Have you ever talked to your celebrity crush? How badly did you dropped the spaghetti?

>>211564552 (OP)
No, and I hope I never do.

>>211564552 (OP)
big forehead

>>211564552 (OP)
she looks like that adult performer

>>211565401
Which one, asking for a friend?

>>211564552 (OP)
I DM'd Emma Watson something like 13000 times telling her I'd eat her anus like a fucking apple fritter, she never answered

>>211564552 (OP)
Not only did I talk to him, but I very nearly scored with Kevin Spacey.

>>211564552 (OP)
mine follows me on instagram
but theres no chance, she follows like a couple thousands people

>>211564552 (OP)
Not necessarily a celebrity, but I lost all attraction to Tara Strong once I met her at a con. She's a cunt with a superiority complex, not the bimbo mommy 4chan makes her out to be.

>>211564552 (OP)
I met Susan Sarandon when we were campaigning for Bernie in Iowa back in 2020. And let's just say... spaghetti was spilt

>>211565428
Viktoria Sweet/Angelina Stoli

>>211566299
elaborate

I did, yes. kind of. but it was kinda esoteric

>>211564552 (OP)
i talked to scarlett johansson in new orleans back in 2007
went well, ended up hooking up with her

>>211564552 (OP)
who is this mystery meat

>>211567808
sofia carson

yeah on instagram she does AMA and replied to mine

>>211564552 (OP)
You could say that

>>211569665
Crazy how that goes back over a decade

anon else remember that one depressed anon who got comforted by a young Saoirse Ronan on Twitter like a decade ago? Back when twitter was new and had that old ugly UI, I still see the screencap posted here from time to time

>>211565428
Aaliyah Hadid

I got bodied by my waifus security at an event

She wasn't very impressed

>>211569713
Is there a story behind it i cant surmise from the picture alone?

>>211570343
It's just a shoop someone made back in 2012

>>211564552 (OP)
I’ve met a few of them (including a couple of early childhood ones) very briefly, which is probably for the best as it meant minimal time to shame myself

I didn't have a crush on Deborah Ann Woll until she looked right at me with that smile and those blue eyes.

>>211567797
based

>>211564552 (OP)

They are so far up in the social caste that any exchange would only be humbling. If its a crush i could never hope for anything so whats the point?

My oneitis got married to an NFL quarterback. Every time I'm reminded of that, I feel like jumping off a bridge. If I saw her irl, even from a distance, I'd probably run away and vomit/cry.

>>211570857
and those pink warts and that mole

>>211570857
God damn the wall, starting to strike my waifu

>>211572342
Shameik, please...

>>211564552 (OP)
Someday I will meet Dafne Keen and convince her to be my wife.

>>211564552 (OP)
only men. I spoke with them alright for the most part, since I'm generally alright with people from different stations, just spoke to them like people.
spaghettied with one though, said something so ultra cringe that he looked at me while walking away, thought about responding then just left.

>>211574119
she's mine.
i did sort of meet tom hanks once, I was asking him for his signature and the small crowd was jostling a bit, then a negro pushed his wife and tom hanks saw red, then he saw black and decided to stare right at me and blame me for what the negro had clearly done. I went full autist mode and just stared at him with my rage boiling up. completely ruined my perception of him, and instead I saw him as a vindictive little spineless coward

>>211572342
Which qb its important. I guarantee it is about statistics and not PII

I met CM Punk at c2e2 and completely sperged out and confused him with some lame Lizard backyard wrestler deom a documentary

>>211574466
>simp faggot who thought tom hanks was anything than an isaac kappy murdering child fucking maniac
yeah no wonder your perception of people is fucked

>>211570857
does she have palsy?

not face to face

>>211564552 (OP)
I had a flirty thing going on with a tv writer that I liked at the time. One day we had planned to have a zoom/facetime chat and I had a hit of weed beforehand because I was a little bit nervous. A few minutes in, we’re laughing and joking around and he asks me what my favorite movie is. Oh god my mind completely blanked, um, uh,
>I actually love Zoolander, I don’t care what anyone says, it’s still funny

And he just goes
>Oh

Yes, but I know her in real life. No spaghetti dropped.

