>IT'S ACCOUNTING TIME


I got chills

>BILL ME *explosion*

>>211541932 (OP)
>Death always collects his tax!

>>211541932 (OP)
>*pow pow pow*
>"I guess you're in the red."

John Accountant, Bill from IT Management submitted an expense report for a meal with clients under the wrong expense code. He must be eliminated.

>You're writing checks you can't cash.

>>211541932 (OP)
It's was really good. He shit on bernthal alot but in a self aware way. 4.5 bags of popcorn

I didn't account for this thread.

>I will not be writing this next bullet off as a tax-deductible business expense
>*puts on glasses*
>Because this time, its personal

That battlebelt is in such a garbage position. You can't sit or lean down and going prone is going to be a nightmare.

>>211542250
You didn't account for these digits

>>211541932 (OP)
Fuck, watching this movie right now. Just got done with the country bar scene (holy shit what were they thinking. Can't tell if the dance is a worse idea or Bernthal's over the top "acting" of enthusiasm). Now I admit it's been a long time since I saw the first but this is really a meandering mess in comparison.

>>211542284
As soon as I went in I went soft I saw Viagra half price, I thought it had to be a rip off.

>Bet you didn't deduct this bullet

>>211542365
There's flies everywhere.

>>211541932 (OP)
What's the verdict, worth a watch at least?

>>211542522
it's the morbius of the accountant movies

>>211541932 (OP)
non meme answers
i thought the first one was an ok 7/10 flick
is part 2 about the same?

>>211541932 (OP)
never understood Affleck in action roles

>>211542848
alright i'm downloading it now

>>211542284
That’s what you get for not using a two piece for DA in 2025.

>>211542308
It’s the Sicario 2 to Sicario.

>getting a bump on the head turns a chubby mexican housemaid into a super deadly athletic killer assassin

>>211541932 (OP)
Same feeling

>>211542956
he may be a mid actor but The Town and Reindeer Games are good action flicks

>>211541932 (OP)
>Your 2025 tax return *chk chk* has been flagged *BANG BANG*
Was that really necessary?

>>211542308
First one was about a ruthless, end justifies the means killer.
2 is about le heckin awkwurd autism guy and his boisterous brother doing operator stuff. They literally have an avengers team of autistic child hackers.
The only similarity they have is the names of the characters.

>FUCK MY PIVOT TABLES?

>PIVOT THIS!

>>211542286
You didn't account for that fail

>>211541932 (OP)
i am so disappointed with this sequel

>federal agent objects to invading random innocent peoples' privacy and personal documents to help find a criminal
>nasty little spergs start calling her a normie derisively
Obviously this is what happens when autistic little fucks aren't bullied.

>>211542254

>>211541932 (OP)
>I heard steve jobs died of abacus
>what's abacus?
>abakiss this dick HAH
wut

you faggots are having a laugh but he doesnt account a single thing in this movie. he accounted several things in the first film and its central to the plot

>>211542872
i loved the first film. the sequel is trash. only watch it if you're bored

our guy robot man literally made a better autist spy movie this year and none of you faggots are talking about it. in fact id love to see a crossover movie between the amateur and the accountant from accountant 1

>>211543845
It felt cheap and the over acting by both leads got stale fast.

And the main villain was in what, like 3 scenes? the supporting villains were all over the place.

Was I supposed to care about the spicy autistic latina assassin? Again, she was in it for like 2 scenes then just disappears into the many character plot lines

>>211544043
yea a total letdown. Ben's autism acting is also terrible in this one compared to the original

>>211543923
He accounted the tinder roasties.

>>211544038
I saw both in theater but nobody makes threads about the amateur. I guess I see things later than everyone else because once I see a movie I stop seeing threads about them.

>>211544038
Jon Bernthal is in both. It could very well be the same character.

Times you acted like the accountant

>tfw someone asks if you use quickbooks, then you stab them in the face

>>211544172
i pirated it last week but only got around to watching it yesterday night. i made a thread but it got barely 10 threads in before dying. what did you think? i really enjoyed it

>>211544199
>It could very well be the same character.
technically no. in accountant he is a merc. in amateur he specifically works for the CIA

>>211544199
>>211544263
What the hell was Bernthals characters point in The Amateur. A bait for the viewer?

