>TURN YOURSELF IN AND GO TO PRISON FOR LIFE JESSE
what the fuck was their problem?

Wypipo do be like that

>>211527432 (OP)
What would you have them say?
>Please continue being a degenerate criminal Jesse

>>211527432 (OP)
>Our son is involved with a meth distribution operation with dozens of murders attributed to it
>Let's show our names, faces, and house on television!
Vavo, Brince

>>211527432 (OP)
Reminds me of when there's a hit-and-run where someone gets killed but no one has an ID on the perp car. Invariably you get the local PD or surviving loved ones on TV calling on the driver to "turn yourself in". And I'm like, what possible upside would there be for the driver to cop to it? All they'd have waiting for them is prison and financial ruin. And assuming they're capable of feeling guilt, that guilt over someone's death isn't going to go away regardless of whether you're in prison or a free man.

>>211527432 (OP)
Was that before or after he bought the house out from under them?

>>211527947
>that guilt over someone's death isn't going to go away regardless of whether you're in prison or a free man.
Uh yes, owning up to your misdeeds helps with the guilt. You fucking sociopath.

>>211527947
They don't do that shit with hit and runs. They do it with kidnappings, because there's a decent chance the parents are in on it and they'll slip up.

>>211527432 (OP)
peak boomer mindset desu

It was only to reestablish that Jesse had parents and he wasn't going to interact directly with them again.

>>211528717
They do that shit with hit and runs all the time. In my local area I see it at least once every couple months on the news. Usually some wetback is crossing the street drunk in the middle of the night. Bam, gets splattered by a car and the driver takes off. Vague description of the car with no license plate from a bleary eyed witness. So the family holds a press conference outside a courthouse. They stand there with their lawyer. Its always a bunch of weepy, squat little hispanic women pleading for the driver to turn themselves in. Turns out paco who got splattered was the family bread winner and they need the driver to turn themselves in so they can sue. I'll let you guess how many times someone actually does

>>211528575
He took care of his aunt. That house was rightfully his

>>211527432 (OP)
They weren't wiggers and cared about the safety of other people whether or not they knew them.

>>211527947
Most people don't cope well with accidentally killing someone or causing extreme injury

On a purely practical level as well, turning yourself in generally leads to a much lighter sentencing

>>211530142
The average person who "accidentally" kills or badly injures someone didn't do it accidentally, they were negligent due to how they regularly carry themselves. Its almost inevitable they're going to fuck someone else up. By their own habits usually they don't give that much of a fuck about assuaging any kind of guilt, because they don't think about it like a "normal" person does. That's the average person doing shit like that, they don't care

are you guys the same as me where if you had a buddy who did a murder you'd give him at least 1? no rapes (unless its like drunk smalltime rape) but I couldn't turn in a bro who had to kill ONE person

>>211530356
Depends what you mean by HAD to kill. If it was obviously self defense I think most people would. If it was like "Oh my girl is cheating on me, I went and killed the guy" then fuck no, that's just dumb. Dump the bitch, find someone better. You didn't need to kill that guy

>>211529780
>In my local area I see it at least once every couple months on the news. Usually some wetback is crossing the street drunk in the middle of the night
Same here, it's always some woman walking in the middle of the road at a weird hour that makes no sense.

>>211527634
no comment, the only reason to do this, is to virtue signal. Turning yourself in for life in prison should be the last thing you tell anyone to do. Especially a loved one.

>>211530356
No I'm white

>>211527496
>pinkman
>white

haha wow looking through that same bag for nothing for the twentieth time
this sure is content huh kiwitroons

>>211527496
Watch any 90s sitcom. Like half of the plots involve white peoples inability to not snitch. Even if it's their own friends and loved ones.

LITERALLY Jackie Chan.

