>first 2/3 of film is high kino
>goes full retard in the final act
What is Boyle and Garland's major malfunction?

>>211512865 (OP)
>What is Boyle and Garland's major malfunction?
They were born here

>>211512865 (OP)
Sunshine's final act felt rushed but it wasn't as bad as people make it out to be.

>>211513196
Nah it sucks. Undermines the rest of the film

>Sunshine
dumb movie
dumb thread

The whole incel soldiers plotline was so dumb

>00s
>Everyone gets what those movies are doing and why
>20s
>Zoomershits are incapable of wrapping their heads around the most basic plot bits
Really makes you think...

>>211514791
People have been shitting on the Sunshine ending since it came out, retard.

>>211514724
>"lol what those guys are so dumb, I'd never do that!" - says the anon that'd do exactly what they did

>>211515826
>I'm a rapist so everyone must be deep down
Weird projection

>>211514791
It really is incredible seeing the average IQ and general competency fall off a cliff ever since social media took off. It's not even speculation anymore, people, especially young kids, are actually dumber than they were 25 years ago

>>211513196
I think some people just didn't like how it became a "slasher" film after having a strong sci-fi set-up.

>>211512865 (OP)
Don't even get me started on this. 'Sunshine' specifically.

Sunshine should've ended when they finally set off the last detonation and the sparks just started to flit into existence, then immediately cut to black, film over. You don't know for sure if it worked or not - if humanity was saved. It's left to the imagination, which elevates the film.

This would've been actually interesting from a philosophical and narrative standpoint. But they ruined it and made the most boorish, obvious conclusion. I'm not sure if suits got involved here, but I'm tired of films being ruined to cater to a retarded audience. People on the whole are smarter than given credit and would be able to appreciate ambiguous endings where appropriate (imo this being one such occasion).

Sunshine could've been genuinely brilliant - modern sci-fi masterpiece - and they fucked it all up. Idiots.

>>211514791
>>211516606
You're both retards. Fuck off.

>>211513936
>>211517034
The slasher part sucked but I still liked the ending

>>211517035
>retard goes full retard
>while acting like everyone else is being insane and he's the only normal person
Let me guess - zoom zoom?

>>211513196
this
parroted opinion

>>211512865 (OP)
Why didn't the lions just attack during the night tho?

>>211512865 (OP)
I blame him for mind breaking Cillian

Biggest offender right here

What did he see?

>>211517523
Considering they sit the script with a SINGLE idea and that idea got cut before they even found a studio to make the movie, I'm always confused the hell they were even trying to pull.
The movie quite literally ends when the bank robbery is stopped. That's what? 40 minutes? 45? The rest is pretty much the editor saying "yo, guys, I can stretch this to like an hour, but that's till not a feature length" so they've improvised the rest of the "plot"

>>211517299
>Let me guess - zoom zoom?
I've shat on this film for well over a decade. You can't refute my critique of it either, because I'm right.

Let me guess - you started posting here after moot sold? Fuck off, newfag.

the alt version of the 2nd half of 28 days later had potential

>>211517034
>Hard sci-fi for 90 mins
>Lol no actually bad guy has superpowers and emits light while phase shifting
Bravo

>>211518043
>I spend well over a DECADE shitposting about a movie I don't like
Yep, zoom zoom it is

>>211518147
>Autismo takes every single scene literally
Now I want to see your face when watching Cronenberg's movies

>>211518156
>>I spend well over a DECADE shitposting about a movie I don't like
where_do_you_think_we_are.png

Enjoy your stay, newfag.

>>211518147
>nuke the sun
>hard sci-fi

>>211512865 (OP)
>>211514724
>filtered by the third act
many such cases. 28 days later is about the failure of modern liberal democracies to sustain themselves. garland basically predicted the collapse in white birth rates and gave the solution: rage

>>211518458
>its le based
>irishman kisses a nigger
fuck off shlomo

>>211518767
holy shit, how retarded are you? the film ultimately condemns him

>>211512865 (OP)
>act 1: man vs nature
>act 2: man vs technology
>act 3: man vs himself
sunshine's 3rd act is kino, get over it loser

almost every horror ever.

