Thread 211535998 - /tv/ [Archived: 1105 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:57:34 PM No.211535998
MichaelKeaton
MichaelKeaton
md5: 53f29e804ca9db3b030dd5fc88984429๐Ÿ”
>73 years old

Fucking how
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:00:12 PM No.211536052
>>211535998 (OP)
my dad is around 70 and he could look like that if he wasn't an overweight alcoholic smoker
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:00:49 PM No.211536067
>>211535998 (OP)
He's probably had work done by a very good surgeon.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:15:08 PM No.211536312
>>211535998 (OP)
He's a clone
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:16:00 PM No.211536331
It's all the preservatives in his McDonald's
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:18:47 PM No.211536377
>>211536052
And you wouldn't want him any other way, right?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:21:11 PM No.211536432
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Your picture is old, he looks like this now
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:23:20 PM No.211536481
>>211535998 (OP)
>What is this?
Your coffin
>But I'm just 73 years old
And now you're dead
>How do I use it?
You drop inside and somebody else closes the lid
>Where do I leave it?
In the cemetery, 6 feet under, beneath the daisies ... wherever you like.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:20:56 PM No.211537502
>>211535998 (OP)
>So, how do the telomeres shorten?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:22:10 PM No.211537525
>>211536432
This hurts my fucking soul.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:23:57 PM No.211537555
>>211536432
I'm gonna puke.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:28:02 PM No.211537621
chuando tan
chuando tan
md5: ca0edae15d0750f4ede2de053b6ef452๐Ÿ”
>>211535998 (OP)
>59 years old
Black don't crack babyyyyy
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:29:09 PM No.211537646
>>211535998 (OP)
73 is still young. In your 80s, it truly becomes over.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:38:09 PM No.211537815
>>211536432
I don't want to grow old, bros...
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:44:19 PM No.211537942
>>211536432
looks great for 73
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:48:00 PM No.211538019
>>211535998 (OP)
By looking 60 for the past 40 years.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:48:03 PM No.211538020
>>211535998 (OP)
Keto and crossfit. Shit extends your life by around 30 years.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:51:14 PM No.211538089
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1748911316346
md5: 005b3ed610e1e8029f014d34f6f6d14f๐Ÿ”
>>211538020
>crossfit
YWNBAW
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:55:16 PM No.211538176
3532874698732
3532874698732
md5: 1b618016e82c384da3bff08089261118๐Ÿ”
>>211535998 (OP)
the finest adrenochrome shots from the plumpest of hobo children scoured from the wild streets of new delhi
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:57:44 PM No.211538230
>>211535998 (OP)
One benefit of looking a bit old for your age when youโ€™re young is you tend to change less over time, assuming you donโ€™t do anything really silly
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:00:20 PM No.211538291
>>211535998 (OP)
He looks perpetually 58
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:01:58 PM No.211538328
>>211535998 (OP)
Staying away from hard drugs
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:02:18 PM No.211538340
>>211536432
He looks perfect for an old Bruce in a Batman Beyond feature film.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:06:46 PM No.211538434
>>211535998 (OP)
I dunno, with his dick probably, who cares