>The "power" of the what? You talk like a fucking fag, dude.

>>211514764 (OP)
>Grand Moff, he's making fun of me again.

kek

>>211514764 (OP)
>>211514967
>Boys, come on, knock it off. Not at the table.

>>211515107
>Sorry, Admiral
>>211514967
>*cough* ˡᵒˢᵉʳ *cough*

Anons, seriously. If your boss's #1 guy was a seven foot tall murder machine wearing a skull helmet, would you insult him to his face?

lmao was at the exact scene when this thread showed up

>>211515610
Yes, I probably would.

>>211515610
Of course. Fag is all talk.

Now go home and get your fuckin voicebox

>>211514764 (OP)
>The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
>I can move stuff very slowly and choke a dude. Aren't you impressed?

>>211515817
>Fag is all ta-CK
>*levitates five feet in air*

>>211516205
Not to belabor the point but didnt Vader basically kill some guy from lightyears away while looking at him through a viewscreen?

>>211516311
Pffft.
Light Yagami doesn't even need to see them.

>>211514967
Gonk.

>Go home and get your podracer

>>211514764 (OP)
>Lord Vader choked this guy so hard that he shit himself right in front of Grand Moff Tarkin and the entire staff.

>>211517350
qrd on gonk?

>>211515673
Neat

>>211517350
I remember years ago, before the travesty of the prequels were released, there was a website geared around the entire star wars orig series being just geared around this gonk guy being the real MVP.
I miss those days of fandom.

>>211517579
Gonk

>>211515610
i always insult the blacks

>>211517579
not to be confused with bonk

>>211517350
>>211517579
You gonk the gonk, but do you gonk the gonk?

>>211517799
>>211518038
You gonk the bonk, but do you bonk the gonk?

>>211514764 (OP)
It would have made a bit more sense if it hadn't been a member of the senior officers who fucked with Vader. Don't these guys know what the force is, even if they don't believe in it? It's like if you are working at the bank and you know a ton of your fellow bankers are Jews. You don't start cracking Jew jokes unironically. This is basically like the dude going "Hey, you creepy Skeletor Man. The Force is just a bunch of bullshit. Why do you keep up with that garbage?" Vader mind chokes him.

>>211517763
Vader isn't black. He's a white guy talking ghetto aka a wigger

>>211514764 (OP)
you are wrong, Vader is well versed and you are bitch

>>211520561
Lucas fucked up by making the Jedi central on Coruscant and making the Empire barely last 20 years.

>>211520603
>abandons his kids
>spergs out
>only fights opponents weaker than him

he's black coded bro

>t-takes one to know one!

>>211514764 (OP)
>did they get these chairs off of home depot?

>>211520683
>Vader is well versed
Maybe but how's his flow

>>211514764 (OP)
>>211514967
>>211515107
>>211515494
Enough, this bickering is pointless. We already have men in the area, delivering fruit apparently.

>Tell me, Vader, how exactly does one "suck a fuck"

>>211520798
>kills a bunch of kids in school
>is mentally unstable
>thinks (((the Jedi))) are out to get him
He's white as fuck

>>211521270
damn that's good. kek. he is a chud.

>>211521160
>CHUT UP

>>211514764 (OP)
THE POWER OF ONE!
THE POWER OF TWO!
THE POWER OF MANY!

>>211516311
Actually, now that you mention it, that is probably one of the most impressive feats of the Force in the entire fucking series lol. We’re expected to believe he could search out this dude’s Force presence and then choke his ass out from the other end of the galaxy? What the fuck.

>>211522116
You don't know the POWER of the dark side

>>211522116
>>211516311
I assumed that being on the Skype call made it easier for him to focus and choke him.

>>211522116
It's actually a fancy trick. He paid the tailors of all imperial uniforms to put a secret remote control tightening collar mechanism in all their uniforms.

>>211517350
>>211517579
>>211518038
They truly are the cutest droids ever. GONK!