Thread 211544130 - /tv/ [Archived: 1090 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:24:06 PM No.211544130
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I probably would've stuck my dick in every person in that town at some point. Man, woman, animal, cop, bum, old, young, all of them.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:24:33 PM No.211544145
>>211544130 (OP)
>catched
Replies: >>211544223 >>211544281 >>211566632
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:26:11 PM No.211544223
>>211544145
Catch what? Everything resets. Or are you talking about what you would've done? Which is catch for everyone in that town?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:27:28 PM No.211544281
>>211544145
Stupid pajeet poster
Replies: >>211548240 >>211567831
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:44:58 PM No.211544902
I bet it would get to the point where some hick guy's asshole is just as fine as some hot girl's pussy. Fuck either of them, it doesn't matter.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:46:31 PM No.211544956
>>211544130 (OP)
well he did make out with the old dying homeless guy
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:47:13 PM No.211544979
I probably would've stuck my dick in every person in that town at some point. Man, woman, animal, cop, bum, old, young, all of them.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:48:00 PM No.211545012
bigger
bigger
md5: ccb3ef9c12a86b3e1de1055160b53fad🔍
Now do a remake except with Margaret Qualley
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:48:02 PM No.211545014
>>211544956
Kinda hot, it'd be a new experience. Cumming inside a man as he dies.
Replies: >>211556970
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:48:07 PM No.211545018
>>211544130 (OP)
This movie was pretty good
Thanks for the reminder
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:49:03 PM No.211545054
>>211545018
I reminded you yesterday.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:50:03 PM No.211545092
>>211545012
happy death day is that but with some blonde lady
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:50:38 PM No.211545108
>>211545054
I wasn't online yesterday
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:52:55 PM No.211545183
>>211545108
I reminded you about Groundhog Day, you invited me over because it turned out we didn't live far from each other.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:57:34 PM No.211545329
>>211545054
>Yesterday?
Yesterday I was balls deep inside your mother I came hard in that bitch a true nasty ass slut like you won't believe mate I'd tell yah that bitch can suck and fuck a mean cock
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:57:35 PM No.211545330
>>211544130 (OP)
You probably would get tired of raping everything after 10000 years.
Replies: >>211545497 >>211570385
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:59:42 PM No.211545399
>>211545329
Ha ha yeah, anyway you were great last night. Tightest hole in this thread.
Replies: >>211553890
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:01:57 PM No.211545497
>>211545330
Who said anything about rape? The fun would be in trying to seduce them into giving up their holes willingly. Offering money, getting them drunk, making an emotional connection, ect.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:10:48 PM No.211545849
>>211545497
Yeah I would probably learn everything on some religious cutie and one day show up to her as Jesus, sent by God to impregnate her to give birth to holy child. She might hesitate first and think I'm crazy but I could "prove it" by knowing everything about her.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:14:55 PM No.211545991
>>211544130 (OP)
if he has infinite time what do you think he could get the Rita seduction speedrun down to?

secondly, how long do you think it would take before he gets tired of having to do the seduction steps over and over every single day and just moves to rape
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:19:37 PM No.211546157
>>211545991
I think with that bitch it would still take the entire day even with the best possible outcome.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:20:50 PM No.211546192
>>211544130 (OP)
Even if you had a billion Terry's you wouldn't manage to fuck anyone you ugly sack of shit
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:21:42 PM No.211546226
>>211546192
I fucked you last night. You were pretty submissive and breedable in those cat ears.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:22:00 PM No.211546246
>>211544130 (OP)
Movie is subversive feminist trash. Woman buys man at the end thus his freedom is granted only by willing subservience to the weaker sex. No freedom at all. After 10 years he'll wish he could go back to Groundhog Day.
>I OWN you

