Why would anyone watch this?

>>211559515 (OP)
because the cover looked cool

>>211559567
Looks like boomer bait

You should however read the Deathstalker series by Simon R Green as they are ridiculous over the top space opera with everything and the kitchen sink thrown in.

>>211560117
yeah it looks cool

>>211559515 (OP)
>sexy babes
>monsters
>sword and sorcery

It says what it is right there on the tin

>>211561190
You mean the gor series?

>>211559515 (OP)
Wise fwom youw gwave! UwU
https://youtu.be/hihEhsdwiIk

>>211561405
But not everyone is an incel

>>211562791
Trying to hard

>>211559515 (OP)
Because it's fucking kino and better than most fantasy coming out now. Reminds me a lot of Rance as well, wonder if there was any influence. Shame Lana Clarkson got pointlessly killed by an evil kike.

>>211561190
>>211559515 (OP)
Well, I know what I'm watching tonight. Surprised this wasn't already in my SnS folder.

>>211562917

>>211559515 (OP)
golden axe lookin ahh cover

>>211559515 (OP)
Rape

>>211559515 (OP)
Every fantasy game/novel/movie had that exact same cover in the 1980s.

>>211563176
why do zoomers talk like jeff goldblum?

>>211559515 (OP)
>Why would anyone watch this?
Because it was friday night at blockbuster and you were looking for something to watch you hadn't seen before.
For a shitty straight to video fantasy movie it isn't the worst entry in the genre by a long shot.
If you're someone who watched beast master 2 and said "I wish this movie wasn't good" then the deathstalker series are for you.

>>211559515 (OP)
you had to be there (i wasn't)
claiming best girl

>>211559515 (OP)
I just watched it last weekend and it was great; stupid as shit and nothing but gratuitous nudity and groping but it doesn't claim to be anything deep. Solid shitty sword and sorcery jam with half-naked oiled buff dudes fighting eachother and groping half-naked young women who get passed around (it would suck to be a female in that universe for sure).
>>211562791
None of that is "incel" tastes, retard. I wish that stupid ass term along with "cuck" "chud" "troon" "tranny" all all this other newfag vernacular would be autobanned or wordfiltered to something entertaining. Kill yourself or develop vocabulary.
>>211563150
She was my favorite rapebait. That guy was a total chump.

>>211565195
Life ahh finds a way

>>211559515 (OP)
the cover, you literally just posted why

>>211559515 (OP)
I'll have my revenge...and Deathstalker two

>>211562838
Good morning saar

>>211562925
What else is in it besides Conan?

>>211563284
>>211567784
Rape is moraly bad retard

>>211559515 (OP)
Because you've already seen
>Conan The Barbarian
>The Beastmaster
>Conquest
>Yor: The Hunter From The Future
>The Sword & The Sorcerer
>Conan The Destroyer
>Fire & Ice
Hell, you've even sat through Barbarian Queen as well as a few other far lesser titles (Red Sonya).
So why not Deathstalker, as ridiculously awful as it is?
Or Deathstalker 2, for that matter?
It's like embarking on an epic journey that gradually becomes increasingly less epic, only to quit when you're almost at the end, no matter how horribly wretched that end may be.
Buy the ticket, take the ride.
And literally no one likes a quitter.

Also, can Krull, Legend or Masters Of The Universe (with Dolph Lundgren) be included within this genre?
How about medieval kinos like Excalibur or Flesh & Blood?

>>211561606
this one was fucking weird. You are brought back to life to fight for a wizard.
First you're a werewolf, then you're a dragon. If you get enough power you turn into a lightning-coated skeleton man.
The first boss was a huge ogre in a graveyard who threw is own head at you

>>211559515 (OP)
So they can do a comedy review of it on their Youtube channel.

