP)
>SOMETIMES I SLEEP, SOMETIMES IT'S NOT FOR DAYS
>THE PEOPLE I MEET ALWAYS GO THEIR SEPARATE WAYS
>SOMETIMES YOU TELL THE DAY BY THE BOTTLE THAT YOU DRINK
>AND TIMES WHEN YOU'RE ALONE, WELL, ALL YOU DO IS THINK

I NEVER!
WANTED!
TO BE THIS WAY!!!
https://files.catbox.moe (slash) tk3rk4.mp4

>I've got a plan, Hansen.
>You've always got a plan, Vincent.
>This is a good one...
>I don't doubt it.
>We can’t always fight nature, Hansen. We can’t fight entrapment. We can’t fight cunny. We can’t fight nothing. My whole life, all I ever did was fight.
>Then give up, Vincent!
>But I can’t give up, neither. I can’t fight my own nature. That’s a paradox, Hansen. You see? When I’m gone, they’ll just find another monster. They have to, because they have to justify their wages.
>That's their business!
>Our time has passed, Hansen.

>>211509978 (OP)
THROW DOWN BOY
JERK THAT PISTOL AND GET TO WORK
SKIN THAT SMOKEWAGON

"BAH
GAWD"

>>211510688
>https://files.catbox.moe (slash) tk3rk4.mp4
kino

HANSENNNNN, COME OUT AT ONCE YA COUSIN' FUCKING WEASEL QUEER LOVIN' FAGGOT I GOT A BULLET WITH YER NAME ON IT

it's fitting he was wearing a black hat

>Remember it? Why 'course I remembah the Cun Fight at the Pedo Corral, had the privilege of being at the establishment muhself that day. Big TEX? Yep he were a prodigious feller, larger than life in both stature and appetites. Cute, but not really built good such as muhself, on account of his weight. As for my own involvement, my good man, I was merely passing through on my way to the beach.

I don't want this cookie anymore

YOU NEED A COUNT?

>>211509978 (OP)
>HANSEN YOU COWARD COME OUT AND FACE ME LIKE A MAN

>>211509978 (OP)
>to the town of Agua Fria rode a pedo one fine day
>hardly spoke to crew around him didn't have too much to say

>>211511705
>Cameras watching from the distance
>Everybody held their breath
>They knew this husky pedophile was about to face arrest
>*About to face arrest*

>>211510227
I reckon I'm here fer that bounty on that there cunny. The bounty, and yer life. Now draw, coward.

>>211510688
how does one become this way

Blessed thread

>>211512359
he had to get it on

>>211511455
>the Cun Fight at the Pedo Corral

>>211512359
mental illness

>You yella belly sonna'bitch, told me lies, traitored me, nao you gonna shoot me out here in the middle o' nowhere and take all that loot for ya self, I hope choke 'ansen, I hope you god damn choke on everything that pass by ya damn varmint lips 'ansen!
>Gun shot sounds and Vincent's body hits the desert floor

> He was ashamed of his persiflage, his boasting, his pretensions of courage and ruthlessness; he was sorry about his cold-bloodedness, his dispassion, his inability to express what he now believed was the case- that he truly regretted setting up Vincent, that he missed the man as much as anybody, and wished his entrapment hadn't been necessary.

>>211509978 (OP)
*gong*

>>211510688
Is there any way to watch this whole thing without paying for his locals or whatever?

>>211514284
no

>>211513886
BY GAWD ITS THE CUNNYTAKER

>>211514284
https://gofile.io/d/GPk3nC

>>211517280
Thank you anon

>hey mom i got caught trying to have poopy diaper sex with an 11 year old. and yes before you ask there is a video of me shitting myself and stripping off. can you come get me please?

>how much time do you spend on the internet?

>>211517280
how'd you access this?

>>211518196
https://predatorpoachers.locals.com/

>>211510428
How did that chick not crack up?
You know 100% why he's here and he shows up like that and you're 100% aware of it and are safe (and probably armed just in case).

>>211510130

>I hear you're the number one shootist round these parts. So I'm here to kill you.

>>211517526
white people are the spawn of satan

>>211519062
at least we catch our monsters

>>211519098
I'll be honest with you
The other guy looks like a child rapist too
Probably doing this to deflect attention

Kek

>>211519062

>>211519224
Now crosscut with diaper crimes

>>211519152
this and sleeping with his fat ass wife isn't illegal, but it should be

>>211519152
He's Jewish

>>211519702
Wait, a jaw is hunting down white pedos? what happened to >>211519098

>>211519753
That Jew catches predators of all stripes. Don't forget the most famous pred catcher is white. Also, don't forget that you're not only retarded, but you're also a faggot, and that this fact of life will never change.

