Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:05:42 PM No.211551058
Only dumb /r/prequelmemes zoomers would disagree. Can't wait to see them fight with the kids who grew up with the Sequels thoughbeit.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:10:46 PM No.211551300
hoisted by their own petard
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:10:58 PM No.211551311
>>211551058 (OP)
Hi Jew!
Hi Jew!
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:13:12 PM No.211551430
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:14:48 PM No.211551514
I was at an after hours party in Modesto, California last night and Lucas was there.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw him.
He was completely naked, on his hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking him, one in the ass and one in the mouth. His eyes were rolled into the back of his head, and he was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on his forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking him in the mouth bust a nut down his throat, and he swallowed it all. He then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of his lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in his face. I bent down in front of him and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in his face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you made Star Wars". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and he was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw him.
He was completely naked, on his hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking him, one in the ass and one in the mouth. His eyes were rolled into the back of his head, and he was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on his forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking him in the mouth bust a nut down his throat, and he swallowed it all. He then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of his lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in his face. I bent down in front of him and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in his face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you made Star Wars". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and he was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:16:47 PM No.211551604
>Only dumb /r/prequelmemes zoomers would disagree. Can't wait to see them fight with the kids who grew up with the Sequels thoughbeit.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:20:46 PM No.211551794
Unironic question,
Is there a single bigger cope in all of filmmaking then 'people will like the sequels in 10/15/20/200 years'?
You just know once GenXers see a few small groups of retards defending the sequels at 1/1000th the numbers of those that now shill the prequels, GenXers will desperately latch onto them like journalists latch onto every new shitty release, calling it 'the new paradigm' and the 'word of the majority' for a month until it flops and they latch onto the next one. It'll be the Dragon Age: The Veilguard's marketing cycle every week for ten years until the GenXers die, convinced whatever month it presently is is the month their shitty obsessions with 9 gay ass films that ruined scifi in the west and made it for midwits with short attention spans will finally be vindicated.
There are no good Star Wars films. Just a small group of good games and books swimming in a sea of meh.
Is there a single bigger cope in all of filmmaking then 'people will like the sequels in 10/15/20/200 years'?
You just know once GenXers see a few small groups of retards defending the sequels at 1/1000th the numbers of those that now shill the prequels, GenXers will desperately latch onto them like journalists latch onto every new shitty release, calling it 'the new paradigm' and the 'word of the majority' for a month until it flops and they latch onto the next one. It'll be the Dragon Age: The Veilguard's marketing cycle every week for ten years until the GenXers die, convinced whatever month it presently is is the month their shitty obsessions with 9 gay ass films that ruined scifi in the west and made it for midwits with short attention spans will finally be vindicated.
There are no good Star Wars films. Just a small group of good games and books swimming in a sea of meh.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:24:06 PM No.211551978
>>211551946
unironically seehting this hard
unironically seehting this hard
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:25:08 PM No.211552023
>>211551058 (OP)
These are not sequels, this is Disney. This is the Disney Trilogy.
These are not sequels, this is Disney. This is the Disney Trilogy.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:28:35 PM No.211552223
>make 3 movies with the sole purpose of shitting on the original characters as much as possible
>hurr these are the better trilogy
nope
>hurr these are the better trilogy
nope
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:28:41 PM No.211552229
>>211551514
I thought he had a sweet belt buckle
I thought he had a sweet belt buckle
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:29:35 PM No.211552272
>>211551946
this nigga made being anti-unironically unironically his whole personality lmao
this nigga made being anti-unironically unironically his whole personality lmao
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:30:52 PM No.211552330
>>211551946
In the absence of irony, what did he mean by this?
In the absence of irony, what did he mean by this?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:38:01 PM No.211552655
>>211551058 (OP)
>Can't wait to see them fight with the kids who grew up with the Sequels
What kids?
No one's invested in Disney Wars. The recent Fortnite event had an extremely low player count. No one's buying the merch in droves either. The IP's dead.
>Can't wait to see them fight with the kids who grew up with the Sequels
What kids?
No one's invested in Disney Wars. The recent Fortnite event had an extremely low player count. No one's buying the merch in droves either. The IP's dead.