>>211570085
Yeah only grifters watch this nowadays. No fucking way anyone would genuinely watch this if not for content because its so dated

>>211569806
>random stuff the developers thought were cool
SOVL

>>211559515 (OP)
the guard getting turned into a woman is peak AGP

>>211562791
>Having testosterone makes you an incel lmao, getting buttfucked five times a day doesn't make you a stud

Deathstalker 1 is good

>>211559515 (OP)
I fucking loved that film, the robot was peak. Its like FF2, so bad it wraps back around to good again. Same FF2 vibes too.

>>211568560
Thats not Ai if thats what your implying , Sanjay

>>211569336
traditional speaking the hero is supposed to be a relative nobody with some mundane personal stake in their quest, so epic heroes like King Arthur kind of go against the genre

>>211570383
>getting buttfucked five times a day doesn't make you a stud
Umm yeah?

>>211570872
>He cant figure out why hes got called a jeet
Do the needful pls saar do not redeem

>>211568365
Came into the thread just to see this, thanks for not disappointing anon

>>211570445
what robot? what?

>>211570308
Oh, yeah. I can't even watch it. It's too intense.

>>211575144
Thats a man

>>211575517
You are correct.

Was this the movie that had a random bar brawl/celebration scene with the gladiators, including a bunch of random women being thrown (literally, I remember one of their breasts popping out of the costume when landing) into a mud wrestling pit in slow motion

>>211559515 (OP)
Because it's a legitimately hilarious. My buddies and I stumbled upon it on Netflix way back in 2011, thinking it was some boring fantasy film, and within 5 minutes we were shouting at the television.

>>211559515 (OP)
I like any "shit happens" movie

Crap am on a live action videogame phase and is not as bad as I expected, besides everything being 6 hours longplay

>>211575796
Holy shit it is
You have no idea how long this scene has been living my head rent free popping out every now and then.

>>211568874
>>The Beastmaster
>>Conquest
>>Yor: The Hunter From The Future
>>The Sword & The Sorcerer
are any of these remotely comparable to the first conan? i need something like it

>>211576168
those are some good breasts

>>211576280
No

Arnold's Conan sticks out in this genre like clint eastwood on a western

>>211576280
Not at all. Those movies are all shit and mega cheesy but they're extremely fun to watch with a bunch of bros, or if you're looking for "GOD DAMNIT THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME" fantasy sex scenes.
Like I vaguely recall a movie called "The Amazons"(which makes it incredibly ass to look for) where two rivals/queens/princesses/something are fighting over power in their society, and it results in this four minute naked catfight scene that's perfectly framed in darkness and shadow with only enough light to make the actresses bodies look absolutely sex, and that catfight ends in them hatefully/passionately making out and it amazes me how like five decades ago some random people in Z-list hollywood would have the same fetishes as I would.

>>211559515 (OP)
because you have an itch for more Conan style movies and you know it's not as good but like a junkie taking whatever he can get, you watch it anyway, and realize it has its own charm

>>211576168
that actually looks like it hurt as a stunt, like there wasn't any padding on the landing

>>211577355
I'm guessing the inner layer is your standard old mud pit which are usually very bouncy and padded.
>>211576644
It's called War Goddess(1973) and a quick google search will lead you to some ruskie website with the full movie.

>>211559515 (OP)
Because it's awesome. I have seen all 4

>>211568365
most kino title drop in the history of cinema. I was absolutely blown away

>>211571083
Trying to hard

>>211559515 (OP)
i'm guessing it was made in an era where free porn wasn't available all over the internet.

All we had was Cinemax. It was both dark times and better times, because at least Cinemax porn was actually hot.

>>211565195
Because they get autocensored by their shitty normie platforms so much that half their slang is just trying to get around the censor.

>>211565195
because when they are born, the doctor immediately straps a cellphone to their face. They don't know what human contact really is, so like aliens they just learn to mimic human behavior based on what they see on the internet. Basically, zoomers are the Pod People, and they should all be set on fire.

>>211566154
>Monique Gabrielle
Spectacular scene in Evil Toons

>>211568617
morals are for faggots. i do what i want.

