>Enjoy movie
>/tv/ tells you its "reddit"

>>211565034 (OP)
And how does 2 affect 1?

Ready playa one?

>>211565034 (OP)
>Enjoys movie
>/tv/ tells you its "gay woke faggot shit"

baby driver

who gives a shit reddit likes plenty of good movies

>Enjoy movie
>/tv/ tells you its "kino"

>enjoy game and want to see if /v/ also likes it
>some schizo babbles on an accuses me of being part of some discord cabal of leftypol trannies inorganically pushing this game

>>211566407
lmao, thats been /v/ for years now. that place is such a shithole, that there are better vidya boards on different chans.

what constitutes a movie to be reddit

>>211565034 (OP)
He kinda looks like Mike Stoklasa when he wasn't obese

>>211566738
If there are quips or woke shit in it

>>211565709
it just sucks compared to mad max 2, too unrealistic. The rape scene in MM2 and that tone is something that would never fly in that charlize theron is a super hero movie

>>211566890
ahh so Alien is reddit, got it

>>211565034 (OP)
aye Tone, who is this 4chan guy?

>>211566738
the man from earth is the most reddit movie so use that as a measuring stick

i have a theory. someone give me the top 10 non-reddit movies.

>>211566738
if you don't know then it is too late for you

>>211567859
Reddit was good in 2010, and better than here during the 2014-2021 gamergate QAnon tourist era. Man from Earth is 2010 reddit.

>>211565034 (OP)

>>211565034 (OP)
>everything i don't like it's reddit
that's /tv/ alright

>>211566407
Anytime I try to talk about Disco Elysium kek

>>211566594
/vrpg/ is good but pretty slow. You'll often see threads up for days with only 50ish replies. Still kinda comfy

>>211565356
that wasn’t the worst thing of all time, if the MC was black I’d say it’s reddit

>>211566407
>>211570003
I want to know why every indythread is like this. Every single one.0jpkr

>>211569512
Gone With The Wind
The Exorcist
The Searchers
Falling Down
The Passion of the Christ
Dirty Harry
Black Hawk Down
Grab Torino
Red Dawn
The Peter Jackson Lord Of The Rings trilogy

>>211570303
*Gran Torino

Autocorrect

>>211565034 (OP)
>>211566738
>Uhm… that just happened?
>Lady boner!

>>211565034 (OP)
/tv/ likes star wars and super heroes movies. there is nothing more reddit than that so who cares what these faggots think.

>>211569512
Passion of the Christ
Gran Torino
Alien vs Predator (the first one)
Pacific Rim (the first one)
Jaws
Godzilla (the American version with Perry Mason)
The Patriot
Predator
Rocky
The Wrestler

>>211570303
half of these are reddit

>>211569512
Avatar
Avatar 2: The Way of Water

>>211570614
No you are

>>211570303
Gone With The Wind
The Exorcist
The Searchers
Falling Down
Black Hawk Down
Red Dawn
these aren’t the most reddit things of all time but they’re far from the most non-reddit

>>211571050
Yeah Reddit loves pro-confederate, pro-capitalism, and pro catholic movies.

>>211571105
reddit loves horror slop and mainstream slop and quotable slop so there’s your triple ven diagram of the exorcist being reddit
gone with the wind, I’ve never even seen it but isn’t the north portrayed as the good guys…?

>>211571245
I didn’t pick movies I like I picked movies Reddit hates. The Exorcist is the story of a family in crisis and a mother who turns to all of the various institutions of power for help and the one the only one that can isn’t psychiatry, medical science, or government intervention but a religious intervention. That’s why it’s notoriously hated by leftoid horror critics. Gone With The Wind is set in the south with sympathetic southern main characters who own slaves as the good guys. Maybe watch the movies

>>211569512
Clint Eastwood and Mel Gibson’s entire catalogs.

>>211569512
Reddit dislikes pic related.

