Thread 211529350 - /tv/ [Archived: 1135 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:34:29 AM No.211529350
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Just rewatched jessica jones, its a pretty shit show, kristin ritters ass is what elevates it from a 0/10 to lile 8/10.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:35:42 AM No.211529396
Kill grave is an enviable villian.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:36:38 AM No.211529427
>>211529396
They set him up very well.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:38:41 AM No.211529494
>>211529350 (OP)
What makes it bad? I've been thinking about watching it. From /tv/'s previous discussion of S1 I gather that it's a pretty solid noir with David Tennant nailing the villain role. The only negatives seem to be the BLACKED scene and Kristin acting like an edgy snarky teenager the entire time, but I can live with that
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:39:58 AM No.211529535
>>211529494
That it even exists.
Bendis has been nothing but a blight on comics.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:41:28 AM No.211529575
>>211529535
I liked his Daredevil run although mostly for the art style
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:42:56 AM No.211529622
>>211529494
>I can live with blacked
I cannot but when I saw it long ago I didn't care about such things. Now I am redpilled though.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:45:20 AM No.211529693
>>211529622
I could just pretend that it's Jane Margolis getting what she deserves. I hated that character
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:56:35 AM No.211530021
I try to watch it multiple times but cant get through the black sex scenes
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:27:39 AM No.211530806
>>211530021
how can a sex scene be black?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:08:13 AM No.211533064
>>211529494
season 1 is pretty good. s2 and 3 are unwatchable slop
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:13:21 AM No.211533147
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>>211529350 (OP)
Purple Man got to clap this cunny?!
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:52:35 PM No.211534892
>>211529494
it's good, everybody who hates on it are /co/tards with a 24.7 hate boner for Bendis
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:54:47 PM No.211534940
>oi was roiped
>abortion good
>Fucks/marries a nigger
no shit it's bad
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:04:22 PM No.211535117
>>211534892
No body likes this BPDemon.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:06:26 PM No.211535160
>>211534940
trying too hard
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:41:10 PM No.211535725
>>211535160
Trying too hard.
Replies: >>211535741
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:42:14 PM No.211535741
>>211535725
>no u!
I win
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:48:06 PM No.211535835
>>211535741
Trying too hard.
Replies: >>211535934
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:51:44 PM No.211535902
tbis is stupid
i want to talk about goth girl ass
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:52:18 PM No.211535912
>>211529350 (OP)
What you gonna do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans
Imma make her scream, make her screeeeeeam
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:53:48 PM No.211535934
>>211535835
buck broken
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:55:31 PM No.211535969
>>211529350 (OP)
Arigato-hey!
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:55:36 PM No.211535971
>>211535934
Trying too hard.
Replies: >>211536027
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:59:02 PM No.211536027
>>211535971
booty blasted
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:01:36 PM No.211536081
>>211536027
trying too hard
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:08:02 PM No.211536195
>>211536081
mindraped
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:10:26 PM No.211536230
>>211536195
trying too hard
Replies: >>211536358
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:17:37 PM No.211536358
>>211536230
utterly btfo
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:19:54 PM No.211536403
>>211536358
trying too hard
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:20:38 PM No.211536422
>at a nerd con
>some talk from a costume designer
>overweight walking-stereotype girl chimes in with:
>"It's also interesting how costumes can tell a story. In Jessica Jones, she just wakes up and puts on a pair of jeans."

the fuck did she mean by this
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:21:30 PM No.211536438
>>211536403
psychologically shattered
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:21:47 PM No.211536445
>>211536422
as a fat bitch, it's hard for her to put them on
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:24:38 PM No.211536505
>>211536422
It's pretty obvious what she meant. The wardrobe is a reflection of the characterization, in a world where superheroes typically wear elaborate costumes, she puts forth the minimal amount of effort into projecting her heroism, because she's so jaded and aloof.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:24:46 PM No.211536507
>>211536422
Fat people clothes are usually very unflattering and ugly and make fat people look even fatter and uglier. It's by design to help shame them into putting the fucking fork down and stop being a disgusting tub of shit.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:25:36 PM No.211536524
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why are there no Ritter pics in this thread
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:26:42 PM No.211536537
Every episode was a chore to get through, Only She-Hulk was worse.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:30:35 PM No.211536614
>>211536524
spooky scary skellingtons
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:30:41 PM No.211536615
Feels good to be a sex haver.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:31:19 PM No.211536631
>>211536524
Holy shit the Holocaust was real!?!
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:33:14 PM No.211536670
>>211536614
>>211536631
>this is skinny to Americans

i fear for you people.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:41:10 PM No.211536817
>>211536670
euro niggas be like damn girl your 12 year old boy physique is BANGIN
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:43:44 PM No.211536861
>>211536817
i prefer the term 'coquette', but enjoy your 'phat asses'.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:44:10 PM No.211536872
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>>211536817
kek
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:46:16 PM No.211536916
>>211536861
she has literally zero tits and I'm not entirely convinced the op gif isn't a body double
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:51:53 PM No.211537011
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>>211529350 (OP)

>Lots of annoying AMC sex where she leaves her top on
>WTF kind of game is "Luke Cage" anyways? Have youi ever met a black dude named Luke?
>Awkard white beta orbiter neighbor guy is heavily implied to be boinking his sister
>At least Jessica's friend is dating a white Chad. Oh wait, he's an evil supervillain-in-the-making
>The villain's mind control powers gradually wear off over time, she doesn't even have to train/improve to resist them.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:55:10 PM No.211537051
>>211529350 (OP)
>its a pretty shit show
With an ass like that id hope itd be about that
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:02:59 PM No.211537181
>>211536916
i do not find fat attractive.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:05:12 PM No.211537225
>>211537181
you find men attractive. that looks like a man in a woman's swimsuit.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:07:09 PM No.211537252
>>211529350 (OP)
>fully rewatched it despite it being a "pretty shit show"
capeslop retards will do anything but turn their fucking tv off.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:09:14 PM No.211537287
>>211529350 (OP)
>want to see cute girl doing superhero stuff
>blacked in first episode
hell nah
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:11:46 PM No.211537332
>>211529350 (OP)
I would shoot KILL to have Kilgrave's powers, imagine building a harem IRL with the hottest bitches you can imagine, or all virgins, and their parents would simply agree to watch you fuck their daughters nonstop, then ask them to give you money and tell them to kill each other while you leave with the slut
what a fucking badass Kilgrave was, he should've let Jess kill herself and keep enjoying being a fucking demigod
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:12:10 PM No.211537338
>Daredevil will Dempsey-roll a goon ending in a flashkick flourish.
>Jessica Jones downs a forty then pisses herself.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:13:49 PM No.211537369
>>211537332
bases
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:16:02 PM No.211537415
>>211537225
i only find men attractive if they have two X chromosomes and a vagina. if i'm gay, i'm doing a terrible job.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:17:23 PM No.211537446
>>211529350 (OP)
Butt.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:19:04 PM No.211537473
Why does she walk like an invalid
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:21:34 PM No.211537515
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>>211529350 (OP)
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:57:12 PM No.211538219
>>211530021
Same. Keep blowing loads and turning it off each time. How does anyone make it through that?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:59:31 PM No.211538268
>>211529350 (OP)
Someone post her disgusting feet
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:13:15 PM No.211538573
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>>211538268
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:15:04 PM No.211538620
>>211529350 (OP)
If a female race mixes, even if it's just pretend for a tv show/movie, they cease to exist to me.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:17:43 PM No.211538686
>>211536422
Did she get up, shower, change into fresh underwear, and put on something nice? No. She just wakes up and pulls on some jeans