>>211576644
Those random people in Z-list hollywood are the reasons you have those fetishes, Anon.

>>211575796
they reused most of that scene for the second movie, strange thing to do

Couple observations I had about Deathstalker was how the blonde warrior woman kept her tits out the whole movie except during the party and revelry in the palace, where she had them covered.
I like the early part of the movie, Deathstalker just randomly eats on any food that's been cooked or laying around as he travels around and people ramble about world building shit and he does not give two fucks. Food, drink, fucking, and killing is all he worries about, barbarians ain't gonna be sowing crops or writing ballads and shit.

>>211576644
That sounds absolutely fantastic.
>>211578128
Conan the Destroyer redid the Orgy music from Barbarian, but just reshow the whole scene as is?

>>211578565
Man that looked like shit

>>211576644
>>211577765
MUH

>>211579368
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>211579437
CK

>>211559567
This

>Hero saves a woman from getting raped
>Rapes her instead
Hilarious kino

>>211578565
dont think they reused the whole thing but used enough to pad out the rest of the scene, also reused a shot where a guy was being dragged through a forest. confused me a bit when i first saw it, thought something was wrong with my copy of the movie

>>211576280
Beastmaster was good for its time but has aged poorly.
Masters of the Universe fits in there too.

Give coomers a tit and they will bend over backwards to defend your movie.

This is the best movie ever you behind me praise the movie too

Back in the straight-to video era if there was a hit flick made on the cheap, there were a dozen independent studios willing to make their knock-off version to put in Blockbuster as quick as possible.

>>211579541
>>211578128
>>211578565
its also in one of the other sequels as well and not just 2, 3 or 4 also have it

>>211579743
Coomers should be shot

>>211559515 (OP)
>he doesn't like tits and beheadings
I knew you zoomers were a bunch of faggots.

>>211579743
This

>>211559515 (OP)
So you know what makes a bad movie.

>>211579625
Beastmaster has absolute KINO final battle though. I think it's a pretty fun movie in general.

>>211577765
>>211576644
The tonal shift of the ending is bizarro. Amazons all get killed or enslaved by the romangreek dudes, and then straight to comedy banter between heroman and amazon queen about marriage and womens rights.

>>211579466
Is it weird that I like this?

>>211559515 (OP)
I love how all the four movies have the same general plot (evil wizard has usurped the throne and Deathstalker helps the princess reclaim it), each sequel is a reboot, even featuring reused footage, yet the fourth movie pretends that it was all a coherent story as a way to get away with more reused footage in the intro.

>>211583843
Yes anon, I'm afraid you're extremely gay if you enjoyed a scene of two attractive naked oiled up women making out.

Keen for the 2025 reboot but fear they won't do it justice with regards to tits and ass

>>211584030
>Patton Oswald

>>211579625
>>211582126
I can't watch Beastmaster because of what happens to the ferret

>>211584874
Wat

>>211586157
kodo dies :^(

>>211562917
>>211576168
>>211578565
>>211579368
>>211579437
>>211579466
I love boobies

>>211559515 (OP)
Someone should make a rendition of this pic where it's Chudjak saving Troonjak from a nigger.

>>211559515 (OP)
For all the misogyny in this film, it did get really close to passing the Bechdel test in this scene, but none of them had arguably a "meaningful" conversation.

>>211588165
No, they shouldn't, because wojak propagators need to be systematically euthanized and we don't need that shit ruining more images on the Internet. Kill yourself painfully.

>>211574567
Wrong Deathstalker, I was thinking of the sequel IV: Match of Titans

>>211561190
Only the first book is good. The next two get stale as soon as you realize Green can only write one type of quippy sarcastic know-it-all character. There's no differentiation between the sassy femme fatale or the ancient warrior who spent 1000 years in cryo or the cruel empress, they all have the same annoying speech patterns. I never read past book 3.