>>211518147
that was clearly a stylistic choice, dumb dumb

Sunshine was exactly what us Event Horizon fans were hungry for even if the slasher shit was bad

>>211517523
this came out the same year as cloverfield, really speaks to an era where you could get maisntream movies that were a little left field in their delivery

>>211518458
>>211518767
>>211518979
>zoomers trying to grasp pre-zoomer world

>>211519402
People forget about what made Cloverfield so big - it was the expert viral marketing. We didn't get anything on this level since the BWP craze, except this time it was professionally made, rather than bunch of people fucking in the woods

>>211518147
I like how his scenes were shot and edited.

>>211519467
>except this time it was professionally made, rather than bunch of people fucking in the woods
There were moments in Blair Witch that were genuinely unsettling and still hold up. Cloverfield was forgettable by comparison.

>>211513196
I get where hes coming from; 'our worst enemy is always eachother', but it feels cheap. They shouldve stayed on the vastness of space.

>>211518979
They exchange saliva nigger, how is that condemning it?

>>211519467
the viral marketing must have been amazing cause I was like 12 years old and my sister and I went to see cloverfield knowing nothing about it and I hadn't been used to found footage films so the entire thing was a trip and I didn't even know it was gonna be a monster movie (loved godzilla at the time)

>>211519730
>Point
>(You)

>>211513196
>>211517330
>>211519226
It is literally a reddit opinion to shit on the 3rd act. I have never seen one person once be able to explain in any level of detail why the third act is so terrible, beyond the basic parroted >becomes muh slasher!! Yet I have seen countless arguments as to why it makes sense from both a structural and thematic sense. People who say shit like this >>211513936
>>211513969
>>211517034
and especially this >>211514935
are likely retarded and more than likely cannot think for themselves

>>211519839
the film ends on a question: "do you think he saw us?" literally, this is referring to the finnish pilot but subtextually this is more of a spiritual question that's about god. right after Jim avoided his executed, he looked up at the sky and saw an airplane flying overhead. the film ends on a shot that has a kind of parallel structure: he once again looks up at the sky with a contemplative look, but this time there is no answer. why not? because he is in hell as picrel suggests, which is typically seen as a separation from god. this all implies that he is spiritually damned
this is the worst condemnation possible

>>211518147
(You) are exceptionally cringe

>>211520135
Speak concisely if you don't want anon to misinterpret your posts.
>rather than bunch of people fucking in the woods
This can easily read as a dismissal of Blair Witch itself.

>>211512865 (OP)
Garland? More like Kinoland.

>>211520320
Schizophrenic interpretation. If that was true normies would hate this movie.

>>211520320
Why would they spell out HELLO instead of HELP or SOS

>>211520392
it's the most direct and obvious interpretation of the subtext. not my fault normalfags were filtered but garland really is /ourguy/
>>211520502
did you even watch the film? Jim goes out of his way to say hello in at least two scenes

>>211520360
>I need to be addressed with small, short, non-complex words
Ok retard

>>211520320
>This is your brain on being retarded and schizoid

>>211517035
>but I'm tired of films being ruined to cater to a retarded audience
I agree. The reliance on test audiences is baffling and the fact that they will change the entire movie to fit their "tastes". I just saw a movie recently (picrel) that supposedly was butchered and dumbed down because the test audiences didn't get the symbolism in the original cut. It seems likely that the original was butchered because it started off excellent with top notch atmosphere and started to become jumbled around the halfway mark and the tone seemed to change. That was the result I guess of Disney spending millions to "fix" it to cater to test audiences, and all they get is a forgettable film, when the original might have been become a classic.

>>211520767
>The reliance on test audiences is baffling
In reality, test audiences are responsible for saving 9 out 10 movies from being unwatchable piece of shit. You are effectively observing this on survivorship bias basis - the handful of movies that got shafted by test audiences make big splashing waves, but the thousands of the movies that were saved never mention it, because why should anyone be even mentioning this.

>>211520697
You need to understand the difference between concise and complex. I am saying you need to speak clearly; to the point. It has nothing to do with the size or difficulty of the words. You could meander around a point in short, non-complex words too.

