Worst movies you've ever watched - /tv/ (#211533774) [Archived: 1289 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:50:08 AM No.211533774
abcs of death
abcs of death
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What a waste of fucking time this was. A bunch of cheap shock value dogshit with no plot and varying degrees of awful special effects
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:23:23 PM No.211534368
>>211533774 (OP)
ferris buller
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:31:51 PM No.211534514
>>211534368
Go fuck yourself zoomie retard.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:36:35 PM No.211534595
>>211534368
why?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:42:13 PM No.211534723
I like it, second movie is also good
https://youtu.be/Xlbgl9TW8dk
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:47:23 PM No.211534813
>>211534723
>Here's a batch with 26 paintings, but 24 of them are kindergarten-tier doodles drawn with poop and the other 2 are just decent
>Therefore the movie is good!
Retard
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:50:41 PM No.211534862
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Hangman's Curse. Christian horror film about a haunted high school, everything about it is terrible, the twist is that the ghost is hallucinations caused by spiders.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:58:35 PM No.211535009
>>211534862
Might make for a fun stream, honestly. Has that Cyberbul//y quality to it.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:06:00 PM No.211536156
>>211534368
Not the worst movie Ive ever seen, but it is boring as fuck. Worst one is Summer of Sam. So fucking awful, the only other Spike Lee movie I have seen other than the famed(also shitty) Do the right thing. Cemented in my mind that Spike Lee is just a token black director. Theres no way anyone is watching these movies and thinking wow this is great
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:08:44 PM No.211536206
>>211533774 (OP)
if we're talking big budget releases then it's a tie between independence day 2 and the predator.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:10:53 PM No.211536238
>>211533774 (OP)
Savagelands or whatever it's called. The zombie story told posthumously. I really didn't like it. A lot of immigrant messaging and being told afterwards how horrible something was.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:15:29 PM No.211536322
>>211533774 (OP)
I probably have seen a worse film that I just don't remember, but the first one that comes to mind is Top Gun. Complete waste of time, there's like 5 scenes worth of plot in the entire film and the rest is just tom cruise acting moody despite having an otherwise perfect life because his friend died. I'm not saying it's unrealistic but given that I've seen movies before and I've seen people get over bigger shit, it's just boring and there's no stakes. Climax comes out of nowhere at the end, as though the screenwriter suddenly remembered on the last page that this is supposed to be an action film.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:24:31 PM No.211536502
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>>211533774 (OP)
I can't exactly pinpoint the worst movie I have ever watched since I would have to traverse my memory and comb over small details of shit ass movies I have watched. The simple reality is that the actual worst movies I've seen I don't remember because they were boring, which is the worst thing a movie can possibly be.

However, to answer your question in the traditional manner, I can point directly to the worst blockbuster movie I have ever watched easily, and that is Suicide Squad 2016 (fucking ex-gf took me to see it).
As soon as I saw the font, telling me where the group was locked up, in black text over a dark green grass and a dark mud filter, then proceeding afterwards to have some of the most jarring editing I have ever witnessed in a movie, I fucking just KNEW I was going to be watching an absolute pile of SHIT. Literally every second of that movie has at least 3 active things wrong with it.
I still remember I was actively waiting for a moment to show me why the govt needed to use the Suicide Squad so badly, cause the whole time their abilities were completely worthless. Finally there's a part where they're like "the only way to get to the place we need to go is underwater!" and I'm thinking "Okay yes Killer Croc, the only one that can breathe underwater" and it cuts to a shot of Killer Croc swimming underwater. Then the camera pulls back and reveals two soldiers in scuba gear swimming next to him. Just unbelievable. And at the end I'm pretty sure they use a bomb to defeat the CGI flaming skeleton bad guy after getting rid of CGI Cara Delevingne.

