Times you acted like Aragorn - /tv/ (#211534342) [Archived: 1331 hours ago]

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 12:21:37 PM No.211534342

Aragorn-lord-of-the-rings-2199478903

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Son of Arathorn?

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Anonymous

6/16/2025, 12:22:35 PM No.211534356

>>211534342 (OP)
drank a beer in the corner of a bar while brooding with a hoodie on

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Anonymous

6/16/2025, 12:23:37 PM No.211534373

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Anonymous

6/16/2025, 12:23:43 PM No.211534375

>>211534356
damn.... nice

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 12:25:45 PM No.211534415

>>211534356
And then a bunch of midgets came in and got drunk while you yelled towards a group of trannies "They were men once!"?

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 12:27:00 PM No.211534433

I married the woman I love

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Anonymous

6/16/2025, 12:27:02 PM No.211534434

image

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who would win

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Anonymous

6/16/2025, 12:28:14 PM No.211534453

>>211534433
Was she an Elf?

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Anonymous

6/16/2025, 12:28:21 PM No.211534455

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>>211534342 (OP)

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Anonymous

6/16/2025, 12:29:54 PM No.211534487

>>211534453
For me, she is an Elf out of Zehn if you catch my drift (we are Swiss)

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 12:31:50 PM No.211534513

>>211534342 (OP)
i kicked something and screamed

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 12:32:47 PM No.211534530

I was watching archery on tv.
Suddenly a contestant turned around,
started to aim at the crowd! People panicked, some got up from their seats, women screaming.
I yelled to the tv screen: My friend, you bow to no one!

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 12:33:01 PM No.211534536

>>211534342 (OP)
I think I petted a horse once

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 12:33:36 PM No.211534548

>>211534342 (OP)
I genuinely had an Arwen when I was 16. She was 5'10", black hair, snow white skin, hazel eyes.

I am an idiot still guarding the barrow downs

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 12:35:11 PM No.211534569

>arrow gone! arrow gone! that's another arrow gone! he missed his shot again, see? everbody call him arrow gone!

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 12:39:34 PM No.211534665

>>211534434

Aragorn because he has the blood of Numenor. Canonically he's a 7 foot tall superman.

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Anonymous

6/16/2025, 12:50:34 PM No.211534861

>>211534665
jamie has full steel plate armour though, from head to toe. meanwhile aragorn has chain mail only.

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 12:53:43 PM No.211534922

Legolas and Aragorn Speak Elvish - The Lord of The Rings The Two Towers (2002) - Movie 4K HD Scene(1080P_HD)_thumb.jpg

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>>211534342 (OP)
>coworker speaks in a foreign tongue to me at work shitting on them
>i defend them

I'm literally Aragorn

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 12:55:12 PM No.211534947

>>211534342 (OP)
I turned down a threesome with two hot chicks because my friend had a crush on one of them. I basically turned down the ring.

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 1:05:31 PM No.211535144

once jacked off under the table during a continental brekkie
does it count?

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 1:20:19 PM No.211535375

>>211534342 (OP)
I take shits in the forest all the time

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 1:23:24 PM No.211535415

Wormtongue-Theoden

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>>211534455
>Transport 10,000 orcs a day into Gondor to do the jobs lazy gondorians won't do

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 1:34:32 PM No.211535602

pace

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>be aragorn
>wait for some hobbits in some pub
>finally meet them
>cant help myself
>immediately whip out my sword
>BEHOLD NARSIL THE SWORD THAT CUT SAURONS RING!!

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Anonymous

6/16/2025, 1:39:09 PM No.211535690

>>211535602
would you have preferred he whipped out his dick?

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Anonymous

6/16/2025, 1:42:24 PM No.211535745