Stop being an angsty little fag and actually think.

>>211513196
Agree. They should have emphasized more how their velocity becomes so great close to sun that "space and time smear together" though. They only mention it once when Cillian wonders if they should head to Icarus 1 or not. I kinda missed it on first watch and had what the fuck is this shit moment at the end.

>>211520665
Did he HAVE to show us an onscreen kiss between a sheboon and a white european man? No.

>>211512865 (OP)
many such cases

>>211520982
You have all the time in the world to write those posts, trying to cover your ass over the fact you, on your own, made your own interpretation of a rather simple post, and then was "pointed" out as a retard because of that.
Holy shit nigger, this is an anonymous imageboard. You can simply shut up and not continue the subject, rather than digging yourself deeper.

What started this whole 28 days later schizo shit? It's too specific to be a pasta

>>211521033
You don't even know what you're debating anymore. You mistakenly conflate concise with complex and misinterpret what I was saying, and then when I point out this is incorrect because
>You could meander around a point in short, non-complex words too.
You double down on the angst for no reason.

Cunts like you are actual retards. You'll go 50 posts without every saying anything. You just start feeling feelings and you keep posting.

>>211512865 (OP)
premises are easy and logically exploring them carries a dramatic throughline that's intuitive and within reach but endings are more difficult to come up with and require a lot of hard work. think about it: if you left the rest of 28 days later exactly the same, what could a more compelling/richer third act be?

>>211521004
i think the point was to horrify the audience. same reason the sheboon brutally hacked a white man to death
i really don't understand how anyone could see this film as promoting white replacement when for me it's the total opposite

>>211520253
I don't think Sunshine fails at the 3rd act, it shits the bed from the premise alone

>>211521187
>He keeps going on
Didn't even read. Mate, let it go.
Or fuck back to redit

>>211521326
>Didn't even read.
Dominance: Established.

>>211521250
It was captivating until the 3rd act. I remember thinking that after seeing it in the theatre. Yeah the premise might not be that believable, but it is able to create suspended disbelief and pull you in and get you to care about the characters pretty effectively.

>>211521214
Because you’re not a normalfag. My point is he could’ve gotten his point across without actually showing borderline beastiality

>>211518979
>>211520320
>>211521214
This sounds schizo as fuck but if you’re right I’ll actually give 28 days later a chance.

>>211512865 (OP)
They've seen a 1:13

>>211521423
Anons on /tv/ seem to have forgotten that movies are entertainment. Not some sort of pure realism. Make a premise, then have it play out and see how it goes. If that means "send oil drillers to drill an astreroid" or "let's ride this train to the center of the Earth" then that's what the audience accepts going in and you make scenes based off that. It's just so weird to see them say "ugh so unrealistic to restart the sun, that means it's a bad movie durrr" It was plenty entertaining. And you're right, the idea of the guy with all his skin burned off somehow surviving for years alone of the ship then sneaking aboard unseen and being a slasher villain was beyond what the audience could suspend disbelief for.

>>211514724
>Twenty
>Eight
>Days
Twenty. Eight. Days. Do you even imagine what that would feel like chud?

>>211516606
Well it is not really surprising. Aside from the ADHD nature of it, its also a HUGE time waster swalloving up a good chunk of the 24 hour cycle and stunts social interaction development. Banning smartphones for at least grade schoolers is a must for every self respecting nation

>>211523263
Couldn't be me

>>211518979
no it doesn’t. it’s implying jim falls in love with her and that’s inherently anti white.

3rd act slaps

>>211518458
No it's about how British people are evil

>>211514724
yeah at the time military was still looked as bad so every movie featuring soldiers had them doing bad things etc

>>211512865 (OP)
They're better at shorts or TV episode lengths, so promo/propaganda.

>>211512865 (OP)
I actually thought the last third of 28 days later was the best part.

>Sunshine opening>28 Days end>28 Days opening>Sunshine ending

>>211522465
He is just schizo, rambling about inane things.
Still, you should give the movie a try, if just for the empty London and the fucking tunnel scene

>>211514724
Why doesn't this retard shoot the girl when she's clearly trying to kill him?Fucking shoot her for fucks sake, why are you sitting there. Whole last twenty minutes of this film turns into an edgy Bond film where the hero is unstoppable and the bad guys retards.