>>211544334
>What the hell was Bernthals characters point in The Amateur
no idea

>>211543707
>John Accountant just goes to a singles event to troll desperate women for no real reason after gaming the algorithm

>>211544108
that scene didn't even make sense

how would metagaming that women lie about age and weight and men lie about age and height get that insane axe body spray commercial rush of women


its still just old looking red faced alike ben Affleck sitting there at the speed date. the way women were acting was ridiculous like tom cruise jack reacher where its like he's a celebrity and not a random 50 yrs old

AK47 bros we are SO back

>>211544675
>s-she and I have been texting

bro has insane cope L rizz

>>211541932 (OP)
the best part of that movie imo is, when he interviewed the potential girlfriends and statistically demolished the 45 year old that wants kids. lol
also the sparse action was good

>>211544675
no please. she was awful in the first. shoved into the movie just to be a female autistic for no reason, so ben didn't solve everything on his own.

>There's always a double entry

>>211541932 (OP)
>*CNG-CHUNK*
>Bet you didn't ACCOUNT on this
>*BANG*

>There's always a double entry

>>211544536
He wasn't there to troll them. He had all the women lining up for him because he algorithmically built his profile and then they all hated him because he had negative charm.

>>211543189
so beatings fix women?

>>211543595
Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms

>>211545480
Gone girl is kino too

>>211542522
Absolutely not. The plot barely make sense and there's a character who turns into something midway through the movie.

>>211543707
Cold. But I do love the 37ft Airstream PanAmerican.

>>211543595
The Way Back proves the man can act

>>211545480
phantoms was pretty good

>>211541932 (OP)
>Side villain pull out detonator
>"ive wired this whole building to blow up"
>"You forgot one thing, the routing number."
>shoots cables connecting to detonator

>>211547012
>Who sent you, CIA?! FBI?! Department o-
>Le Accouãnt shoots
>*whispers* The IRS

*sights target in his scope*
Heh... consider your equity... *cycles bolt*... cashed out
*BANG*

>>211543595
>whose car we takin'?
That exchange in the Town was pure kino.

this movie sucked. i burst out laughing when they cheaped out on paying for stuntmen/fight choreography by just skipping the bar fight.

>>211544038
>he amateur
Is this worth a watch on bootleg? It looks cool but I am so used to being wokefished. Does Freeze Globally man overpower the movie like he does in everything else?

>>211547904
He's literally in the movie for 2 scenes. Less than 3 minutes screentime total in a movie that's over 2 hours. He's not a major character at all. And the movie isn't woke

these movies are dumb fun. wouldn't mind a third one

>>211548047
Okay anon, I will trust you. At least Bernthal is not Jamie Foxx.

>>211549213
he's right

t. watched it yesterday

>>211541932 (OP)
>crosses thumbs
shitty movie

>>211546541
>The plot barely make sense
I really didn't understand why they were risking everything looking for the latina woman and her kid. They didn't establish why JK Simmons was looking for them and everyone else was just kinda doing it because he died?

>You killed 20 of his men!
>Consider them a write off

>>211542076
>>211542119
>>211542185
kino

>>211549639
Yeah, something like that. Also Affleck's "sensing" the kid was autistic, too. The movie had some god awful plot, so bad that made the first one even better. The female killer had some stupid change of actress who resembled another entirely different person. I don't know why Affleck would pick such a shitty sequel to work on, fucking hell

>>211542872
it went from autism-core to generic dudebro action flick

>>211544038
it was extremely mid to be honest
mr robot autist except he's a glowie now
I think they even copied some scenes from the show one to one pretty much

>>211541932 (OP)
>pulls out katana with the master card logo on it
>the only rate that’s getting sliced here is your throat

>>211544097
he's old now

Did Affleck have the retard accent in the first one? It really stuck out in 2, I feel like he was playing it up more

>>211550046
ok some of these in this thread are fucking golf top kek

>>211552486
>Did Affleck have the retard accent in the first one? It really stuck out in 2
no he didnt. its really bad in 2 . the first movie came out 8 years ago so clearly he forgot how to play a convincing autist

>>211541932 (OP)
>pinned down by enemy fire
>”leveraged buyouts?”
>*pushed glasses further up on his nose with one finger*
>”i prefer leveraged shootouts”
>*friendly attack helicopter comes flying in and shoots all the bad guys”

>>211542076
>>211542185
>>211547321
>>211547575
>>211550046

>>211545448
Always did

>>211541932 (OP)
>You need a 1040? Well here's a 10mm *bang*
And a .40 *bang*

>>211542872
I liked the first one and thought the second one was fucking awful.

>>211553329

>Don't leave on my ACCOUNT *BANG*
>Let me file that for you *BANG*
>Here's your return... to the AFTERLIFE *BANG*
>That check's been voided *BANG*
>Here's your direct deposit *BANG*
>Let me shoot you an email receipt *BANG*
>Don't forget to declare that *BANG*
Was this scene even necessary? He shot like 12 people and didn't even get the bad guy.