>>211561606
I
THINK I SEE
AN ALTERED BEAST
IN MY DREAMS

because it's
sick
asf
as fuck

barbarian sleaze is wicked

>>211559567
Why modern covers are no longer as kino and soulful as OP's?

titties

this movie zooms right in and holds for a bizarre amount of time on a little girl flashing her underwear while running probably made by jews

a horse crushes a duck in this one

this one's alright for being newer shit

titties

red sonja sucks but it looks great

>>211560117
True it's not the TERRIFYING prospect of wandering around in empty office rooms zoomie.

twins

pyun's first and best-looking movie

this is just a fistful of dollars with david carradine and the female lead has her tits out the whole time

>>211589736
I love Amazons. One of my favorite low budget S&S movies, alongside Conquest and Sorceress.
If you do exploitation, might as well go all in. That can unironically carry your movie. Unlike something like Hundra, that has an awesome opening 20 minutes and then turns to boring shit.

>>211559515 (OP)
Deathstalker 2 is better IMO

>>211589905
>that has an awesome opening 20 minutes and then turns to boring shit
cmon the last ten minutes are good too, one of the best deaths ever filmed.

>>211589699
I think I confuse this with Krull a lot

>>211589959
krull is way better

>>211589935
Absolutely carried by Ennio Morricone's score.

>>211567784
'Incel' is unironically only used by old women and low t dudes thinking that white knighting will get them laid. Some baiters thrown in here & there ofc but I've seen people use it IRL and its always matched that rule, chinless freaks and old roasties

this one is famous from that gay youtube show but if you can get past the two faggots it's actually pretty good and looks great

forgot one of the greats

>>211589981
I think the shapeshifter guy was supposed to be seen as a nice dude that's friendly with kids but it comes off as diddler vibes if you watch it now

>>211588271
>misogyny

>>211588271
>misogyny
Why are there so many fucking faggots on here now? Is it because Israel has the highest post count by far or you people are just faggots who fell for the bait?

>>211559515 (OP)
So you could watch the sequel after which was awesome

Deathstalker 3 was such a fucking letdown, holy shit. Even worse than Barbarian Queen 2.

>>211568365
actual un ironic kino. I even basedfaced

>>211590142
>Barbarian Queen 2
they fucked this movie up so hard not getting the evil brat's huge tits out after she's magically aged up to like 16 at the end

>>211589830
Crazy how he went from this, Cyborg and Nemesis to.. well, the other Nemesis movies and that other Sword and the Sorcerer movie.

>>211568365
They followed the Army of Darkness formula well

>>211590198
don't forget the sequel to streets of fire

>>211590198
>Nemesis
I still can't believe Nemesis 3 had an honest to god death by musclegirl sex scene.

>>211589989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_qHJKAAack

oh yeah the young girl in this is smoking hot but unfortunately sybil danning didn't get her cans out

>>211590321
>Caligula exploitation but somehow tamer AND danning stays clothed
I still have the DVD but I sure was pretty miffed after watching it.

>>211590251
He sure loved his muscle ladies in his later years.

>>211590251
Still can't believe Brigitte Nielsen never actually her tits. Saw her in some trashy horror movie called 937 Evil or something like that, as a Satanist shop owner. She was hot there.

>>211560117
based boomers

>>211590280
Too many notes, just cut a few and It'll be perfect.

For me? It's Deathstalker 2: Duel of Titans

>>211590109
>>211590112
Sorry you're triggered? It's a joke to lean into my observation of it almost passing the Bechdel test which would've been hilariously ironic considering the state of females in that film. How about you post some cool screens instead of just a kneejerk reaction to a trigger word like you're a tumblrina from a decade ago?

>>211590429
She shows her tits and masturbates on camera in Domino.

>>211559515 (OP)
I watched this and was literally shaking at all the rape and female nudity

>>211559515 (OP)
Archetypal fantasy movie with muscled heroes and scantily clad but capable women? Why the hell *wouldn't* anyone watch this?