This bitch is unironically the worst actress I've ever seen

Jim should have died at the end

>>211532107
lol

>>211518084
What was it

>>211518458
>"I was only pretending to be retarded"

>>211512865 (OP)
i still believe that Sunshine is the best Sci Fi movie of the decade

a million times better and suspenseful than the much more highly rated Nolanslop Interstellar

>>211532989
>decade

i meant 21st century

>>211520976
Imagine needing a test audience in the first place lol

>>211514724
>JIM, WE HAD TO, 28 DAYS WITHOUT STICKING OUR DICKS INTO MEAT HOLES, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND

>>211521198
The premise is weak in the first place, it's just a zombie movie tweaked to market outside the horror ghetto

>>211517035
>Sunshine should've ended when they finally set off the last detonation and the sparks just started to flit into existence, then immediately cut to black, film over. You don't know for sure if it worked or not - if humanity was saved. It's left to the imagination, which elevates the film.
Nope. This is dumb, pretentious and does nothing but cop you out of making a satisfying conclusion to the film, you fucking moron.

>>211512865 (OP)
Why did they stick the Welshman in the dungeon? Were they racists?

>>211517523
The original script was a great read, truly ahead of it's time. If you remade it with the original script in mind, in this day and age, it would land beautifully. It was made too soon.

>>211532107
>just seen her dad writhe in agony as he turns into a zombie before getting ripped to shreds by gunfire
>"dad?"
Everytime she spoke, it took me out of the movie. Gleason's shit accent too.

>>211512865 (OP)
>Sunshine

shitty reddit flick for total brainlet trannies

>sun stopping to burn 4.5 billion years before it should happen is... like... science and shit
>we could make it burn again with nuclear bombs exploding on its surface mate, totally
>what? there are billions of thermonuclear reactions on the sun already? why did no one told me?

>stars aren't that hot anyway, we'll totally not melt and that bomb (that cannot do nothing anyway) will surely not melt before reaching the surface

>dude let's NOT use the supercomputer to calculate the trajectories because computers make mistakes
>omawgawd out mathematician made a mistake why didn't we just use the fucking computer?

>dude swimming in coolant is fine and shiet, no worries about hypothermia and other fag shit
>by the way, holding your breath for 5 minutes is totally fine
>oh, you freeze AFTER you get out of the coolant... yeah, that's how it works, dawg
>anyway, you're lucky the antifreeze didn't burn your eyes out and didn't make you puke blood - overall, not that bad

>human body actually freezes one second after being exposed to vacuum
>I don't wanna talk to a scientist - these motherfuckers lyin' and making me pissed

>our communications are cut off, but both teams can communicate with the AI?
>yeah, let's NOT use the AI to communicate our teams, that would be lame

>so I read the dust is composed of human epidermis
>dude, what if more people die, so they'd become a dust layer so thick you could walk knee deep in human dust?

>holy shit! it's Freddy Krueger! the third degree burns of his entire body made him super strong and shiet! and he's still not blind! run for your lives!

>>211533292
kek that almost makes me want to watch it.

>>211521214
>seen a woman brutally hack another guy to death with 0 hesitation
>still want to fuck this woman
Call me low T but seeing that would put me off a lady somewhat

>>211533143
>walk them a mile away just to kill them
For what purpose? Just fucking shoot them in the house and bury 'em later.

In reality the rage virus would be ridiculously easy for the authorities to contain since symptoms appear so quickly

>>211533292
>Check this out, I'm gonna go full contrarian!

>>211514724
This anon has never gone 28 full days without sex and it shows

>>211517035
>Sunshine should've ended when they finally set off the last detonation and the sparks just started to flit into existence, then immediately cut to black, film over
Nah, that final scene with the new sunrise was kino

>>211533379
Nothing wrong with taking out the trash to the 'out house' away from their base. They just chose the two biggest retards for the job

Also shit thread.