>>211511455
This is why I come to these threads

>>211509978 (OP)
>You be Vincent Ambrosio, outta NewYork, diddled women and children, actually just children

>>211512359
Post on 4chan

Daily reminder that he had gay sex on his grandfathers bed

>>211510688
AND IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY

>>211511455

>>211509978 (OP)

>Tucking in your button up shirt while being fat

Why? If you had Vincent body type what would you even wear?

Personally I think an untucked white polo shirt with those hat and jeans would have looked way better

>t. /fa/

>>211509978 (OP)
Imagine being him and being one of the most recognizable predators caught.

>>211523264
Many have wondered this

>>211510688
A new cowpoke has won the rodeo belt…Vincent you gave me lots of laughs but it’s time to retire and hit the dusty trail cowboy.

>>211510688
is the bald guy his brother or what? why is he laughing?

>>211519224
neither of the sources listed below contains information represented in the graph lol

>>211526687
Reddit

>>211523264
High wasted jeans like that hiked up over your gut with your maroon buttondown tucked in is supremely unfashionable. But you know what's even more unfashionable than that? Having your hairy pale hanging gut peek out from underneath literally anything you could conceivably wear. It's ultimately the smart compromise unless you want to live on the edge.

>>211510688
>>211514284
balding gay santa beard boy is 24 by the way

>>211512359
According to him, the Nintendo 3DS

>>211528933
damn, makes sense

>>211517526
>eye color: brown
>height: 5'8"
it was over for him from the beginning

>>211517526
>no bond
mommy ain't coming to get him

>>211517280
Bless you anon. Anyone have any more links for his stuff? I really don't want to pay

>>211523264
mumu

>>211517526
Why are they all white?
Has Hansen ever busted a groid?

>>211519152
the craziest thing about this is that both guys are under 25 years old

I mean to kill you in one minute Vincent, or see you hanged in New Haven at Judge Kelly's convenience, which will you have?

>>211524244

>>211535118
FILL YER HANDS YOU SUNUVABITCH!

>>211535118
Vincent's pose looks like a fat girls 2nd pic on a dating app.

>>211535135
>vince hits the prisonmaxxed redemption arc
>gets a 18 year old gf
>becomes volunteer fire fighter
>links back up with hansen and buries the hatchet
i know he can do it

>>211510688
i have seen many losers and such on the internet the last 5 years but watching this a while ago actually really made me change my life for the better. i have never seen such a fucking loser in such a shitty (lol) situation. no matter how fucked your life is you cannot be as fucked as shit guy unless you have cancer or something.

>>211535034
yes multiple times

>>211518449
Cute girls are naturally caring and sympathetic.

>>211527551
Bullshit

>>211529021
He could've been a handsome feller if he didn't prioritise eating too much cake every single day for years and years in a row without ever stopping to consider the consequences of his actions.

I pay for the guys locals
he's pretty based and they actually pump out content
endless entertainment and Alex is our guy

>>211536045
>really made me change my life for the better
>still on 4channel

>>211535527

Surely this guy must have dozens of women writing letters and giving him commissary funds.

>>211510688
wtf

Someone should do a documentary about this dude. Who he was before this, and where he is today.

>>211536224

WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME

>>211536535
nice greentext little kid
i stopped drinking, stopped nicotine and went back to the gym. go cry incel

>>211519062
White majority countries are the only ones that prosecute and document their criminals

>>211512120
He said he went to Ketcham in Wappingers which means I live like half an hour away. Used to drive through there for work every day

>[sounds of many lawmen massing outside with rifles]
>I guess... you'll be thinking of... just riding on out of here, Tex...?
>I reckon so, Sheriff Hansen. Thanks for jawing with me a spell. [puts on coat, cocks gun, walks out into the light, slow fade to white]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjYLY3BGDY4

>I rekcon it's about time for you to drop that pistol amigo

>>211535034
Which kind of police department do you think is more likely to have the excess manpower required to run a week-long sting operation while providing security for a TV guy: one located in a well-off suburban neighborhood, or one located in Harlem?

Is this the guy who wanted the girl to take a rule me to measure the length of her slit?

>>211512120
in an alternative reality he was a hero

>>211511633
Saved

>>211510688
QRD?
i keep seeing this
is the guy in red wearing a diaper?

>>211542786
maybe try clicking the link

>>211509978 (OP)
Most compelling anti-hero in television history.

>>211512423
OH OUT IN THE WEST TEXAS
TOWN OF EL PEDO,
I FELL IN LOVE
WITH AN UNDERAGE GIRRRRLLLL

>>211509978 (OP)
Where do yellow bellies come from in that expression?

