How does he rebound his career?

>>211551768 (OP)
How can you be jewish and fail at Hollywood? Just shake (rub) some hands

>>211552120
Almost as if being jewish doesn't actually mean you automatically win and it has more to do with nepotism and good (female) looks / favors

he should try being a serious actor

>>211551768 (OP)
After he had his little meltdown about being just the "fat funny, unfuckable guy" and all the weight fluctuations - he's been a bit lost.

Just stop trying so hard to be cool and sexy, and just fully embrace the comedy. Lean into being the old wise Jew who can just sigh & shrug for a laugh.

I've always loved the guy, but that movie he did with the black girlfriend was one of the worst things I've ever seen. He needs to really consider his next move, because whatever that was ain't it.

>>211551768 (OP)
he must create a shot-for-shot recreation of The Surfer where he plays every character

>>211551768 (OP)
He needs to go back on Ornella to deliver the witty comeback we spent a decade coming up with

>>211551768 (OP)
>rebound
oh i see what you did there

>>211551768 (OP)
he morphs into a bouncy ball and fights off an arena of japanese insects to earn his freedom from the wishmaster and morph back (but he decides not to in the end). it basically writes itself

>>211553217
/Thread

>ASK ME ABOUT MY WEINER

>>211552120
He's not likable unless he's a fat goofball