This movie is pro slavery.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:27:55 PM No.211546523
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md5: 739d00bb7514c104b1eabb275402cc62🔍
i made this for you anons
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:28:38 PM No.211546551
>>211546523
Kino.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:31:06 PM No.211546662
>>211544130 (OP)
never noticed how awful this poster is
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:55:48 PM No.211547856
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one more
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:56:53 PM No.211547910
>>211544130 (OP)
>catched
Replies: >>211548019
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:59:06 PM No.211548019
>>211547910
I thought you liked catching?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:59:56 PM No.211548051
>to break the time loop you have to go on a raping spree
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:02:48 PM No.211548199
>>211544130 (OP)
modern social climate has got me to such an extent that what he did to rita in the film is now, in my view deemed as rape anyway, so whatever
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:03:51 PM No.211548240
>>211544281
Race-obsessed newfag.
Replies: >>211548279
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:04:46 PM No.211548279
>>211548240
>Indian is a race
Stupid pajeet poster
Replies: >>211548906
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:10:01 PM No.211548544
>>211545018
>>211545054
>>211545183
yeah, and I was going to come too. Remind me, where was it exactly?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:14:18 PM No.211548745
>>211548544
We both came as I recall.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:17:01 PM No.211548906
>>211548279
>only indians are pajeets
Go back to Trinidad, Arshpreet.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:17:32 PM No.211548929
>>211544130 (OP)
imagine if killing niggas and not finding true love makes the time loop stop and you go on a genocidal rampage then it doesn't reset
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:07:38 PM No.211551136
>catched
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:54:18 PM No.211553509
why this thread is full of indians, saaars?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:59:52 PM No.211553724
>>211544130 (OP)
>I probably would've stuck my dick in every person in that town at some point. Man, woman, animal, cop, bum, old, young, all of them.
Cops aren't people, retard.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:03:06 PM No.211553890
>>211545399
Cataclysmic burn lmao
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:25:00 PM No.211554928
what does catched mean motherfuckers
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:30:16 PM No.211555239
>>211554928
>catched
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:54:42 PM No.211556545
>>211553724
t. black
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:00:57 AM No.211556970
>>211545014
Kek u gross
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:02:06 AM No.211557056
>>211545329
That was another groundhogger, dressed as a woman. Now you're gay
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:05:49 AM No.211557280
>>211548906
Is Trinidad also a race you stupid pajeet retard?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:18:10 AM No.211558098
>>211544130 (OP)
>catched
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:20:04 AM No.211558230
>>211544130 (OP)
He did. Probably murdered every living thing too, hence the inevitable suicide attempts.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:33:48 AM No.211559071
>>211554928
a reference to an old groundhog day thread from over 10 years ago that's not worth explaining in details, there's just nothing clever or interesting about it.
ignore all catchedposters.
Replies: >>211561259
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:38:45 AM No.211559366
>>211548906
Kek
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:11:34 AM No.211561259
>>211559071
>catched
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:19:06 AM No.211564781
>>211544130 (OP)
Two chicks at the same time man
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:50:10 AM No.211566412
>>211544902
Why are you faggots not in your containment board?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:53:59 AM No.211566613
>>211557280
It shares the same race of people as India, Pakistan, London, and Guyana, retard.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:54:22 AM No.211566632
>>211544145
ESLtard moment
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:02:36 AM No.211567051
>>211544130 (OP)
it'd be boring after a while. I was catched in a time loop for a few months and after the first few years fucking everything that moved grew a little stale, a couple of decades after that I cut down quite a bit, and in the following lifetime I stopped for a weekend.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:05:37 AM No.211567207
>catched
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:06:42 AM No.211567245
>>211548929
win win?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:09:06 AM No.211567352
>>211566412
Keep crying, cunt.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:19:00 AM No.211567831
>>211544281
>>211566632
Anyone who found 4chan after 2016 needs to be permabanned
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:21:51 AM No.211567987
>>211566412
I must be a faggot Houdini because I made your ass hurt without even touching you.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:23:15 AM No.211568061
>>211544130 (OP)
why is this poster so ass? a random fiver indian could do a better photoshop job
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:02:55 AM No.211569692
>>211545991
>secondly, how long do you think it would take before he gets tired of having to do the seduction steps over and over every single day and just moves to rape
realistically day three or four
just because you can get infinite retries doesn't mean you're somehow not horny the whole time
you're going to have 10,000 years of sexual need in the first 10,000 years
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:09:01 AM No.211569939
>catched
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:19:02 AM No.211570367
>repeating a 90s day in white, small town America
Take me back, bros.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:19:26 AM No.211570385
>>211545330
i'd be too scared to do anything crazy you never know when the day wont reset again
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:22:48 AM No.211570539
>>211566412
faggotry is so normalized for zoomers that its not even distinct to them anymore
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:24:39 AM No.211570617
Stupid pajeet poster
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:40:48 AM No.211571373
>>211570539
You oughta know, sweetie.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:30:04 AM No.211573583
>catched
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:28:42 AM No.211575895
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I think this movie is clever and its absolutely right Murray wouldnt speak to Ramis who tried to ruin its potential.

Do you ever try to work out when something changed in that final day? I genuinely cannot figure it out and everytime he appears to be surprised at something he will say something like "same old same old" to realise he already had this moment. Fuck off to redditors who say its because he bought the insurance and that fixed it.