WELL, YOU WONDER WHY I ALWAYS DRESS IN BLACK
WHY YOU NEVER SEE BRIGHT COLORS ON MY BACK

I WEAR THE BLACK FOR THE NONCE
WHO ONLY LOOKED AT CP ONCE
I WEAR IT FOR THE CHILD MOLESTER
WHO BARELY TOUCHED HIS LITTLE SISTER

I WEAR IT FOR THOSE WHO THOSE SOLICITED TEENS ONLINE
WHO NOW ARE IN STATE PRISON DOING TIME
AND EVEN WHEN THEY GET OUT AND MAKE GOOD
WILL HAVE TO INTRODUCE THEMSELVES TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD

>>211546372
Kek, nice

>>211546372

>>211512359
Exposed to anime during his formative years.

>>211546372
Well done

I think him telling the decoy “Yeah get me a water” is more offensive than his attempted pedo-ing.

>>211517526
this is impossible to recover from. I'd probably just flee the country.

>>211535034
non-whites don't bother with the solicitation part

>>211523264
Dont you disrespect a renegade outlaw like vincent

>>211546831
He was at the watering hole, get the man his damn drink I say.

>>211531504
White people can have brown eyes rajesh

>>211510688
I genuinely can't praise this enough, it is bar none the greatest pedo busting video of all time

>>211510688
why is he sitting on a shitty trashbag? He shit on the couch for the fun of it??

>>211510688
>diaperfag
>shits himself
>gets utterly humiliated by the somehow less dorky predator catchers
>Cops humiliate him
>spreads like wild fire on the internet
>faggot diaper wearing shit fetishist pedo gets caught at the start of pride month

>>211535034
There was hundreds of people caught up in the TCAP stings. The most entertaining ones made it on TV. Lots of Indians, lots of middle easterners, blacks, and mexicans. This was also in the early part of the 2000s, internet access required a computer, and an internet connection. Most poorer minorities just molest kids around them.

>>211551142
>Lots of Indians
and they were all in tech. Even back then that shit was going on on a large scale

>>211546272
a yellow-bellied sapsucker is the legit name of a species of bird

>>211538348
>Aaah, I'm improoooving

>>211547177
Ive got you in my sights chris is just getting your chatlogs ready, yours is heftier than usual.

>>211550863
and the guy who caught you looks like an even gayer version of this who's balding at 24

>>211511455
kek

>>211510688
holy fuck and i thought i was a loser for being stuck in a 40k/yr dead end job living with my parents.
at least im not this faggot

>>211510688
>he's in very deep shit right now
Kek

>>211510688
not even george lucas could have directed better from the pedo that looks your average /v/ poster, to the other pedo pedohunter that also looks like the average /v//a/ poster.
the cops trying to keep a straight face
the framing, it's kino

>>211510688
>yeah that's me, you're probably wondering how I got myself in this shitty situation...

>>211538348
>i stopped enjoying life and instead move weights around now
ok

>>211556366

>>211510688
There's cringe, which you just don't want to see.
Then there's cringekino, where the cringe is so strong that its sheer magnitude is novel and entertaining. Chris Hanson's show lived in that realm.
Then there's the rarely seen cringe overload, which is so far past the level of cringekino that you can't even handle it, your negative reaction is almost visceral.
This is a new level, I don't know if there's a word for this one. This pathetic excuse for a man has brought together just about every form of human failure imaginable to get himself filmed in the worst possible context. He achieved a level of humiliation that few human beings have known, or ever will know.

>>211510688
Vincentbros I think /ourguy/ has finally been dethroned.

>>211536787
Gen Z bros... our response?

>>211510688
>It all started when my parents got me a Nintendo 3DS

>>211557339
Big Tex, was a troubled soul, there's nothing of redeeming value within Diaper boy.

>>211510227
I feel retarded because I find this shit hilarious

>>211510688
Who is this and what is it from?

>>211535010
Underrated post

>>211557890
just some footage of an average day for a twitter leftist who hates stonetoss

>>211557339
He's earned a spot in the Highway Men

>>211557436
this is the guy who reports nintendo emulators and fan projects to nintendo's lawyers

>>211558304
No he's definitely a smash melee player

>>211558632
He's stinky enough to be one at the very least

>>211557746
it has a charm to it

I always watch those really boring 1950s westerns when they're on TV just because I like how everyone talks

>>211509978 (OP)
Jim ross thread. Lets gooo

>>211558176
BY GOD THAT'S THE CUNDERTAKER'S MUSIC

>>211535092
i dont believe you

>>211562199

What would you have done in this situation

>>211562461

>>211509978 (OP)
>>211512120
>>211513545
serious question that could easily be answered by a basic google search, what happened to this guy? was his case thrown out like so many others due to the shoddy work by Perverted Justice, or did bro actually serve time?