>>211590462
The one good thing about Conan The Destroyer, and why Basil was the GOAT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDJaYsPJUdg&t=226s

>>211570308
>>211575144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPXhL36Uj90

>>211590704
Rape

>>211590753
And Morricone's Red Sonia.

>>211590841
Are you trying to dissuade me? It's not working.

>>211590886
Anon consented to watch this B movie we all saw it

If he then goes on a critical rampage about bad cinema is not my fault

>>211568365
Basado. Watched this on the tail end of a sword and sorcery marathon and it's hilarious.

>>211568874
This is before you start watching crap like The Amazons and Sorceress

>>211591024
Ain't no bad cinema in this thread.

>>211590753
>The one good thing about Conan The Destroyer
the queen's pussy slip is good too

>>211559515 (OP)
because it was on the Plinketto 1

>>211591167
No losers here only winners

>>211591178
The what

>>211591385
the queen's pussy slip

>>211563150
Jk Simmons?

It's crazy that, after the first two Ator movies, the director went full on arthouse movie with Iron Warrior.
I don't think it was really worth it, but Ator was always kinda bottom of the barrel anyway.

Anons who want to see some lizardmen in their fantasy movies should check out Archer: Fugitive from the Empire. It was originally a pilot to a sword & sorcery show that didn't get picked up, so they added more footage and turned it into a movie.

>>211590819
Damn AGP...

>>211592110
Ator was pure ass

>>211565721
>someone who watched beast master 2 and said "I wish this movie wasn't good"

>>211560117
I know
I can't watch anything if the cover isn't black with a few colors bleeding in or a photoshoped collage of heads

>>211566154
I don't know if anyone else has talked about her filmography, but I am glad RLM is doing their part in bringing her work to a new generation. I only knew her as stripper in Bachelor Party

>>211592949
I knew her from amazon women on the moon

>>211593330
Oh man that one takes me back. The only part I remember is the "Video Pirates" segment.

>>211590585
>knee-jerk
I already said its sometimes just used to troll but you're confirming you're the chinless type lmao

>>211559515 (OP)
its simple, you watch it if youre a deeply closeted american man

>>211589981
Really cool fantasy and sci-fi blend, but I think people got frustrated because they wanted one or the other. Too bad.

>>211589785
>Something something liminal space

>>211593643
Watched it recently is all good the pacing the editing and the jokes

Am surprised is not more of a cult classic, is better than most women from movies

I like da sexy barbarien womens

The new Red Sonja movie needs to have that 80s Deathstalker vibe with titty shots. But it will be much closer to the Dungeons and Dragons: Honor among Thieves movie.

You could probably make these kinds of movies for really cheap these days and get great casting by hanging out outside of a gym in LA. So where are they? Where's the surge of low budget fantasy movies made by a nerd with too much money?

>>211597023
Because modern movie makers just can't play that genre straight. They think coating everything in ten layers of irony, or turning it into a shitty comedy will make their movie bulletproof towards any and all criticism.

>>211559515 (OP)
It's the only movie I know of where the MC is both a rapist and a hero. Very Rance-like as some other anon put it, it's peak.
Not a fan of the sequels tho. Goofy meta slop is rarely ever good.

>>211590819
For some reason my brain confuses this scene for the movie Stardust.

>>211592250
What is AGP?

>>211596986
the new red sonja is directed by a literal tranny

>>211562791
>But not everyone is an incel

>>211562838
>>211577856
Trying to hard what? Finish your sentence, Rajesh.

>>211598456
The tranny also directed Solomon Kane (before he trooned out). That's the copium that people who still hope for Red Sonja to be good are huffing.

>>211598456
anal gape play.

>>211598570
meant for >>211598463

>>211598463
But one of the perverted ones, not the virtue signaling ones. First thing he did when he joined the project was fire the black lead, toss out the woke script, and confirm the slutty armor was going to be in the movie.