>>211530142
>On a purely practical level as well, turning yourself in generally leads to a much lighter sentencing
Nope!
That's a lie. It's a lie cops tell all the time, but only because it makes their job easier if people confess. It actually has literally zero bearing on anything except making it easier to put you behind bars.
You could avoid confessing, be a stubborn asshole, and they'll throw the book at you, let's say they sentence you to 12 years.
Well, what if you confessed? They'd still sentence you to 12 years, they'll just tell you how you're actually getting a good deal every couple minutes so you don't realize you're a fucking idiot who got tricked.
There is literally NEVER, EVER a reason to confess anything to the cops unless it's through a good lawyer who has an actual deal that they negotiated, in writing.
Unless it's in writing, they absolutely do not give a shit about you. Judges see several cases a day. Cops see criminals come and go like schools of fucking fish. Not a single one of them is going to respect you or give you a lighter sentence. They're not priests, or ethicists. They don't give a fuck about anything except doing their job efficiently. They're not going to be impressed with how honorable a criminal scumbag is trying to pretend to be.

better call a nigga

>>211527496
>>211530972
yes yes you're pretending to be a nigger, really humorous

>>211531012
this

Don't talk to the police
Don't sign anything
Don't accept any gifts (food, drinks, cigarettes etc.)
Don't give out anything you're not forced to and make sure your objection is recorded.

But for God's sake stay polite and don't resist. There is NOTHING good coming out of getting uppity with the armed guys who are simply doing their job and view you as a potential threat. The real battle begins in the courtroom and is fought by your lawyer and the state attorney.

You and the cops don't matter nearly as much as apparently some people like to think. Makes for good entertainment though I guess

Peak boomer mentality.
The generational abuse has to stop.

the amount of early 20 year olds i've talked to who have flatly said their moms are all abusive is absurd.

>>211528677
you sounded mayo af, hombre.

>>211533098
It's actually amazing how much you can get away with just by refusing to play along. Casey Anthony just lied non stop and still got away with her post birth abortion because she refused to break when police questioned her

>>211527432 (OP)
his parents were never the good guys. they were shown to be this upper-middle class family but they live that life at the expense of their children who are treated like trophies and discarded when convenient.

>>211527432 (OP)
The woman who played Jesse's mom also played the wife of the sheriff in No Country For Old Men. I was pretty surprised when she showed up, I thought she was only in BB.

>>211527432 (OP)
To be fair that'd let a lot of people make peace what happened and shed light for many grieving families who're still in the dark about the Heisenberg murders.
The dirtbike kid, Brock and Andrea's family if any, Kaylee Ermhtraut and her mom, whoever Krazy8 and Emilio had and prolly a bunch of others im forgetting.

Like theres about two dozen people who got melted in a barrel and no one knows of.
Jesse shed a light on all of this inbthe first tape he recorded with Hank

>>211527432 (OP)
>what the fuck was their problem?

Loyalty to the system over loyalty to their family driven by societal shaming.

>>211531024
Ayo sup it's Antony Tuang(Ain't no thang) yo new lawyer. Now square up and stand on business. What got the brotha so fucked up?

Why do non-whites in white countries always refuse to cooperate with the police and stigmatize "being a snitch" while in the same breath complain about how their ghettos are full of crime and the police do nothing?

>>211527432 (OP)
>Failed parents failing at parenting once again
Rocket science, isn't it?

Also, consider the following
>Our prodigal son is a well-known criminal involved in God-know what
>The choice is get him gunned down in a manhunt, or get him at least alive in prison
Of course they are going to tell him to turn himself in. They might have failed as parents, but that doesn't make them callous monsters

>>211530142
>turning yourself in generally leads to a much lighter sentencing
Not at all.
In fact, turning yourself in is a guaranteed way for HIGHER sentence, unless you can afford a top quality lawyer and have some kind of golden-tier alibi.
Turning yourself in means you admit to the crime, has to fill in a report dictated by a cop (who wants to get it over with) and getting you screwed entirely of anything, including DECREASING chances of parole.
Pretty much the moment you sign your name on ANY paperwork that wasn't first checked by your attorney (even a court-appointed one), you are fucked.
There is, however, a reason why this lie is perpetuated so hard by all media. It makes life of the law enforcement and courts soooooo much fucking easier, because you effectively give up any meaningful defense you could have. And it's absolutely fucking disastrous in cases where you weren't acting in a deliberate way, since turning yourself in usually ends up being then worked into you admitting you did that on purpose, rather than accident.

Turning yourself in, right next to negotiating anything with anyone at all during a hostage situation, are two of the worst things you can do in any sort of scenario involving police and/or trial. You are making already bad situation unwinnable.

>>211530356
I would never snitch on somebody I cared about, period. And if they were close enough to me, I'd try to hide them.