>>211534004
>not being a brainlet means you're contrarian now
kek. I bet you love nolan and villeneuve slop too

>>211534262
>not being a brainlet
Who are you kidding? Yourself?
Is this the fabled Dunning-Kruger moment?

>>211534281
>I will not point our where you're wrong in pointing out obvious idiotic shit in my favourite slop!!!!!!!11111111111
>your stoopid not me!!!!!!!!!1111111
>WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111

>>211512865 (OP)
Add The Beach to the list

Capa's jump is my favourite scene in movie history, there is nothing that hits like that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clG_1sqOsBs

>>211534257
Clearly there is something wrong because they all ended up dead

>>211514724
>>211524874
>>211533107
>>211534110
>hahaha those soldier incels went coocoo after only 28 days! how unrealistically bad the writing is!
>humans totally dont have the ability to extrapolate into the future from present events, likely realizing that after things got this bad, there likely arent any other survivors out there, let alone women, what a crazy, hopeless conclusion that would be!

sunshine and armageddon have virtually identical stories but only armageddon gets tons of shit

>>211512865 (OP)
From Dusk Till Dawn

>>211518147
Genre shifts are cool though. The hard sci-fi is already interspersed with slightly religious or supernatural themes from the beginning, with the psychologist's increasingly intensifying worship of the sun, Kaneda's last look, the laws of physics breaking, etc. The ending is sort of set up, but it's still a surprising shift.

>>211533292
Oh my science! Just your first point alone is fucking dumb. It's just some futuristic bomb that can restart a dying star. There's no reason why you couldn't make a sci-fi story with that premise. Is The Terminator bad because time travel wouldn't actually work in real life?

>>211517035
Shit take, the actual ending with the sunrise is kino and dumps all over your film school Sopranos fanboy garbage.
>IDS AMBIGUOUS SO IDS GUD

>>211536910
The Sopranos isn't ambiguous though. But I agree.

>>211536854
>dude total bullshit is OK because a totally different movie has time travel (tachyons? what's that?) just turn off your brain lmao

>>211520253
Correct.

>>211537071
Sometimes in sci-fi you have to suspend your disbelief for the basic premise. You wouldn't be able to enjoy most of them otherwise. I don't see how time travel or thought-reading or FTL travel or whatever is not comparable. Is Avatar a bad movie because the technology is not realistic, or is it because of other reasons? I don't think the bomb in Sunshine is even that egregious, it's just some futuristic device that makes the plot possible. The specifics of how it works aren't important to the movie.

>>211537166
You do realize that we KNOW you cannot restart a star by dropping bombs into it, but there are firm grounds to theorize about time travel, right?
Never mind your entire counter-argument is a retarded distraction, since Sunshine actually presents itself as serious sci-fi, while making laughable mistakes a high schooler should be able to call bullshit. And Terminator is basically a thriller (T1) or action movie (T2) that uses sci-fi premise as an excuse to tell a story about a killer robot.

>>211537311
Your argument wipes out most of science fiction lol. I'd get it if there was a plot point in the middle of the film where some retarded fake science saved the crew or something, but accepting that the sun can be restarted with a device is the beginning premise of the movie. This is just genuine autism.

>>211533292

>To shape the science of the film, Boyle and Garland hired scientific advisers, including NASA employees and astrophysicists.[26] Brian Cox, a professor of particle physics at the University of Manchester, was hired to advise the cast and crew after the director had seen Cox on the science TV series Horizon.[42] Cox gave regular lectures to the film's cast members about solar physics, and also advised the filmmakers to scale down the nuclear device in the film from the mass of the Moon to the size of Manhattan. In the film's backstory, a Q-ball enters and is caught in the Earth's Sun, and begins to eat it away. According to Cox, the Sun would not be dense enough in real life to stop a Q-ball, but filmmakers took creative licence in writing the backstory.[37] Cox noted in the DVD commentary that several inaccuracies were permitted to allow for plot. He also dismissed criticisms of the film by scientists: "Sunshine is not a documentary. It's trying to just, in an hour and forty minutes, get across a feeling of what it's like—not only to be a scientist, because obviously there's much more in it than that. So, I found it interesting to watch the kind of people that get upset because the gravity is wrong."[43]

>>211537402
>retarded thing is OK at the start but not in the middle

>>211537433
>they literally told us it doesn't work but we did it anyway

Sunshine defence force, everyone!

