Will it be kino, /tv/?

>>211533001 (OP)
yes

>>211533045
Would you like him to touch on Acts?

*sign*
Somehow, Christ has risen.

>>211533001 (OP)

So.
Do.. Do christians know.. Jesus was actually.. Brown??

>>211533103
Was he? Who told you that?

>>211533060
Not necessary. Just show us a bit of the... judgement to come...

>>211533134
You mean the Resurrection of the dead in the End Times?

>>211533117
Something about where he was born.
Its not like his parents hopped on a plane at JFK airport and flew over there to give birth. Dad wasnt from texas. Mom wasnt from new york.
Oddly enough, america wasn't even a country at the time. Crazy. I know.

>>211533150
no, judgement day

>>211533180
Jews weren't all brown.
>>211533188
The resurrection of the dead is the precursor to "Judgement Day." Unless you mean the other events in Revelation.

>>211533208
the beast, man. you know. the whore of babylon

Saw Hacksaw Ridge last night. He's a fantastic director, but I imagine it will be schmaltzy even if bloody.

>>211533254
And what's wrong with schmaltzy besides you being a jaded zoomer that can't stomach an ounce of melodrama or emotion?

>>211533254
He said it might include the fall of the angels from Heaven. And the harrowing of Hell. Are you a Hebrew?

>>211533001 (OP)
I don't like depictions of Christ. It feels blasphemous for an actor to try and elevate themselves to that role.
I understand what the Muslims mean when they get offended by depictions of Mohammad as well. There's an implicit undertone of mockery when someone tries to depict an immaculate figure, whether they mean to mock or not.

>>211533380
I'd rather have more depictions of Christ than depictions of "Lucifer."

>>211533180
>Hehehehe...
>I see you le evil racist... Being a Christian makes you le REPIBLICAN, which makes you LE RACIST!!!
>What if your savior was a NIGGER, huh???
>Would you still worship a NIGGER???
>I bet you wouldn't, huh?
You people are so fucking schizophrenic and deluded. You think spazzing out about your bizarre political fanfiction is some kind of dunk, when it's really just an unsettling spaz-out from a retard.
You literally form your opinions based on bush-era internet memes, wow, what an intellectual.

*thinks about nigger jesus*
no... no no no

Only one jesus movie i watch.

>>211533539
Hey, Scotty? Jesus, man.

>>211533570
Who tf is scotty?

>>211533592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCAVcUQY83c

>>211533601
Oh. I see.
.i didnt get it.
Im.sorry.

Here.
Have this.
https://youtu.be/l_TG4BuFeQg?si=OOTqDXbIexvojNwn

>>211533656
That song is fun.

>>211533738
Youre fun..

What you doing later?
Wanna go out?
Get a drink?
Dance a little?
Makeout?

>>211533762
I have a problem with uh self-esteem, so excuse me if I laugh that one off.

>>211533803
Wow.
Just gonna shoot me down like that.

>>211533848
Luckily, I don't have an RPG.

I didn't think you were serious.