>>211584874
The ""Panther"" died IRL after getting poisoned by licking the paint they used to make him black

>>211597023
I'm broke as shit but I'd love to get involved in something creative like that. I have tools and stuff I'd like to make armor and weapons. It might not be a good movie but the costumes and props will look fucking awesome.

>>211589410
I stopped giving a fuck about any actual plot and just read for whatever concepts he could throw in.
Especially when it shifts to new protagonists.
His style for better or worse is his style, it's the same in all his pulp detective fantasy or spy novels.

>>211598776
kwab

>>211598553
Sorry Sanjay but this isn’t ESL class

>>211598456
autogynephilia

>>211559515 (OP)
Looks awesome. Zoomer genocide now

>>211599744
That's a shame, Rajesh. If it was, you might learn the difference between "to" and "too."

>>211600286
Not him but can you take this bullshit to some other thread? We all fucking hate indians you don't need show off that you speak proper English. There is finally a good thread for once and you're shitting it up.

>>211559515 (OP)
Because it's awesome

>>211590250
>>211590321
man movies used to be so cool

>>211590819
>those comments

>>211584874
Bro sacrificed himself to save his best bud and his family. I admit as a kid it messed me up though.

>Rapestalker

>>211591167
The only good ones posted here are conan. Others are dogshit trash with straight up nudity, yuck

>>211600768
>cool
Incel perma virgin vernacular

I rented so many shit movies like this just because the cover looked cool and I had no way of looking up a trailer before I saw it

>>211602678
Youre a braindead millenial and it shows

>>211590628
Bless

>>211602793
Do you ever think that shitting on the youth might not be the way to go? I know they aren't young anymore but you've been doing it for decades and you also shit on zoomers and gen alpha. Is this working for you? Are things going the way you like?

>>211560117
it is, and you are a retarded zoomer/millennial

>>211575144
>ur mom imagines you with tits
wtf lois you deserve to get chubbed up by hal ya weirdo slut

>>211593330
Oh, that looks like a good one. Will check it out, thanks.

>>211568560
>>211598553
your bait is stupid and you should be ashamed

>>211603654
My mockery of bad ESL grammar is not bait.

>>211568617
So is murder and killing and there's thousands of movies you can watch on that.

>>211559515 (OP)
We need a revival of badass, violent, sword & sorcery epics to combat capeslop
But unfortunately the industry is too pozzed to have the balls to make a new Conan the Barbarian movie (Amazon killed a streaming series because the attached producer found the series to be too full of toxic masculinity)

>>211579368
I will now watch your movie

>>211589761
I love the music in Red Sonja too. Loved that movie as a kid, as an adult I obviously realize it's not very good and has some hilariously bad acting but some really cool sequences. Still a fun flick. I remember thinking the part where Arnold fights the mechanical sea monster thing was amazing when I was young, don't know if it holds up now. Maybe I'll actually watch this all the way through again.

>>211579368
>>211579437
>>211579466
Lesbian hatefucking is an underexplored genre in cinema, and that's a shame.

>>211590429
Didn't she appear in Playboy?

>>211602952
What kind of projection is this? Get fuckt millenial jack ass. Youre whats wrong with our society today

>>211603654
Shut up the fuck up jeet

>>211603851
But youre fetishizing it which makes it wrong

>>211605051
Yeah right everything was great until millenials came along. You faggots sold us out before I even turned 18 and now you blame me for the things you did.

>>211562791
reddit is the other way, faggot

>>211575144
>GROOMS
eh

nobody posted this kino yet....

>>211589558
This one had so much fucking rape in it, quite possibly the most rapish kinography ever filmed. The movie opens with a rape scene BEFORE the opening credits. Every single main character gets raped at some point, not to mention side characters.

