>having to snuggle with fatass Heidi under the same dirty blanket
>smelling her unwashed vagina, the one that looked like a petite flower just a year ago when she flashed it for you
>hearing the water bears fiddle inside her stomach, the sound makes it almost seem like she's being eaten alive
>she farts, and it reeks even more putrid, the scent of rotten eggs fill your nose
>you struggle to move away, but her shrill voice bellows right in your direction, her breath having a cheesy flavor to it
>"SNUGGLE"

>tfw girlfriend

I should rewatch southpark

>>211555077
Nah, just look up "Heidi farts on Cartman". It'll save you tons of time

>>211551454
A sassy, gassy girlfriend at that.