>>211572342
Your oneitis go to USC by any chance?

>>211575963
>and he
>he

>>211576098
kek, yes. should have clarified I’m a woman, it wasn’t a gay thing

Garbage did a cover of a song called Kick My Ass.
I mistakenly thought it was called Kiss My Ass.
I wrote Shirley Manson a fan letter saying I listen to the song and imaging kissing her ass.
I know nobody probably read it or remembers it and she probably got much lewder letters, but years later it still makes me die inside when I remember.

>>211566341
>>211566493

>>211565697
I texted Emma Dumont an offer to buy her used panties, but she politely declined.

>>211576411
Fucking kek anon, holy shit

>>211564552 (OP)
While I wouldn't necessarily call her a crush, Maureen McCormick, who played Marsha on 'The Brady Bunch', was waiting in the checkout line of the grocery store I worked in during the 90s and asked me to get her another tub of sour cream. It wasn't unusual for a minor celebrity or one past their prime to come in and I'd usually act normal around them but this was "Marsha" who I grew up watching.
I was tongue tied, got her the sour cream, and was still tongue tied when giving it to her. Only time I've been that way around a celebrity. If I had know she was a coked out cougar, perhaps the though of having a shot would have amplified the tossing of spaghetti to a noticeable level.

>>211572342
If it’s any consolation, he’s probably mercilessly cheated on her and given her several venereal diseases.

>>211564552 (OP)
I met the guy who played Rory from Dr. Who, Arthur Darvill. He was in my state for a convention. I was walking past the stairs on the second floor of the convention center in the hall, and I hear this crowd of girls from the big dealer's room where they also were doing autographs. Then, from it, out comes ol' Arthur "Rory" Darvill, and he and I made brief eye contact. He nodded as I moved out of his way so he could go down the stairs (or to a panel? I don't know, it was over ten years ago). I was 14-15 at the time, but I felt a nice vibe from him even if he was clearly dog-tired and jet-lagged. Kind of wish I could meet up with him one day, because I later saw he played Guy in the stage version of Once, and he absolutely killed it. He seems like a nice guy. Even if his face was like pic related at the time.

Before Emily Rudd got more known and more roles I had some conversations with her online. She was nice.

I met Papa Johns several times. Everyone in his city has a story about the guy. Funny enough, my father met him in the restroom of an old Pizza-Arcade local to the area (don't wanna dox myself, but it was the goat even if the pizza was ass). Anyways, he's just wearing these old stupid cowboy boats, and I was busy peeing in the urinal or something. Soon as Papa left the restroom, my Dad was like, "Jesus Christ, that's a lotta botox!" Also, he hit on some friends' moms a couple of times. He's kinda sleazy. Always has been. I do like his peetzer, tho.

>>211576747
That's Shaq's pizza now.

>>211576948
And I've no qualms with that. We love Shaq.

>>211576370
Gay

>>211574119
This but Elizabeth Olsen.

I tweeted at a failed porn actress who was trying to break back into the industry seeing if I could buy some customs.
No dice

>>211566299
>Tara Strong
>Strong has called her Jewish background "a big part of her identity

>>211564552 (OP)
For some reason - it's the same, maybe just a tad less, with the other one in the Teela thread - I can't take my eyes off her whenever I catch a movie in which she acts.

I must have a thing for latinas.

>>211564552 (OP)
Sofia Carson has some of the best lips on earth. I enjoy all her films

I briefly chatted with Carice Van Houton at a Radiohead concert, this was during the peak of GOT. She was very down to earth and funny.

>>211583158
I would've gone crazy and had sexo

i always thought kate micucci was cute and i met her once and she was nice

>>211574864
shouldn't have TOUCHED HIS WIIFFFEE

>>211567797

>>211567797
post the polaroids again

>>211564552 (OP)
I'm pretty sure I bullied Emily Willis into extreme drug use which lead to her coma. I talked shit about her on Snapchat for awhile before she went all veggie-state.

>>211576411
lel, good one. I was obsessed with her myself.