I will inherit Bourdain's mantle... - /tv/ (#211513697) [Archived: 1367 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:54:50 AM No.211513697
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:56:33 AM No.211513779
He called him Daddy at least once during that event
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:57:24 AM No.211513814
Because they're both rape victims?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:57:36 AM No.211513822
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:58:38 AM No.211513853
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:58:52 AM No.211513863
>>211513697 (OP)
the kind of barista looking faggot that Bourdain hated
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:00:53 AM No.211513924
>>211513697 (OP)
>raping with babish
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:00:57 AM No.211513931
>>211513853
Now Max does the raping always, hes based like that
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:02:18 AM No.211513980
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>watching a baldcell
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:02:55 AM No.211514009
>Babish enters the nastiest state ran asylum his wife dumped him at - can't spend any money on private when she has a shopping month at Milan and Paris coming up. Such a strong independent queen.
>Dr. Greenblatt approaches
>"Oh my science, I’m just so heckin depressed and anxious that I’m literally going insane. SAVE ME SCIENCE MAN!!"
>Greenblatt gives Babish a look of mingled revulsion and confusion and beckons the orderlies Santos and Ferros the come over
>"Oh bless you science, heckin valid POC bodies and talents to take care of me!!" Babish exclaims. Santos and Ferros give him the stink eye
>Babish is wheeled at break neck speed in a stray jacket and wheelchair to the only available room
>"Oh science, this is just like my heckin movies! This is just like one flew over the cuckoo's nest! Oh, valid POCs, I know this is just for show but science bless you!!!"
>They dump him into a dingy damp room and lock the door. As Babish comes to his senses he notices Crazy Carl and Big Buck standing over him; his new roommates
>"Ayoo, this lil bitch seems mighty fiiiiine to me. Shieeeeet" says Big Buck. Crazy Carl begins cackling like the madman he is and always will be.
>"Oh, hello fellow cis white man and valid BIPOC. It’s ok for men to cry and show their emotions and go to therapy so I needed to check myself into a here to NORMALIZE THERAPY TO THE CHUDS and-- oh god wait what are these poor oppressed mentally ill individuals doing to me --NOOOOOOOOOO STOP GAPING ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT STICK YOUR PENIS INSIDE OF MY ASSHOLE AND HUMP ME AGAINST MY WILL UNTIL YOU CUM INSIDE MY ANUS I JUST WANTED ANTI DEPRESSANTS AND THERAPY AND SYMPATHY FOR ATTENTION NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:05:42 AM No.211514105
the wife
the wife
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>>211514009
>3 days later
>Greenblatt comes to check in on babish
>as soon as he opens the door he hears muffled screams
>Carl is balls deep in Babish's asshole, and Big Buck has his BBC in Babish's mouth
>the tears are mingling with the cum dripping out of the sides of his mouth
>the two maniacs notice the doctor; Carl and Buck both bull out
>a tsunamic of well seasoned negro cum gushes forth from Babish's maw
>"Science help me" he quivers
>later in Greenblatt's office, the doc offers to have Babish transferred on account of being constantly raped by his roomates
>"OH MY SCIENCE NOOOOOO!! Babish screams "IF I DO THAT I AM NO BETTER THAN THE HOMOPHOBIC CHUDS! I JUST NEED TO RECONCILE MY STRAIGHT CISHET PRIVILEGE!!!"
>Greenblatt contacts the wife about a room transfer as his medical proxy
>"Will it cost me anything"
>"Uh n-"
>"Keep him in the room"
>"BLAAARRRGGGHHHHHH SCIENCE SAVE ME-- NO BABISH STOP BEING A HECKIN HOMOPHOBIC CHUUUUUDDD!! AAAAAAAA" Babish screams that night when raped again
>as the rapists sleep Babish, now incontinent due to torn anal walls, begins shitting freely and sculping his shit into the likeness of Einstein, Oppenheimer, and other scientists before praying
>"Science preserve me" he quivers
>the shit sculpting is used as a pretext for him to be kept even longer
>the rapes continue unabated
>Mrs. Babish had a very nice holiday in Milan and Paris btw and eventually saved Babish to make more videos when the funds began to run dry; her face was exactly like pic rel when he exclaimed "OH MY SCIENCE THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME MY BEAUTIFUL QUEEN!!!"
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:05:42 AM No.211516651
>>211513822
WTF?!
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:08:23 AM No.211516810
>>211513822
>nails painted
>serving up a cum sandwich
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:12:09 AM No.211516963
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>>211513980
Baldies rule youtube