>>211564170 (OP)
Ive acted but Im not an actor per se.

>>211564170 (OP)

>>211564170 (OP)
I was in a movie once but I'm not an actor

I acted once. So poorly my performance canceled a show.

>>211564170 (OP)
Some might say im the joker baby

I was.

>>211567356
Holy based and sweetest person you could ever meet pilled

>>211568082
Barry Keoghan?

three time oscar-winning actor here, AMA

no but I probably should've been one I got a great look, would make an excellent weirdo goon for an antagonist

>>211567356
You’re Cillian?

>>211564170 (OP)
Every time I speak to a friend or relative, I act like my life's not in shambles and imploding around me. I could win an Oscar

>>211564170 (OP)
I was a background actor in an adult movie

>>211572185
Why are you here?

>>211564170 (OP)
yes, I worked in CW's The Flash

I'm acting on /tv/.
I'm a meta-modernist.

hey bros its Jonah Hill here, thanks for yoir support over the years

>>211564170 (OP)
i was on the bang bus

>>211564170 (OP)
i act retarded

Yea I'm the toughest guy in Hollywood but I won't reveal more than that. Keep it gully

>>211572427
yes
Cillian MY DIIIIICK

>>211564170 (OP)
yeah sure actually I'm brad pitt bro and I just recently got into a skydiving accident or some shit so can I get some money?

>>211564170 (OP)
OP is a gay porn actor

>>211576590
We have to get you more time

>>211564170 (OP)
I’ve been in a few Marvel flicks, but I wouldn’t really consider myself an actor.

>>211572185
Why did you retire, Daniel?

im typecast as the smartest, toughest alpha in the room. it is what it is aha ;-P

>>211564170 (OP)
Every single "literally me" post about Ryan Gosling is posted by Ryan Gosling (who is, of course, literally me)

I'll give you a hint: I've NEVER apologized

>>211582579
For your car?

Leonardo Di Caprio here, AMA

I was a ""professional"" TV actor for part the 2010s, but I couldn't get a steady enough stream of parts to pay the bills and switched to law. It just doesn't pay that well.

>>211583724
Is it true that the Saw man would have walked free if you were his law guy?

I used to do BG acting until they forced you to get the jab to continue working. I was in a good ampunt of t.v. shows and movies. Background sucks dick tho besides the free food.

>>211583665
You’re a meme actor and I’m tired of pretending you’re not.

>>211583665
When you painted Kate Winslet like one of your French ladies in Titanic, was that actually your drawing or something the props team made?

>>211583665
How can you NOT be into milfs?

>>211572185
Why must you turn 4chan into a website of lies?

One time I was asked to join an acting group. I was interested but not sure, so I said "that's cool, but I'm not actor you know". And I was told "silly, everyone is an actor" and that blew my mind.

>>211585519
maybe the real acting was the friends we could have made along the way

Yeah, all my life. I used to be pretty successful but my last part was the villain in a made for TV movie in 2022 and I think I got a grand total of like 4 minutes screen time. I don't know for sure because I didn't even see it. I still audition all the time but I don't book anything anymore. Shit sucks.

>>211564170 (OP)
Only when I'm acting, when I'm not acting then I'm not a actor.

Not an actor but a writer and I do steal ideas from here.

>>211564170 (OP)
Im cameraman assistant

>>211587198
I can't imagine that's a recipe for success, anon.

>>211582579
Mel?

>>211572185
>actor
Daniel Day-Lewis is a shoemaker now

>>211587274
chicken jockey!

>>211583665
Why is your forehead doing that thing it's doing? It's very off putting

>>211587320
Tell him to watch the fuck out when skiing then

>>211564170 (OP)
Every single day here I pretend to be retarded, so yes.

>>211587369
Oh, you're MtF too?

>>211564170 (OP)
When I was 13/14 I was in a teeny bopper band that had some minor success in my country, and I got a handful of acting roles out of it, mostly in shitty television productions aimed at kids. I had no artistic notions of acting and was probably very bad (I haven’t seen any of it since then). However, this time completely changed my life. I didn’t really get recognized in public much, but I had enough of a fanbase that I was receiving dozens of love letters/emails every day, quite a few of them from adult women. I wanted to fuck those women sooooooo bad, but my parents found out about the letters and got “worried” to the point they forbade me from leaving the house unaccompanied and made the school check that I wasn’t skipping class. I ended up losing my virginity to a 17 year old girl from my school who revealed to me she was a full on shotacon. She liked to schlick to the boys on children’s programs and said she had a near heart attack when she spotted one of her “pear boys” (I have no idea how she came up with that term) at school (I wasn’t very popular at all despite everything and I don’t think too many people at school knew about what I did). I would sneak to her house (her mom, brother, and stepdad were never home) while friends covered for me and she would make me read manga with older girls and younger boys in it (not hentai, just “cute” boys) and then act out some of the scenes. At the time I believed my dreams were coming true but in retrospect I think she was the one living her fantasies. My parents ended up finding out about it and we only met up once after that. We fucked in the woods and then I went bome to play World of Warcraft and never spoke to her again lmao. I think she slept with all of my friends who covered for me too
1/2

>>211587487
I should note that I looked way younger than I actually was, but then during the summer between 9th and 10th grade I hit the wall or something and suddenly looked 20. The “suits” I worked with felt I looked too old to be marketed to my original audience and rolled back my career. I told them about my adult female audience, they asked me to give details for literally three hours, and then told me they didn’t feel comfortable marketing a 15 year old to adults, and that was it for my teeny bopper career. I ran into a woman I worked with back then again at age 21 and she offered me a screentest, but for whatever reason I wasn’t into it and declined.

