>Mr. Seinfeld, we have a meeting with the Head of Broadcasting in 10 minutes
>Can it wait? I need to pick up my girlfriend from school

>this is here now
where are her giant kosher tits?

>>211561148
Wonder bras were huge in the 90s, back when men and more specifically white men liked big boobs. Now he’s padded asses

Love that shirt.
The girl's not bad either

where does one get a mock turtleneck with nebraska embroidered on it, how could he possibly have acquired that

>>211561148
she had a reduction back in the day. she's not wearing a wonder bra like that other guy suggested, they don't make padded cups that big, and padded cups are still worn regularly by a and even b cups

>>211561427
>they don't make padded cups that big
Yes they do. I'm not gonna post it but there's a model from FTV Girls back in the day, she's wearing a padded bra that makes her look like she has DDDs, then she takes it off and she's flat as a board. There was a gif of it that used to float around /b/

>>211561036 (OP)
i need her to describe jerry's penis to me

>>211562130
I'd guess a standard 5.5 incher, maybe a mole

>>211561148
She aged like wine. Jerry should have married her.

10/10 milkers

>>211561036 (OP)
Same energy. Particularly the pick up from school part.

oy vey goyim cool it with the antisemitism on this board. thread is like anudda shoah

>>211561427
>she removed her succulent tits
This is why God punishes the jews.

>>211561036 (OP)
I've been there, it's honestly more shameful than you hope, even if you aren't 40 like Jerry was.
>gf in 12th grade and I was like 20 working at Panera bread
>sometimes if I was on a half day she'd ask me to drop off some good lunch
>old ladies in the office definitely knew I wasn't related and something was up (I had a pube beard)
>still felt pretty cool picking her up after classes in my convertible BMW like it ain't nothing
>also nothing beats the taste of after-school sweaty pussy

>>211564911
Shameful how? Sounds like you won.

His intentions are all good because he has money and investments. Boomers actually believed this.

>>211564663
Sam is like 23 in this

Seinfeld is 37

>>211565007
Just the feeling of the office ladies staring you down, the feeling of the student relations Sheriff officer boring a hole through your skull at the gatehouse. Nothing illegal about dropping off a You Pick Two, but boy it was a bit scary thinking what would happen if they called her parents about something (to be fair I lived with them but)

Oddly, her friends never made me feel weird, some were in similar boats (lesbians) and it was the most social I've ever been in my life.

>>211561036 (OP)
Gonna be honest, I'm jealous

>>211565229
Office ladies are spiteful no matter what.

>>211565156
Sam was 29 and she was 16

>>211565300
True, maybe they were angry milfs wishing I was theirs after school. Hags gonna hag

>>211565336
so what's the problem?

>>211561036 (OP)
I can see the moral argument for why it's wrong but I refuse to judge a man for having sex with a hot post pubescent girl.

Also it was more neve wracking when she was in 9th

>>211565482
there must be some problem if you were willing to minimize Sam's age to make it closer to hers, intentionally or unintentionally

>>211565884
what is this psychotic shit, this is a seinfeld thread

I love Jewish women so much it’s unreal

>>211565884
christmas example

>>211565978
I've been saying it for weeks now that them and the Cinemassacre schizos need to just end it already.

>>211566037
there are people on /tv/ right now who prefer zendaya

>>211566037
thats like 80% european admixture

khazars milkers is not just a meme

>>211566318
>they’re not Jewish if they’re hot
This is my favorite meme. /pol/ crows about Jews not being white until their dick twitches

>>211566318
Well duh. “Jews” are just Larping White Europeans. Even the pm of Israel is just some Polish guy

a lot of the stuff from seinfeld was repurposed from events in larry david's life
...so was the scene where george was caught staring at the tv exec daughter's cleavage repurposed from jerry's life?

>>211561036 (OP)
there must be a connection between the saying, "You're not jewish unless your mom is jewish" and their large breastesests

>>211566940
Yes they could seduce wealthy goy men and marry them and their children would still be jewish. Matrilineal is weird.

>>211566551
yes jews aren't white, but they have white genes doing the heavy lifting

>>211566660
this. they're just inbred turkic converts with some european thrown in who pretending they have ties to the levant (where they have high rates of skin cancer)

>>211566551
They do the same thing with black people lmao. If a black person is remotely attractive they suddenly have "white features" or are racemixed.

>>211567177
Are you seriously trying to argue that white features are not more attractive than black features? Hot black women aren’t necessarily mixed, but they are attractive because they resemble white people

>>211566940
fathers pass on skills, mothers pass on values
the mother is more important for the aims of the tribe

>>211567280
>white features are not more attractive than black features
Flawed premise because you have already mentally defined what these features are to keep your bias and wouldn't be open to objective facts. You are arguing in bad faith.
I'll ask anyway; what would you define as "black features"?

>>211561036 (OP)
>what's the deal with high school girls?

>>211566551
why would you pick that cow?

>>211561036 (OP)
I kneel

>>211567719
That is what women are supposed to look like.

>>211566660
basically this, the only one i know who i have regular contact with is like a ben shapiro type, he wears the little hat all the time but isn't a piece of shit or shill or subversive, just a normal guy who practices his religion he grew up with

anyway he has a lot of hip problems i think from being jewish

>>211561148
I would pay $1000 to fuck her.

>>211567177
>they suddenly have "white features"
Suddenly? They're kind of born mixed, it doesn't just suddenly happen.

The head of broadcasting was a jew so he understood.

>>211569203
Damn no wonder yall voting for the orange man to cut more of the education budget if that's where your reading level is at, boy.