but it was all worth it for this absolute kino of a gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkqyIoYAXV8
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:29:02 PM No.211536580
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md5: d3a8a03f5913848f4c5685732d2fb7f8๐Ÿ”
This shit sucks so much ass, just a shittier version of The One (2001).
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:30:16 PM No.211536607
>>211536580
Would've been great if not for all the gay shit
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:31:32 PM No.211536637
that zombie movie with adam driver and bill murray
jesus fucking christ what a shit movie
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:37:35 PM No.211536752
garbage
garbage
md5: 146dc619d7b7694491aaaf9ee3d0238b๐Ÿ”
its not even close
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:37:54 PM No.211536760
rollergator
rollergator
md5: 074ed5d0627d41867a39ac5579bd9029๐Ÿ”
You clowns know nothing about bad movies.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:47:37 PM No.211536944
IMG_2320
IMG_2320
md5: c3a4448dc255b38d98e7ad9535709a84๐Ÿ”
>>211534862
Damn Anon, you just sparked an insane series of memories. Growing up I was into scary shit but my incredibly Christian family refused to let me get into anything too severe, between this and the sequel Nightmare Academy and Ted Dekkerโ€™s books I got at least a sliver of horror. Hangmanโ€™s Curse the book isnโ€™t bad, but the movie is garbage. I vaguely remember the main girl singing โ€œAwesome Godโ€ while the spiders crawled around her hazmat suit and God keeps her safe.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:53:21 PM No.211537031
>>211536760
OP would benefit from specifying what kind of bad he's looking for. stuff like this is obviously bad due in large part to lack of talent and budget, but that means "rollergator" is right where it should be - forgotten crap that was always going to suck. it's far more fascinating to me when big name shit is inexplicably and indefensibly terrible like >>211536752 or >>211536502 these are movies made by and starring big names in the industry who supposedly know what they're doing and pumped tons of money into it, so it's far funnier when they are unwatchable garbage that crashes and burns
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:56:59 PM No.211537085
I don't even like the Friday franchise, but the rest of the series is a Bergmankino compared to this.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:20:47 PM No.211537500
Rollergator (bikini)
Rollergator (bikini)
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>>211537031
It made for a great episode of Rifftrax, though.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:21:58 PM No.211537523
piece of shit movie
piece of shit movie
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>>211533774 (OP)
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:26:03 PM No.211537600
For me it's The Many Saints of Newark.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:29:50 PM No.211537666
>>211533774 (OP)
World War Z. Sure there's worse movies out there technically, but my hatred for that turd is only matched by the ungodly amount of money that was spent making it. I don't care about the source material one way or another, I hate it purely on it's own lack of merit.
Cabin anon !!feuesW9E53F
6/16/2025, 3:30:14 PM No.211537673
IMG_5942
IMG_5942
md5: 1bb74a89b56660f3b9361a4b34ee5f42๐Ÿ”
This is the worst thing ever
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:39:06 PM No.211537834
I hated This Is The End so much that I have refused to watch (or rewatch) any Rogenslop ever since.

Also The Dead Don't Die, and I am usually a Jarmusch fanboy, but he bought too much into his own meme like Burton or Tarantula.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:39:45 PM No.211537846
Krampus was complete dogshit
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:44:24 PM No.211537947
enter the trash
enter the trash
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Three fucking hours of shit. The first 30 minutes are okay, and I kinda like the high-speed credits at the start, but you can count this shit down to 80-90 minutes and lose nothing of value.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:55:01 PM No.211538169
>>211537947
Were you sober? I wanted to watch this absolutely stoned, because then it might actually be good.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:55:42 PM No.211538187
>>211537947
watched this film on shrooms (clever, i know) and all the kaleidoscope visuals were meaningful. the film was horrifying and i was scared to go back to it, sober.

then one day i did and yeah what the fuck, it's meandering nonsense.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:59:42 PM No.211538274
>>211538169
It's been years, I don't remember fully, but I think I smoked a joint before watching it. I have a really low bar for what passes as good when I'm high, and I still thought the movie was shit.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:25:51 PM No.211538919
>>211538274
>I have a really low bar for what passes as good when I'm high
Same.
>and I still thought the movie was shit.
then it really is shit. Thx for saving me time, anon.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:40:07 PM No.211539247
>>211537673
Skidmark
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:43:50 PM No.211539347
>>211537947
Fuck Noe and his incest fantasies. Gross
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:46:07 PM No.211539410
>>211533774 (OP)
Skyline, Be Kind Rewind and Donโ€™t Look Up
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:04:41 PM No.211539865
>>211537947
Love Noรฉ and his incest fantasies. Based
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:34:16 PM No.211540675
High Fidelity