>movie starts with a Bible quote
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what did Job mean by this?

>>211518536
he ended up jobbing hard

>>211518536
that was a quote of god talking to job

>>211518491 (OP)

>>211518638
someone on here said I was like job a couple of years ago

>>211518536
He salty

>>211518880
>OP is Jewish because he doesn't like a quote from a Jewish book

>>211518491 (OP)
no one cares

>>211518491 (OP)
I got new for you punk. If you got a problem with The Holy Bible then your a damn Satanist.

>>211520389
why do jews hate christianity so much

>y-you are le jew!

>>211518491 (OP)
>>211518880
>>211520476

>>211518880
you are mexican

>>211520476
because the messiah didn't come for them

Job biopic when
>Starring Michael Cera

>>211520476
>hey idiot goyim, follow this religion I invented to control your entire race
>holy shit he's actually doing it
>nononono lmao now he's using it to justify killing Muslims, out greatest enemy
>oh man check it out, he's now murdering anybody with a 10th grade education, he even called that one dude a Werewolf and burned him at the stake
>oh shit oh shit oh shit he's killing all the women now, they're witches I guess I dunno lol what a retard

>>211518491 (OP)
The Cohen Brothers remake of True Grit starts with a Proverb and it's fucking kino. The sound track is full of antebellum Gospel hymns and it only makes it better. I didn't understand how it was the sister film to A Serious Man until I realized one movie goes super Jewish so it is balanced with a very Christian film (like how the story doesn't happen if Mattie forgave the man who shot her dad. She gets revenge but at a terrible price.)

>>211520966
>The (((Cohen))) Brothers

>>211520389
Christianity is nothing like your foreskin cult, Seth.

>>211520783
The Book of Acts is about spreading the Gospel. It goes to the Jews first and then to the Gentiles when Paul arrives 4 years later with the money he had collected for the church. The OG Christians where like "Now that you believe in our God and His Son, let us baptize you and circumcise you." But Paul knew it was too much pain and suffering and for nothing because Christ fulfilled the law that demanded circumcision on the 8th day after birth. Because it is Christ alone Who saves and not following the law of the old covenant. So you can get circumcized or not just as you can get baptized or not or even take communion or not but none of it saves you without faith in Christ which we only have through the grace of God.

If Jews created Christianity to control the Gentiles then why do they spread Gospels with Jews as the bad guys and have Christ warn Jews that they will piss off their family and split from them to follow Him. He wasn't bringing peace but a sword. It was Christianity vs the world and Christ is going to win because it is the truth. We are merely two millennia since the introduction so it has been so engrained into the world that we don't even know who in the faith has Jew blood and who doesn't because the conversion happened so long ago that it doesn't matter and there is no Jew or non-Jew in Christ Who does love us all even if only those who believe and love Him back will benefit.

>>211520434
See figures like this are why I'm a conspiracy theorist. It says there are still like 3+ billion people without Internet access. Like fucking where are they? Are there that many Aboriginies and African tribesmen and rural Chinese farmers?

I think there's like 200 million people on the planet max and I bet only about 2 million don't have Internet access. This is my headcanon. I don't believe anything anymore except cryptic imagery from my dreams.

>>211518491 (OP)
>when the morning saars sang together

>>211521632
>Like fucking where are they
in places where its too expensive, which is half the earth.

>>211521473
>this is what christcucks actually believe
what a meme

>>211518536
I don't care for Job.

>>211520517
Jesus was Jew

>>211520476
because Jesus critiqued their evil actions and declared them evil idolators, who worship money

>>211520389
(You)
Now KYS rabbi

>>211518880
>>211521091
Fuentes is a gay jewish mexican

>movie opens
>"War is some crazy shit." - Sun Tzu

>>211518983
Sorry, brother.

>job episode
>it ain't me starts playing

Christcucks seeth

>>211518491 (OP)
>Movie starts with Bible quote
>Sit up straight and pay attention - I'm about to experience kino

Thread starts with hatred of one specific major religion but not any of the others. Dropped for conformity and cowardice.

my problem is that we all know the Bible so well, it's like a movie using Comic Sans or MIDI music.

>>211527749
In all actuality, I agree with this. Starting with a bible quote doesn't trigger me like a redditor, it's just a bit banal.

>>211518491 (OP)
Fuck off, Lucifer.

>>211520476
Because it reminds them of how they turned away from God and became agents of darkness.

>>211527926
Wait, why does Judaism still exist if Jesus lived? They just rejected God? What is their version of the story?

>>211527981
>why does Judaism still exist
Because God didn't create us to be slaves, He created us because He loves us and wants us to choose His light, rather than the darkness of Lucifer. Jews chose darkness.

>>211528186
so how's that "original sin" going?

me? i choose agnosticism (the coward's belief system).

>>211528238
>how's that "original sin" going?
God sent us the Christ exactly because He knows how easily corruptible we are as humans. "Original sin" is washed away by embracing the love and forgiveness of the Christ.

>>211518491 (OP)
>Where were you when I laid the foundation of the earth?
Well you hadn't created me yet, motherfucker, what the shit are you accusing me of?

>>211521095
it literally is, your christ himself was a jew lol

>>211520434
The internet would be better if it where segregated.
I'm totally fine with interacting with the Europeans, hell, I don't even mind the South Americans desu. But we all know we would be better off if the Indians where permanently bottled up in their own shitty internet, and China actually stayed on it's side of "the great firewall"

>movie ends with gun shot fade to black
I stop watching then and there.

>movie starts with a lie
shouldn't this be illegal?

>>211528745
All movies are lies

>>211528745
That shit was unwarranted.

>>211531337
really boring film, imagine if there wasn't even any pretense of "this could have, maybe, actually happened."

>>211528668
Define jew. (notice that he won't do this)

>>211533606
Of course he won't.

And he won't denounce the Talmud either.

>>211518491 (OP)
I need to start putting more Bible quotes on things around the city. It's like midwit redditcuck repellent apparently.

>>211518491 (OP)
>movie starts with an angry tirade against the George W. Bush administration

My body is ready.

>>211521632
>I don't see them therefore they don't exist
I wish that was the case.

>>211525914
So?Why is such a hard concept to a Jew disagree with Jewish ways?

>>211535241
That's like the entirety of the Bible.
I don't get why Tradlarpers hate so hard on the old testament when it's 90% about jews fucking up and making God angry.

what movie is this from??

>>211535755
>1596-1650
holy shit it took him a long time to say that.

>>211528745
ha, I bet the Coen bros got the idea from the blatant intoductional lie in Blue Thunder

https://youtu.be/8m-c3Vjvgbw?feature=shared&t=376

sure, the hardware is "real" in the sense that it exist, but the way its functions are depicted are not realistic at all!

>>211535937
dumbass, those digits does not signify a year or his age, they're either a postnumber, his hashtag-password or his alternative pseudonymic name

>>211527530
>>211525130
Shalom

>>211535755
A film set in the distant future of 2024.