Thread 211526971 - /tv/ [Archived: 1217 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:30:38 AM No.211526971
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ITT: Kinos that filter /tv/
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:31:59 AM No.211527038
>>211526971 (OP)
Apocalypse Now, but in space. This time with TWO don't get off the boat scenes!
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:43:36 AM No.211527478
Never here 2017 went unnoticed by everyone but me.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:46:33 AM No.211527580
>>211526971 (OP)
>epic orbital freefall sequence
>epic moon pirate raid sequence
>epic rocket hijack sequence
>epic alien homage killer space chimp sequence
>epic surfing neptune's ring sequence
>classic wife flashback kino
It's literally 10/10 but retards will get filtered by narration that only exists because amerifats can't appreciate a mostly visual experience, and without their patronage it could never get made. Even the latin title is pushing it, don't know how the jews let greenlit it.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:48:41 AM No.211527665
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>>211527038
Nothing good ever comes from getting off the boat
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:51:25 AM No.211527761
get the cross
get the cross
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>>211526971 (OP)
There are people on this board RIGHT NOW who think True Detective Season 2 was bad
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:57:44 AM No.211528005
>>211527761
>signatures all over
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:58:38 AM No.211528057
>>211526971 (OP)
Reddit Astra
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:01:27 AM No.211528163
>>211528057
>protagonist is a divorced Chad
>daddy issues
>doesn't feel anxiety (basically the anti-redditor)
>hates chimps
It's your average anon's biography
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:03:35 AM No.211528253
>>211526971 (OP)
the visuals were the only good thing about this trash
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:07:31 AM No.211528401
>>211526971 (OP)
Tbh I think cutting out some of the forgettable action would really elevate the movie, help focus it on the relationships that matter
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:09:46 AM No.211528480
>>211528253
This is the best scene, just because Tommy Lee stands there barely speaking and does more than Pitt did in the whole film
https://youtu.be/DDPVF6KG-Cc?si=AioXlITSUjzTascZ
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:11:35 AM No.211528549
>>211527580
The monkey was jarringly retarded
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:12:49 AM No.211528600
>>211528549
well, yeah, it's a monkey, it's not supposed to have a high IQ
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:35:08 AM No.211529374
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>>211526971 (OP)
into the trash it goes
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:45:49 AM No.211529707
>>211529374
People are desperate to believe things are very very close together in space.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:13:32 AM No.211530462
>>211526971 (OP)
This was the most underwhelming, boring and monotone movie I've ever seen.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:29:54 AM No.211530873
The fountain and brothers bloom are weisz kinos.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:35:37 AM No.211531013
>>211529374
>hits all that shit
>doesn't just get slowed down and stuck there
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:41:08 AM No.211531147
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>>211526971 (OP)
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:41:34 AM No.211531161
I just say a bunch of random shit, zuzwang, wasn’t it aslllalslslslalslsla
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:46:41 AM No.211531262
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>>211526971 (OP)
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:50:09 AM No.211531340
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>>211526971 (OP)
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:58:07 AM No.211531509
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>>211526971 (OP)
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:01:04 AM No.211531581
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>>211526971 (OP)
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:02:29 AM No.211531619
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>>211526971 (OP)
le monke face
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:35:08 AM No.211532433
>>211531147
>>211531262
>>211531340
>>211531509
>>211531581
Trolling is against the rules