>>211537610
>retarded thing is OK at the start but not in the middle
Kind of, yes. A premise or the central concept of a story is different from a midpoint turn. For example, people accept an unlikely coincidence being the starting impetus of a plot, but if coincidences just keep happening, people don't find it believable any more. It's easier to suspend the disbelief of the audience in the beginning by presenting a premise, than doing it again in the middle, for example in Sunshine by the bomb starting to suddenly move by itself or something.
It's not realistic, but without the science magic bomb there's no story. Sci-fi stories would be very limited if they had to follow your rules.

>>211537610
still, fixating on these inaccuracies is an autistic trait.

The message is scientists displaying immense heroism and human spirit to save light from darkness, to save humanity from becoming cold as the entire universe that surrounds it. You could make up some correct setting but that's not the point they were making.

>>211513196
naw third act sucks, but it has some kino scenes
>capa's jump
>capa and the wall of fire thingy

>>211537821
Do you realize that Sunshine is literally fucking filled with those kind of retarded things? Literally every 5 minutes something stupid happens. Even if you ignore the entire third act with Freddy Krueger.
And you're still dodging the fact that we KNOW shit like this shouldn't work. It's not speculative. It's not suspension of disbelief due to elements like magic, it's not just a matter of presentation, like Star Wars or Warhammer 40k.

>>211537850
>muh mussage
Would you accept a premise where scientist heal diseases by dropping anthrax on people, travel through the South Pole in bikini or save the world from Y2K bug (in 2025 nonetheless) by just turning off a monitor that shows the counter going down to zero? Because, you know, it's teh mussage that counts, right? Or are you too autistic to accept that every computer-related problem can be solved by turning off the monitor?

>>211538070
>Would you accept a premise where scientist heal diseases by dropping anthrax on people, travel through the South Pole in bikini or save the world from Y2K bug (in 2025 nonetheless) by just turning off a monitor that shows the counter going down to zero? Because, you know, it's teh mussage that counts, right? Or are you too autistic to accept that every computer-related problem can be solved by turning off the monitor?

ok, you are indeed autistic

Why does Jim turn into Solid Snake at the end

>>211538151
>afraid to answer my question
I accept your concession.

>>211514791
>00s
>half the third world is in their dirt huts where they belong instead of taking up space on my computer
Everything online can be explained this way. You aren't seeing zoomers discussing it, you're subjecting yourself to barely sapient third worlders

>>211517831
ur mom piussy ;jajajaja

>>211538070
None of those are comparable premises. The sun-resetting science bomb is a pretty simple one, who gives a shit if it wouldn't work in real life? Healing people with Anthrax is just a stupid non sequitur, and you don't need to be an autist like you to not accept that premise.
Of all the problems you could have with the movie, "the bomb wouldn't actually work", and "the guy would actually freeze faster" are just autistic nitpicks. Not using the AI to communicate across the ship is a plothole, yes, but wouldn't ruin the movie for most people. I don't remember what other nitpicks you listed because I'm not scrolling back up for that.

>>211538335
>who gives a shit if it wouldn't work in real life?
People with 3-digit IQ.
It's fine. You're a brainlet, so you like a movie made for brainlets. You don't have to fuss about this. /tv/ is a movie board. Here you can find people who will recommend you other films that hit the same audience as Sunshine. Legally Blonde, maybe?

>>211538408
the fundamental issue is that you seem incapable to understand that movies are made by artists. It is not a fucking PRL paper, and you're not supposed to review it.

>>211538408
Yea I'm stupid because I don't fixate on realism in the premise of sci-fi movies. I wonder if Brian Cox or other scientists also hate the movie because they have 3-digit IQs and that makes them incapable of suspending their disbeliefs for a moment when enjoying movies. You think they would call people stupid for simply accepting the premise? Ironically it's childish behaviour.
I'm pretty autistic too, but not this much.