>>211584030
>director Steven Kostanki
K I N O

>>211589594
wait nvm

>>211584874
>>211601480
The other ferret was his mate and she gave birth to two new ferrets at the end of the film. Cycle of life, death, rebirth.
>>211605865
>>211589594
>namefag is a retard
Many such cases!
But yeah that one is cool. I remember a webm made the rounds which was part of the final battle scene but overlayed with a Dragonforce or that type of electric metal song playing. Can't find it for the life of me, sucks searching for anything "Conquest" related because some shit cartoon has that name.

>>211590753
This music is great when reading the Baal-Pteor battle scene in Shadows in Zamboula.

>>211584054
why him of all people

>>211583874
its like the bond movies

its amusing to me just how many posters for these movies will just lie or exaggerate what's actually in them to get you to watch
>>211589788
weird how this is called sorceress when there's no sorceress, also i feel like it could have like 20 minutes of the more boring parts to quicken the pace a bit, the movie is alright
>>211589920
pretty much everyone agrees, its more entertaining

>>211590321
this ones just a movie set and rome and not really s&s yeah? too boring that i never finished it
>>211590683
from arousal?

>>211592203
never heard of it, thanks for sharing

>>211599488
>>211597023
same, can keep it fairly cheap and just shoot in the woods or whatever, and yeah theres probably way more available muscular men and women to cast

>>211607622
I want to have sex with women (female)

>>211577355
Hitting mud at that speed is like hitting concrete.

>>211579368
>>211579437
Which film is this senpai?

>>211599488
>>211607790
I decided a while ago that if I ever trip and fall into a pile of fuck you money I'm spending every cent of it on making S&S movies. Or if my job ever fires me I'll cash out all my savings and do it until I'm broke and an hero unless I get a big netflix deal. So there's a non-zero chance it happens at least...

S&S roleplay is extremely popular among white swinger couples, don't ask me how I know. Something about it makes white people go wild

>>211608563
The yakubian urge to wear leather and fur

He is Conan. Cimmerian.

He won't cry...so I cry for him.

>>211607790
>>211608491
Someone posted a camera rig cost breakdown recently and it's more than I can afford but not totally unattainable. If I ever get one I'll make a bunch of threads, you'll know when it happens. I expect the same from you. I'm not even looking for a payday I just think it would be cool to be like yeah I did that.

>>211606539
>>211590753
>>211590462
>>211590280
IMHO "battle of the mounds" is the greatest battle theme in all of cinema. Makes lord of the rings look mediocre in comparison. I still kick myself for missing out on the 30th anniversary concert they held a few years ago, I'd give anything to hear it live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk-j4tIxFLs

>>211589558
>The torturer rapes Amethea, but she uses her vagina to squeeze him so painfully that she can compel him to release her, whereupon Amethea hurls him into a pool of acid and escapes the dungeon.
lmao wtf is this film

>>211589830
Thanks for posting all of these, bro. They look sick.
I've been in a bunch of Conan threads and aside from Krull and Excalibur I've heard of none of these.
I'll be honest I'm a little surprised I didn't come across these in the video store back in the day, these titles would have really jumped out at me as a kid (I did see Conan back then).

>>211589558
I don't know why but I think I have a dark nipples fetish.

>>211559515 (OP)
it was a different time

>>211584030
FRED BURROUGHS

>>211608563
>S&S roleplay
Sounds gay

90% of these movies were made so the producers could do coke with models and fuck them on set, which is also why so many of them feature rape. You might get another sword and sorcery movie eventually but they'll never have the same feel

>>211609858
Incel

>>211610350
Based. Im tired of schizo posts in this sub

>>211610350
Wtf

>>211609244
This is now my new fetish

>>211589558
What's worthy of mention is that, as far as Roger Corman B movies go, Barbarian Queen actually has kino sets, cinematography & an excellent score.
Only the actors (& superbly cringey acting) give away that you're in fact watching a low budget Roger Corman production.
Hard to admit, but this is actually a far superior film than Deathstalker.

