If I'd been driving that snowplow it wouldn't have gone down like that

Penis presence?

>>211548727 (OP)
there would have been a lot of snow in that cabin?

Knob notice?

It was 100% a humiliation ritual. The 911 call being leaked, the photos in hospital with family, the interview about it afterwards etc. He clearly wanted to level up in the hierarchy

dick diagnosis?

Prick predicament?

>>211549010
How exactly did this help him level up? He's forgotten about.

schlong status?

>>211548727 (OP)
Phallus profile?

>Dude nearly loses his life in an accident
>Let's joke about his dick falling off

God I hate this board so much some times.

dong wronged?

weiner whereabouts?

>>211549257
cry more fag

>>211549331
How about you grow up?

>>211549232
You're not thinking about the right hierarchy

It's gone.

Yes, I am referring to "that".

>>211549257
YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN

>>211548727 (OP)
Willie whereabouts?

Shaft situation?

>>211548727 (OP)
erection emplacement?

>>211548727 (OP)
I wouldn’t have done anything, I would have listened to the snowplow and that’s what no one did.

this meme is so fucking stupid but i giggle like an idiot every time

phallus furloughed

Sausage synopsis?

>mfw le hecking hawkeye arrives on the operating table and I have to save his penis but instead I take it and put it in a jar of formadelhyde and tell him we couldn't save it

>>211548727 (OP)
Nub news?

>Saying his comments were "ridiculous ... irresponsible ... [and] insensitive," actor Mark Wahlberg has now apologized for saying he would have stopped 9/11 hijackers if he had been on one of the planes, Reuters reports.
>Actor Mark Wahlberg, in a new interview with Men's Journal, talks about what he thinks would have happened if he had been on one of the planes hijacked on Sept. 11, 2001:
>"If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, 'OK, we're going to land somewhere safely, don't worry.' "

>>211548727 (OP)
Wang wellness?

Dong depiction?

>>211548727 (OP)
Pee-pee prognosis?

Diddle distinction?

>>211549368
How about you give me a rod report?

>>211549462
That one that cares if people who should be famous aren't so they can be used as leverage? I don't think YOU are thinking about the right one.

>>211548727 (OP)
>HOLY FUCK GUISE I GOT COMPLETELY FLATTENED BY A 50 TON SNOW PLOW
>actually looks like he got into a minor bar fight
>appears on Joe Rogan a year later 100% healthy
What a load of bullshit. Typical Hollywood attention seeking bitch

>>211549010
>911 call being leaked
Sauce

>>211548727 (OP)
trans prognosis?

>According to a 2023 article in Vanity Fair, Renner first told the paramedic, "My life is over. I'm fucked. Black Widow's going to leave me."[213] According to the report, Renner exploded into an angry tirade when the paramedic would not allow him to dig his severed penis out of the snow. In what Vanity Fair was later told was an attempt at suicide by cop,[213] Renner said to the arresting officer, "Fucking snowplows... the snowplows are responsible for all the wars in the world. Are you a snowplow?"[214][215] When asked for a shlong status, Renner's only reply was "Cocksicle." [216]
oh my God

Member Memo?

>>211549686
I already am, sweetie.

>>211551037
>"Fucking snowplows... the snowplows are responsible for all the wars in the world. Are you a snowplow?"[214][215] When asked for a shlong status, Renner's only reply was "Cocksicle."
literally lol'd out loud

fireman fate?

Johnson jeopardy?

Dingaling description?

Cock condition?