>>211538426
>movies are made by artists
Ah, yes. Like the artistic Bane? scene from TDKR. Or the artistic event that was female Ghostbusters. Or fucking MCU capeshit marathon.
Bitch, fucking Lynch was an artist. Or Fellini, Kubrick, Kurosawa, whatever. Your pathetic attempts of defending retarded slop just because it looks pretty show worthless you are.

>>211538530
>calling a spade a spade is childish
Tell me you're a zoomzoom without telling me you're a zoomzoom .

Lads please, we don't need to fight

>>211538640
seek help

>>211538698
I'm 33. It is childish to end up going "you're stupid because you disagree about this movie detail!"
But to you it was something that smart people would say.

>>211538070
None of the people, but I'll give you this:
Go watch Core and Sunshine.
Then you will maybe understand why having a stupid premise doesn't make your movie bad and why people actually fucking enjoyed, you spastic (and why Core is such a cheesefest)

>>211538832
>I am 13 yo stuck in a body of a 33 yo
What was that movie called again?

>>211538698
>>211538951
>Le zoomer argument
Ironic

>>211538809
I accept your concession.

>>211538832
>I'm 33.
Which doesn't paint you in a good light if you managed to misunderstand my post as
>you're stupid because you disagree about this movie detail!
Maybe you're just melamine-enriched. Or a woman. Or a tranny. All options are valid here.

>>211538911
I wrote nothing about enjoying movies, retard. No one forbids you to enjoy slop. Are you excited for the new Fantastic 4?

>>211517393
>muh christianity
fuck you, when will this conservativelarp end. Worst era of 4chan.

>>211538974
>all my internet enemies are one person!
retard

>>211538987
>Which doesn't paint you in a good light if you managed to misunderstand my post as
>you're stupid because you disagree about this movie detail!
You said that people who don't care about the premise being unrealistic have less than 3-digit IQs. What else did you mean by that, other than calling them stupid? It looks like you're walking it back now for some reason.

>>211538987
>I wrote nothing about enjoying movies
Which is hardly surprising, given your inability to enjoy anything and project everything.
Like imagine going to watch a sci-fi movie and throwing a temper tantrum that it makes no sense and that's not how things work. Are you by chance on the spectrum?

>>211539085
No, retard. I didn't say a word about premise being non-realistic. LotR is not realistic. Are you under impression any of my accusations towards Sunshine applies to LotR?

>>211539112
>If you didn't write about enjoying movies it means you don't enjoy movies.
Yes, retard. I also didn't write anything about liking to drink coffee. Must mean I hate it, right? Why are you so fucking dumb?

>>211539204
>I didn't say a word about premise being non-realistic.
Then what the fuck are you talking about? Are you some other anon jumping into the discussion, or what?
Maybe you're just being pedantic with words now, but the discussion was about how the bomb is not a realistic premise, and you said that the people who don't care about that have low IQ.

>>211517035
lé imagination
is the worst trope thats needs to die asap.
if you have a story to tell, tell an ending too
>I don't know if the character survived *smirk*
>what do you think huh??!??!
I think: Fuck You

>>211539336
>hen what the fuck are you talking about?
About putting elements to a movie that are clearly wrong, you fucking retard with pajeet-tier reading comprehension.
I literally gave you examples of equally retarded premises similar to restarting a star with a big bomb. None of them features shit like magic, superpowers, ghosts, etc. Because those are fictional and non-realistic by design. A star is not non-realistic. A bomb is not non-realistic. Thermonuclear reaction is not non-realistic.
Since you're extremely retarded, I'll provide you with a simple example. But there's still a chance you won't be able to figure this out. Danny Boyle made a movie about Nascar races. Except all the racers are actually sitting in canoes and try to paddle through the track to reach the finishing line. It's all played straight. Not a satire. No one points out the racers are in fucking canoes. The director and screenwriter literally thought this is how Nascar races work. Then years pass and some retarded faggot keeps barking like a little bitch each time someone in the internet points out that there are no canoes in Nascar.
I'm thrilled to find out how you'll still manage to misinterpret that.