>>211589594
Aside from the overzealous use (abuse) of fog & the fact that it appears Fulci smeared literally every single camera lens with vaseline, Conquest is kino.
Even manages to include the requisite zombies, as one would expect from a Lucio Fulci film.
Also, great electronic score for Goblin (or Tangerine Dream-tier) synth appreciators.
Highly recommended!

>>211608563
what kind of roleplay, like what do they entail, what are scenarios and shit?

>>211611568
Meh its coomer shit so its immediately a trash

>>211576280
>Yor: The Hunter From The Future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP8ELamDpt8

Goddamn you got me rewatching Spoony kino

What was the riddle of steel and what was the answer?

>>211613244
Thulsa Doom was almost right but went too far. He abandoned steel entirely for will and then lost to broken steel + will in the form of Conan.

>>211613244
>>211613420
Thulsa Doom represented the "power" of the flesh, in that he was able to enslave people and turn them into an army of flesh under his will.
Conan's father represented the "power" of the sword, because he was cynic about everyone and everything, and believed only in the power of his own sword.
Conan in the end couldn't could on his sword nor his flesh. Only his will.

>he's the one crybullying
Lol
>Rebel funded him
Beside the point and Rebel News is pretty much the Canadian equivalent of the My Pillow guy's network in the US

>>211611568
It's kind of odd, Corman movies often have one or two elements that are incongruously a lot better than the rest of the movie.

>>211598418
bernard is pretty peak AGP too

>>211613719
the fuck kind of answer is that>>211613719
>>211613244

>>211613719
That's a good take.

>>211608563
Because it's tough being the ones holding up culture and sometimes you want to be able to cut loose back to the days of HIGH ADVENTURE.

>>211582126
Come on those bat dudes that suck the life from peoples bodies, it was great!

>>211614085
the correct answer

>>211563150
We need more metal costumes with skin back

https://youtu.be/EEuPhYstHJk?si=LK5PDBQbjgZjT47f

For me, it's Theology / Civilization

>>211617798
the correct answer is actually the whole score

S and S genre is dogshit

>>211579368
>>211579437
>>211579466
Which KINO is this from?

>>211560117
wtf i love boomers now???

>>211618405
as a genre yes, but conan is still one of the greatest movies of all time

>>211618813
if only there had been extensive discussion about it in this thread. Alas, we'll never know

>>211597023
because nobody will buy it. there is no market for b movies anymore.where are you going to sell it? video stores dont exist anymore

>>211589761
They reused a lot of the helmets from this
for this >>211590027.

>>211589830
Disappointing. Not nearly as much T&A as I'd been led to believe.

>>211605139
Im whiter than you kumar, I dont live in poolandia, Im an euro.

>>211565721
Deathstalker 2 is legitimately entertaining. Whats-her-face's performance is so bad that it ends up being adorable.

>>211622087
yeah what kind of name is "KUMAR" anyway, what does that have like 5 O's or two U's?

>>211619110
>67% rotten tomatoes score
it isnt even close to good

>>211622087
No one is fooled sandeep

>>211579743
>>211581380
>>211582019
All me btw.

>>211570214
I watched it a few months ago because I wanted more SnS after rewatching Conan and the cover looked nice. I don't regret it at all.

>>211624105
Virgin?

>>211624065
Brother on christ, some of us can control our urges by having an active sexual life. Not everyone is a basement coomer

>>211563687
It was truly a more enlightened time.

>>211568609
Well it's also got Conan in it

>>211624775
More like misogynist time

>>211624443
>>211624511
>>211624925
Enjoy prison, stlaker.

>>211625604
Enjoy prison(your own body and face), virgin

>>211625713
Kek. Gottem

>>211559515 (OP)
I like it. You might think you are too good for it, but you're not

>>211625713
No, child, my body and face are not prison, these are your criminal delusions speaking.
No, child, I am not a virgin.
This is why your life is already over, atalker.
Enjoy prison.

>>211625713
Holy based

>>211559515 (OP)
For the boobyz

>>211575517
No, that's just Francis.