Evolution - /tv/ (#211528248) [Archived: 1217 hours ago]

Zoom Zoom
6/16/2025, 8:03:16 AM No.211528248
Evolution_movie
Evolution_movie
md5: 7e403cd0963808ce279706634f984541๐Ÿ”
>the guys that made Ghostbusters made a Y2K-era movie along the lines of Mars Attacks or Tremors set in Arizona
>The humor revolves around ethnic jokes about the one black guy from Mad TV who speaks exclusively in jive and innuendo, as well as a remarkable amount of anal jokes (including a literal buck breaking scene)
>Seann William Scott and Jullianne Moore are also in it, as is Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs
>early 00s/late 90s butt rock ost
>fun goofy CG monsters and guys in giant ape suits are the villain along with a literal Akira sludge monster for the finale
>thematic undercurrent is all about endorsing gun ownership
How the fuck did I not hear of this until stumbling upon and watching it tonight, I really loved this.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:06:21 AM No.211528358
Easily one of the movies of all time.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:08:13 AM No.211528423
>>211528248 (OP)
Based zoom-zoom OP. Had a lot of fun with this as a kid, which was your favourite goofy CGI monster? Mine was the alien dragon thing, probably the directors' too since they put it in the Head & Shoulders commercial at the end.

Oh yeah.

>The entire fucking movie turns out to be a prolonged shampoo advertisement, that shills the product by poisoning a giant alien blob with it until it explodes

This was the based era of product placement.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:08:21 AM No.211528428
Orlando jones and Duchovnyโ€™s characters and their relationship and interactions are incredible
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:09:44 AM No.211528478
david-duchovny-as-jp-prewitt-with-his-hand-in-a-case-in-a-zoolander[1]
>>211528248 (OP)
Do you think David Duchovny harmed his career by parodying Fox Mulder so much?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:10:26 AM No.211528508
>>211528248 (OP)
>How the fuck did I not hear of this until stumbling upon
Cause you're a lil zoomie?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:10:33 AM No.211528515
>>211528478
He probably harmed your sisters cunt
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:10:45 AM No.211528523
>>211528248 (OP)
Also
>filmed at Cal State Fullerton
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:11:30 AM No.211528546
>>211528478
>I just told you
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:11:36 AM No.211528550
>>211528248 (OP)
>How the fuck did I not hear of this
Becuase you're wet behind the ears faggot
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:15:29 AM No.211528695
>>211528478
I don't think he cared, he was in XFiles and Californication, not the highest acting profile shows, and made millions off them.
Zoom Zoom
6/16/2025, 8:17:58 AM No.211528781
>>211528550
>Becuase you're wet behind the ears
I wasn't even born yet :(
>>211528428
The uncensored, off the cuff interactions between the two really felt right out of an 80s movie. I particularly enjoyed the constant and casual ethnic jokes they cracked at each other given you surprisingly rarely see that sort of genuine IRL bro dynamic on screen in movies like this.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:22:30 AM No.211528936
>>211528781
Theyโ€™re literally just two college bros who end up in teaching jobs to bang their students
And it WORKS
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:27:47 AM No.211529128
>>211528248 (OP)
I enjoyed it as a kid but it sucked when I rewatched recently. The toilet humor is so abysmal
Zoom Zoom
6/16/2025, 8:37:36 AM No.211529458
GenusToad
GenusToad
md5: 0f2b4be82438aedc211b787e1703eb63๐Ÿ”
>>211528423
>which was your favourite goofy CGI monster?
Easily this little nigga, he looked like something out of an MGMT video.
>The entire fucking movie turns out to be a prolonged shampoo advertisement
I loved that too, it reminded me a lot of an 80s movie called The Wraith (also set in Arizona and filmed there) that was basically an elaborate Chrysler commercial.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:39:48 AM No.211529528
studyfindsop
studyfindsop
md5: dd13bd94a58f2593fa3d916343ddf95c๐Ÿ”
>>211528248 (OP)
>258x384
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:42:27 AM No.211529602
>>211528358
very much so
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:56:01 AM No.211530001
evolution_ver3_xlg
evolution_ver3_xlg
md5: 6deab7f28cea0f951dc1096d040f753a๐Ÿ”
>>211529528
>.png
>457 KB

whoa there anon, how about a [56k WARNING] tag next time?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:02:31 AM No.211530188
was the gay glasses guy born a girl? (zoomers you understand this stuff better.)
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Zoom Zoom
6/16/2025, 9:05:28 AM No.211530266
JohnFiedler
JohnFiedler
md5: 5bfa3252097370d7ac53bcc9a3786e60๐Ÿ”
>>211530188
>was the gay glasses guy born a girl?
No, he's of the same phenotype as the guy that played piglet (picrel)
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:07:05 AM No.211530310
>>211530266
fucking hell i was trying to place who he/ze reminded me of. thanks anon.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:08:00 AM No.211530330
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iQxJX0eSOo6Qg6RstYW6QS3egyI
md5: 5c33c9cab8f161b15eeea9b78d1ee065๐Ÿ”
I remember the cartoon spinoff for this more than the movie.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:11:38 AM No.211530414
>>211528248 (OP)
>This
>mystery men
>small soldiers
>van helsing
Yep, I'm thinking its time for kino night with the lads.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:29:40 AM No.211530868
>>211528358
This. It's one of those movies like Eight Legged Freaks where you desperately want it to be good but it just never comes together.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:40:14 AM No.211531129
>>211529458
This jumpscared the shit out of me when I was little and I had to block my ears whenever this part came on or I'd be too scared to watch.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:44:03 AM No.211531205
I think we've established that cacaw cacaw and tookie tookie don't work.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:45:25 AM No.211531228
>>211528248 (OP)
I just thought the premise was cool.
Zoom Zoom
6/16/2025, 9:48:40 AM No.211531307
>>211531205
>YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:55:51 AM No.211531461
>>211531307
TO ME
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:05:27 AM No.211533018
FutaPass
FutaPass
md5: 8c32abfcb3ef5ac7a36d8493ee096a15๐Ÿ”
>>211528248 (OP)
>literal buck breaking scene
what
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:06:52 AM No.211533038
>>211533018
That pic would make more sense with troonjak