You went to the father's day rerelease of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade with your dad, right Anon?

>>211519086 (OP)
In 1988? Possibly

>>211519086 (OP)
https://www.boxofficemojo.com/release/rl3795484673/

How much will it make?

My dad is dead

>>211519086 (OP)
I would, except that my father died more than a decade ago.

>>211519086 (OP)
Damn I forgot. There's another showing on the 18th though.

>>211519086 (OP)
1) Why would I go to cinema watch a movie that has TV re-runs about every other month?
2) Why would I take my actual boomer father for Indiana Jones? Am I trying to insult him or what?
3) Father's Day is on 23rd June up here, each year, every year

This is such a weird marketing thread. Like are they actually expecting people to fall for it and try to make a gift to their fathers?

>>211519086 (OP)
No he is dead.

>be me
>my local kinoplex is playing this
>decide to go because I wasn't born in time to see this in the theater
>already gave my dad a card and he doesn't give a fuck about Indiana Jones so I didn't ask him to go
>almost everyone is with their dad
>other than me there is only one person I see alone
>laugh because it looks like some pathetic neckbeard
>watch movie
>lights turn on
>exit theater
>see that the neckbeard dude is actually an elderly bearded man
>get caught up in line near concession while exiting (some black kids invading the theater)
>old dude starts making small talk with me asking if I liked it
>pretty creeped out at this point just saying "yeah" and short responses
>look around nervously and try to end the convo
>"This was my boy's favorite movie before he passed."
I went home and hugged my dad after I left

>>211519086 (OP)
>Taking my old man to a cinema
>To watch a movie with even a whiff of fantastic elements in it
>That came out nearly 40 years ago and was last time broadcasted in national television last month
He would ask if I'm retarded. And I agree - I would have to be retarded to do this.

>>211521168
What the fuck bro

>>211521168
>when reality is more kino than cinema

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>>211521168
vax status?

It's the worst Indy movie.

>>211519086 (OP)
No but I saw it with my dad at the drive in when it first released. Double feature with T2.

Gen X ftw

Nope. Dad died when I was 15.

>>211521168
>other than me there is only one person I see alone
>laugh because it looks like some pathetic neckbeard

Why are you such a douchebag?

>>211524863
this

My dad killed himself when I was 9.

>>211521168
i bet it was a troon

>pay to watch the same movie again

>>211519773
LOL
O
L

>>211524863
flouride in tap water lowers everyone IQ you cant escape the dumbing down

All these dead dads. I can't stop laughing at you fat mexican fucks LMAO

>>211530065
This is a white board

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>>211519086 (OP)
No my dad refused the vax and died of covid all alone in his dilapidated house

Any of your fuckin relatives still alive?

>>211519086 (OP)
Kek, is that everyone's dad's favorite of the original trilogy? My dad loves it

>>211523705
based, I too saw it in 89 at a drive-in
but with my mom, this was in Texas.
Also saw Ghostbusters 2, Batman, Back to the Future 2, Honey I Shrunk the Kids, and the Little Mermaid (my sister's choice) there

>>211521168

>>211532496
sure, my sister, my mom, her mom, and all her sisters, and my dad's sister

>having a dead father in the big 25

>>211521168
Were you carrying a sign that said dead son storage?

RIP to all the fathers

>>211521168
I wish I didn't read this

>>211519086 (OP)
I saw it with my dad in 1989, the theater was packed. The only seats left were in the front row. My neck still hurts from looking up at the screen. Kek

Is it true that Tarantino hates this movie because of his daddy issues?

>>211521168
Bro..