>>211533386
>Implying white criminals don't exist
>Implying snitching wasn't a term coined by white criminals
Negro, the fuck you are even trying to cope over here?
Also: being a snitch is a life hazard. You end up in prison? You're fucked. You walk away free? You're fucked. Nobody can afford the concept that betraying rest of the crew is allowed, which is why snitches get stitches (and usually just get killed)

>>211529780
Common af in the LA area

Why won't he turn himself in?

>>211533556
>white commits crime
>white snitch calls police: "There is unusual activity around the neighborhood at 3 in the morning, officer. Better check it out"
>white criminal gets caught
>life goes on

>black commits crime
>black snitch calls police: "There is a guy breaking into homes for a month now. I've seen him in the act and can describe him for you. All the locals know him and are afraid of him, please do something"
>black criminal gets caught
>"AYO SOME BITCH SNITCHED LIL YEYE WHO DINDU NUFFIN HE HAD SOME PROBLEM WIF DRUGZ BUT IT BE NONE YO BIZNIS NIGGA YOU GONNA PAY FOR DIS NIGGA WE COMIN FO YOU"

totally the same. My racism is cured before I even realized I'm a racist

>>211534158
Lil Yeye didn't do shit, you fucking narc.

>>211534158
>Dumb faggot doesn't even know what "snitch" means
>But obsesses about nigger dick in his ass to cry anyway

>>211534212
>don't fall for the "WHITES DO CRIME TOO, CHUD" angle
>"SO YOU LIKE BLACK DICKS IN YOUR ASS, EH CHUDDIE?"
embarrassing. you people deserve to rot in your ghettoes with your crab mentality

>>211530356
I would say "don't talk to me or anyone else about this ever again" then pretend it never happened. If the police ask me questions I'd say "idk lol" and lawyer up

>>211527432 (OP)
How did the mom look like Jessie and the dad looked like Jessie's brother. That some god tier casting lol

>>211528677
Then why aren't you doing time instead of whining on here. Maddthad did his time

>>211527432 (OP)
Lol give the lady a haircut and change of clothes and she'd look like some geeza from London having a pint in a dingy pub

>>211533098
>don't accept food, drinks
Why not

>>211534757
it be white people food and drink yo, it be unseasoned n shiet

>>211534757
laced with confession drugs.

>>211533098
Never ask tell the police anything if they ask you. Too many retards for the "we are here to help you". They're not. They want you locked up instantly. Even if you did something like beat the shit out of someone who deserved it, if they have no proof, never ask comply. It makes their life 100x harder as they have to keep trying to follow it up.

Then weeks later willingly walk into a station and do an interview and just "no comment" every question they ask. Eventually it'll get thrown out.

It's funny because Jesse snitched and he was the one who killed Gale. The only thing they had on Walt was the money in the desert

>>211527634
you deny it or don't comment at all
cumskins can be so fucking stupid when dealing with authorities

Boomers have been treated so well by the system their whole lives that they don't question handing their children over to it, they just assume everything will turn out fine for them like it has in every other part of their lives.

>>211534757
There is actually no law against giving you a drink with a roofie and everything you say under it is admissible. Even if you manage to get a proof you were on it (which would require a rather quick blood test), it's still admissible and can't be dismissed.

>>211534920
this. mayoskins never had to pretend they can't breaf whenever they get arrested

>>211534757
they can take your DNA sample from empty containers or cigarette butts

>>211534769
>>211534780
>>211535011
bootlickers

>>211530972
We like gossip more than we like people

>>211533137
The only way it stops is if the younger generations cut off their parents. Then young parents wont be such cunts.

>>211533550
Reporting crime isnt snitching. The definition is when a criminal in trouble rats out their cohorts to evade prison.

>>211527496
he wuz a good boi, he dindu nuffin

REPORT LOCAL CRIME AND ANTI SOCIAL BEHAVIOUR TO MAKE YOUR COMMUNITY A BETTER PLACE!

>>211527432 (OP)
If they were pakis they would have held the wrists of the little girls he'd bring home to rape

>>211527947
>possible upside would there be for the driver to cop to it?
The judge could possibly be a lot leaner in sentencing because you've shown willingness to take responsibility for your actions.

>>211530332
>The average person who "accidentally" kills or badly injures someone didn't do it accidentally
There is an entire class of criminal offenses specifically for this. Its call retardslaughter in your case.

>>211537030
Or just deal with it yourself. Brandish a knife or a bat and scare the cunts.

>shitskins all arguing that they should do crimes and then do everything to get away with them and unable to mentally connect that's why their societies are mud huts and favelas