I can’t imagine how bad/insane all this shit must be now for teen stars of today with Instagram DMs, doxxing, gossip tiktoks, etc.
2/2

>>211564170 (OP)
All the worlds a stage, op...

>>211587651
>All the worlds a stage
Holy fuck man you should write

>>211586796
Hey J, back again huh

>>211587669
The world is not yet ready for my screeds.

>>211587774
>J
Correct.
>back again
I never left and neither will you.

Ive starred in many gay porn films

I can't so who I am but I was in iron man, iron man 2, iron man 3, the avengers, the avengers 2, the avengers 3

>>211572185
You should've won for Phantom Thread, I greatly admire your work

>>211564170 (OP)
im never not acting

im batman

hope you're doing alright, chin up

>>211589395
What?

>>211591274
Talking to J. We go way back.

I was in school plays and did acting club, Theatre Studies A-Level (B grade)

>>211591384
Give their middle initial or you are bluffing

>>211564170 (OP)
Yes, every day I go to work and pretend I'm a normal member of society.

>>211564170 (OP)
Yes, currently acting as a sucker for fag OP's

>>211568082
A baby Joker?

>>211591708
Also J

>>211591851
Sorry anon, you are bluffing or mistaken and got lucky with the first initial.

>>211591873
The alphabet is somewhat new to me let me have a few more answers

it's a different anon

>>211564170 (OP)
Hello /tv/ Cavill here

Filmed me giving myself a facial, one of my mumblecore/erotica/biographical roles
Otherwise no, never quite got the bug...

m

>>211568007
Mia Wallace?

Trevor Moore here. I faked my death because Zach Cregger was going to sacrifice me to (((them)))

>>211594608
Sounds like you'll soon have the bug, don't worry.

>>211564170 (OP)
I'm an indie director. Does that count?
A couple of years back, I unironically interviewed an actor who showed up wearing a black turtleneck shirt and smoking. He was obviously really bored the entire interview and only perked up a little when I mentioned some philosophical inspirations behind the film. He got bored again when I didn't want to discuss Heidegger and instead tried talking about the film

I'm not but I have a friend that was a background actor in several low budget movies

>>211596330
Heibetter go

>>211595881
Okay, you weren't bluffing and thanks for not name dropping. Also, I am doing fine otherwise, thanks for checking in.

>>211596819
P

>>211597262
I'm not going to fall for that again, you're the other anon who doesn't forget to quote the post you're replying to.

>>211597652
Am I close?

All the world’s a stage and all the men and women merely players

>>211598056
not true, there's a backstage where Diddy hangs out

My entire family are actors, except me. Their stupid superficial shit and phony friends annoy me no end. Never been involved in the industry, never taken a class, total socially awkward spergy nerd.

Final irony is that whenever I'm just fucking around, (like pretending to be angry or some shit), or lie just to fuck with any of them, they take it 110% serious and can't tell the difference. Turns out I'm the only one in the family who truly deserves an Oscar.

>>211576590
see you couldn't help fat-fingering your post there, Jonah. Too busy on your fifth burrito?

>>211564170 (OP)
I act like I'm not a pedophile

I act like I'm not racist

>>211583757
do they still care about your vax status?

>>211598428
Why would you do that? Are you a homo?

>>211564170 (OP)
voice actor, but only because I am trained in classical singing (basically opera).
Which allows me a large vocal range to do weird voices. Nothing anyone would know about, no anime.
Requires a specific type of autism to be able to hit emotional ranges when talking into a microphone.

>>211598557
But a talent I respect. Thank you for your service.

>>211564170 (OP)
Yes, at work I act the part of a stable adult for booze & drug money.

>>211582579
never apologize to jews. they're evil

>>211596109
shouldn't you be hiding somewhere from them?

>>211598275
die

>>211564170 (OP)
Yeah I'm one of the guys from legalporno

>>211598625
Like I said it's mostly arthouse projects, nothing special. I appreciate it though.

Would love to drop box one of the songs my wife and I are currently working on, she is an actual opera singer, but she has done some work for television in the same way.
Usually deep voiced female russian stereotype.

I'd love to do actual acting for any project, but I have a non accessible look and am basically a fucking goon (long hair, piercings, tattoos). So what the fuck would I be type casted for other than some backup actor in a bar or some shit.
it's all about accessibility in the acting world, gotta hit that right algorithm.

>>211599074
>(long hair, piercings, tattoos)
You could change that though if you were serious