Why couldnt old Malfoy just be bald?

moids are very precious about their hair. Arthur Weasley didn't even have his trademark bald spot.

>>211553809 (OP)
The hair is his defining physical feature

men who wear wigs are incredibly based

imagine not giving a fuck to that extent

>>211553809 (OP)
Why would a wizard be bald? They could just conjure up hair with a flick of their wand.

>>211553949
That's the exact opposite of not giving a fuck
Embracing baldness would be not giving a fuck

Call me retarded but why is he old if they are just remaking the movies when they're all kids?

Imagine balding before 40

>>211553809 (OP)
Because of the insanely rigid physical standards placed on men. If he was to take his shirt off, he would also be required to be roided out and dehydrated.

>>211554777
I dont have to imagine. Like malfoy, i started balding at 16

>>211554739
Because with the wig he basically looks like a kid again

>>211555748
Yeah he looks just like Isaac in the films

Because nobody respects a man whos own hair deserts him.

>>211556923
I feel sick

>>211555697
Based and high test pilled

>>211556923
dude just shave it off, who cares if women don't like you

>>211557317
Kek thats such a massive cope thoughbeit

>>211553949
Travolta was mocked for years for taking a permanent marker to his hrad
More than for the masseur stuff

>>211556923
those dumb fucking dances the normies do on that app always look so retarded

>>211553949
It shows fighting spirit. They werent willing to bend over and let the norwood reaper fuck them in the ass

>>211557398
I like it when women like me

>>211553809 (OP)
Its called accuracy to the source material
You wouldn't know that in an age where raceswaps are praised

>>211557519
They like you for what you provide, not you, so better focus on that if you want them

>hairlets coping ITT
neekeris of youre old enough to be bald you shouldnt be on this website

>weak bait
>youre retarded
>coping!!!!

>>211557641
>spending your 20s here
you are not as smart as you think

>>211557811
Anon Im 31 but have a full head of beautiful hair

the last wizard who was bald killed dumbledore and tried to destroy hogwarts

>>211557715
How is looking like a pedo trucker remotely chad?

>>211557715
Came here to post this

>>211557846
and how does that make sense in relation to>>211557641?

>>211557966
It doesnt?

>>211557877
So baldies are evil in the potterverse?

>>211554290
only turkish wizards know the spell

>>211556923
Gay dancing aside, those pieces look really good.

>>211557612
Women like when you provide them a cute boyfriend to hug and kiss

>>211557398
>who cares if women don't like you
Not those guys