Looks like an African American person did get attached to this film after all.

fantastic 4 is so fucking lame

>>211557378
Don't you have a country to rule

>>211557434
Israel?

>>211557311 (OP)
What the fuck are you talking about you schizo, Jesus Christ speak normally

>>211558134
Are you blind? Does your browser not display imsges?

>>211557311 (OP)
F4 movies are never going to be appealing to a wide audience anyway.

>>211557311 (OP)
This shits gonna bomb

>>211557311 (OP)

>>211557311 (OP)
LMAO

>>211557311 (OP)

>>211557311 (OP)
Looks like someone took a sickly shit.

>>211557311 (OP)
They put the hard plastic bits in these just to make sure your mom bitches about you trying to beat the shit out of your brother with them.
Dickheads should just leave it all foam.

How many times have they tried to remake this boring shit now?

>>211558803
Is that this image put through AI?

>>211561045
Had the same thought

>>211557311 (OP)
im so tired of seeing nonwhites on products.

Why do they all get different powers from the same source? Is this ever explained?

>>211559498
kek

>>211557884
latveria

>>211562399
The comics have linked their powers to their personalities sometimes
>Reed has his mind stretched over a thousand fields
>Sue often felt invisible as a young woman
>Johnny is a hot head
>Ben is the very definition of tough guy

>>211562399
Genetics. Just like mutants.

>>211563287
>Ben is the very definition of tough guy
Ben is of jewish descent and he turned into a rock golem, which is a creature from the Kabbalah.

>>211563395
They both work really

> Pedro hands you these
> He makes creepy direct eye contact with you

>>211565181
Neon glow dildo grip! Doesn't slip!

>>211557311 (OP)
Do they really NEED all those languages on the box just to say "Try Me" How fucking stupid are these foreigners?

>>211565840
You mean how stupid are you. On the same part of the box is says it's for 5-year olds.

>>211565840

Toys are made in some Vietnamese factory. Cheaper to make one box and toss them on the boat.

>>211557311 (OP)
Hulk hands, Thing hands, and Spider-Man web shooters that spray silly string are some of the most fun toys I had as a kid

>>211557311 (OP)
They'll spray paint them brown for the 30th anniversary of Dogma in a couple years.

>>211565181
>>211557311 (OP)
Jurassic World won

Can Marvel take the fucking hint already that nobody cares about Fantastic Four
>stretchy scientist man that looks fucking goofy in CGI live action
>Dollar Tree Hulk
>literally who
>literally who
It spawned one memorable character for boomers(Silver Surfer) and they try to milk it forever

>>211557311 (OP)
Those fists look like impacted turds

IT'S STEALING TIME

>>211566930
What good is this toy if it can't be actually submerged in water?

>>211563287
It's also based in the classical elements. Rock and fire are obvious, but Sue pushes things with her mind (wind) and Reed flows around stuff like water.

It was a different time

>>211568349
Wait they made feet??

>>211561045
no but the first time I saw that fish n chips someone immediately put it over the arm. don't have it though.

They just retooled the hulk hands. Its just typical hasbro being cheap.

>>211568349
Chad toybiz vs virgin hasbro

>>211568588
They also made white children in 2000s.

>>211557311 (OP)
These look like giant turds if they were only the corn.

>>211569188
is that even possible? corny poop that comes out completely as corn?

>>211557311 (OP)
>nuggie hands

>>211568349
>it's clobberin time
>pretend to be your abusive father!