>>211532107
The scouse can't act

>>211539602
Ok, so you were just being pedantic about the word "realistic", as if you suddenly couldn't follow the discussion anymore and wanted to get out of the current line where you were calling people who don't accept the premise stupid. I think you know what I meant when I used that word, but maybe not because the autistic mind does work differently.
Your example is as retarded as your previous example about healing people with anthrax, it's just a non sequitur and not comparable at all to a bomb resetting the sun in a sci-fi setting, which is a very generic premise. Yours is just silly. Could make for a trippy movie.
Anyway this discussion devolved into nothing a while back, so I'm done. I still like the movie, despite the idea of a bomb capable of resetting the sun being an unrealistic premise, and I don't think that being able to look past the realism of that premise makes someone stupid. It's just basic suspension of disbelief, it doesn't make you smart to not be capable of it, it makes you autistic and incapable of enjoying many good stories.

>>211536181
>things are bad
>fuck security, food supply and all that long term thinking gay shit. Let's rape some women.
I mean it would have made sense if they were American marines

>>211540231
>Your example is as retarded as your previous example about healing people with anthrax, it's just a non sequitur and not comparable at all to a bomb resetting the sun in a sci-fi setting, which is a very generic premise.
No, you absolute fucking retard. I just explained you why. You just cannot grasp it, because for brainlets like you science = magic. And your entire argument boils down to
>you're autistic you're autistic you're autistic your autistic your autistic your autistic wawawawawawawaw WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!111
You're a fucking roastie. 100%. I've never seen a man who talks like that. And if, by some chance, you were born with a dick, feel free to join the 41% immediately.

>>211540593
Yes, in this case the science is magic. It's so that there can be a plot. Most people accept that, and they understand that it's not realistic.
Healing anthrax could be similar, but story-wise it's just a retarded random idea compared to the bomb, and people wouldn't accept it for that reason.
The TV show The Expanse is mostly hard sci-fi, but they have developed unrealistically powerful engines so that the travel times between locations don't take months or years. That's just the premise which makes the plot work. It's slightly less magical-seeming than the bomb in Sunshine, but not that much so.

>>211540882
No. A "healing anthrax" is exactly just as retarded as restarting a star with a bomb. Maybe a bit less, since (in a proper sci-fi setting) someone could come up with a benevolent bacteria strained from the one causing anthrax. Close relatives to Bacillus anthracis (the bacteria causing anthrax) like B. cereus are B. subtilis are already used as probiotics and in industrial applications. So the bigger problem would be still using the name "anthrax", since that's how you call the infection. Realistically, though, the public could buy it and use the phrase "good anthrax" or whatever, just because it's catchy.
Not like you care. All you want to do is show that a retarded movie is actually great, because you like it.

>>211539204
>Autismo is autistic
Thanks for making it clear

>>211541361
>retardo is retarded
I already knew that, but thanks anyway.

>>211539028
calm down kike

>>211541355
Wtf I hate Sunshine now! Dude, no-one is saying the bomb is realistic and no-one cares that it's not.
Healing anthrax or canoe Nascar are not cogent cinematic ideas, unlike the bomb, who the fuck cares about any of what you wrote.
inb4 "brainlet" again.

>>211541708
>tl;dr: me liek so movie good

>>211541889
Well duh. It's just my subjective opinion.

>>211541644
>muh joos
I don’t think i’ve ever even met a jew, they’re not really a thing here

>>211533292
>greentext blog post
>reddit spacing

>>211514724
Makes sense though. They're in a zombie apocalypse and may never get to see women again. Why would they not have sex slaves?

The only thing people remember from sunshine if they even watched it is the weird slasher ending. Everything else gets memory holed like Captain America being badass and sacrificing his life to save humanity.

>>211520767
After the 70s studios stopped trusting Directors.

>>211546947
Everyone remembers the space walks and the score in those

>>211518147
How did you miss the obvious scifi horror themes like the psychologist clearly losing his jeet mind over sun worship. At the start of the film i figured he would go nuts and sabotage the ship.

>>211533478
Why contain it?

>>211544552
ok kike

>>211549551
>muh joos

>>211544552
>>211550373
You will never be a woman or white, anon.

>>211547691
s'cool