>>211564474
He had a face-off against Hansen at high noon

>>211564256
at that point all you can do is take your soiled diaper, smear yourself in faeces, and use that to gain safe passage to your car. pray that the police turn up AFTER you leave. if not it ends with you getting cuffed on the side of the highway on live television from the chopper cam. OJ sickfuck style

>>211564474
On November 14, 2016, Ambrosio was convicted of a downgraded charge of criminal attempted second-degree sexual assault, as well as attempted risk of injury to a minor, enticing a minor in an obscene performance, and third-degree possession of child pornography.[5] As punishment, he was sentenced to ten years in prison, with a suspension after serving two and a half years. Additionally, Ambrosio received a ten-year probation sentence and was required to register as a sex offender for ten years. Following his imprisonment, he was released on January 29, 2018.[5] In 2021, on his podcast Predators I've Caught, Hansen would later admit that he thought Ambrosio's segment should've aired on True Crime Daily, but the network decided against it due to the depressing subject matter. Hansen then claimed that last he heard, Ambrosio was living in a halfway house.

Ambrosio was arrested in late 2024 on a parole violation. His probation officer dropped by his house for an inspection and found alcohol, a cell phone, and, he had an undisclosed laptop and cell phone, which his parole officer was unaware of.

According to Hansen, Ambrosio was arrested a second time for a parole violation in February 2025 in another episode of his Predators I've Caught. According to Hansen, Ambrosio worked at a farm open to the public, including children visiting, and did not inform the probation officer.

Hansen then had a court document describing how Ambrosio lawyered up to try to fight both probation violations; he gave up his right to silence and admitted to violating parole. Vincent then admitted regarding the first charge; he only had the undisclosed electronics to "message" his friends unfiltered. His defense attorney argued he was there in the morning before anyone could come to the farm, and even the workers and owners of the farm defended Ambrosio as witnesses.

As of now, Ambrosio is back in police custody.

>>211564723
>at that point all you can do is take your soiled diaper, smear yourself in faeces, and use that to gain safe passage to your car.

>>211511455
>As for my own involvement, my good man, I was merely passing through on my way to the beach.

>>211510688
do they really need a half dozen people to entrap one diaper fetishist niintendie?
it's just sheer cowardice
remember always go strapped and at the first sight of an overweight man with a beard you put two in his chest and one in his head
you're getting life either way, may as well take them to hell with you

>And i heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts
And I looked, and behold a pale horse:
And his name that st on him was Death
And Hell followed with him

>>211524366
When you're on top, there's always some swaggerin' punk packin' a cunny folder who's gonna come looking to make a name for himself

>>211510688
*cries into shit covered hands*

>>211557198
It's like he solved the cringe puzzle box

>THAT TEARS IT. IF YOU'RE NOT COMIN OUT HANSEN, BY GOD I'M COMIN IN

>>211562461
>>211562199

>>211557339
Vincent's segment was never that great, the memes are bigger than him. Classic tcap is still top.

>>211535527
STAYVUN?!

Good thread thanks guys

>>211566216
>remember always go strapped
yeah i personally just avoid getting into pedophile diaper shitting scenarios in the first place

>>211557746
Nah, it’s legit funny. Fits in well with the show.

>>211569161
And that's why you's always gonna be yella

>>211509978 (OP)
Real talk, rec me some westerns to watch

>>211571060
Dumping my western poster collection.

>>211546209
Underrated.

Please don't tell me I'm the only one who thought this was dusty rhoses

>>211510688
Based. Gratz for capturing a pedo leftist. Reminder this is the dude who tweeted stonetoss is a nazi

>>211550056
Watch the damn thing retard

>>211574969
please doesn't besmirch The American Dream like that

>>211517526
It's his second sexual offense. He is not leaving the jail for a very long time.

>>211535034
Shit you have edp and jikishi directly.

>>211519224
Your average American doesn't know that in Latin /South America people literally molest and Rape their cousins, nieces and such

>>211547177
No pity for these niggas. How delusional can you be to think an attractive underage girl would be interested by a human thrash and failure of a man?

>>211557392
What response? He is Gen Z. 24 year olds are zoomers. The oldest zoomers are 26 right now. You have a warped perception of time.

>>211576016
retard

>>211571060
Wild bunch

>>211576003
thats a cop you jackass

>>211576247
Don't get angry at me, millenialbro. We're all at the hands of the clock.

>>211510688
My life is awful, but short of a terminal illness that is the closest thing to a zero point I’ve ever seen.

>>211519152
Seething lefty, kill yourself.

>>211576479
Paid actress.

>>211535092
fatty was on a high school football team in 2018

>>211535092
Learning that makes it very weird, he keeps calling the freak kid, he's fucking 3 years older than him, and he looks like a 40 year old man who'd call himself a bottom bear on grindr. He's nearly fucking bald. He's definitely just as fucked up as the people he's catching.