>>211571245
the exorcist is not horror sweaty, its friedkino it just happens to be about satan

>>211570284
sometimes a game really is trannypozzed tho

Bad choice of actor, OP. That actor IS Reddit. Big TDS baby.

>>211566738
If it's made by Disney, Marvel, Lucasfilms or A24.

>>211570679
Avatar: Fire and Ash too

>>211571681
Classic French cinema filters both Reddit and 4chan. The frail anglophone mind cannot comprehend it.

>>211565034 (OP)
thats because it is haha!
you fuck!
go back to areslashteevee or whatever rotting hole you got bullied off from
twat!

>>211571681
i think i liked the night of the hunter. didn't care for taxi driver, 2001 was cool, godfather i've seen a few times, citizen kane was better than expected

>>211566407
I play videogames every day and have never posted on /v/, full of faggots

This website is literally reddirors pretending they don't browse reddit.

>>211566407
Ultrakill. /v/ is full of /pol/tourists who are obsessed with trans people.

>>211565034 (OP)
No matter the director, the genre, the writers, someone here will always call a movie that you like a reddit movie.
Not because it is, but just because le epic trollz.
As far left as /tv/ is and the deepest insult here is still to equate what someone likes to being reddit tier.

>enjoy movie
>no thread on 4chan to tell me how 4chan feels about it and therefore how i feel about it

>>211567859
That movie was fun. Felt like a long episode of a low budget sci fi show.

>>211569512
Red Rocket
The House That Jack Built
Nocturnal Animals
Black Narcissus
Days of Heaven
Wild at Heart
Crumb
The Neon Demon
Climax
The Night of the Hunter

>>211571681
>90% black and white
If these are your favorite movies and your not over 60, you're pretentious as hell.

>>211574419
Go back to raising your illegitimate bastard son, Jacques.

dont take them srs, contrarians like to call great movies like Hot Fuzz reddit cause they have hate boners for fun things. that said sometimes you're gonna like shit that is in fact reddit and just acknowledge it and move on, Rick and Morty for example is reddit

>>211566407
I find it insane how out of touch /v/ is with gaming. Even the biggest normies know what indie games are. But if you make a thread about any of the top 5 most popular indie games of the year, no /v/ users will recognize it and they'll call you a shill.

>>211572053
not to the degree this needs to be the primary guiding force in your life

>enjoy movie
>post about it on 4chan
>literally no replies ever because it's not a latest netflix slop or retroactively subverted culture war shit

>>211566738
if i dislike it's reddit

What's the best Reddit movie?

>>211565034 (OP)
/tv/ posters are reddit. Dont listen to those faggots.

I still don't have a reddit account and I never posted there. Obsession with reddit is to me the clearest sign that you are a reddit refugee (from the anti Trump purges), a newfag and a retard.

>>211578222
are you defending watching rick and morty?

A brief, incomplete list of movies I've experienced recently and posted on /tv/ but got no interest:

>No Small Affair
A young inexperienced but restless guy falls in love with an older Demi Moore and struggles to find himself

>Other Peoples' Money
Danny Devito in an 80s style businesskino that came out in the early 90s after everyone stopped caring. The climax is a fascinating play on the "small town heroes" trope.

>Educating Rita
Jaded english prof Michael Caine tutors a british slag who wants a leg up in the world, but what he initially views as a pet soon flies out of his reach

>My Science Project
Enjoyable comedy scifi about a time machine that sadly got completely mogged by Back to the Future. A better film than Weird Science, but less iconic

>Broadcast News
An actual aspie woman with media aspirations desperately wants to be fucked by chad, but his vanity conflicts with her principles

>Roxanne
Woefully miscast Steve Martin in a middling interpretation of the Edmond Rostand play about a charming yet unattractive man who uses his wit to help a rival woo the love of his life

>Head Office
Meandering socialist propaganda that theoretically stars Judge Reinhold doing nothing until the movie ends

>>211571681
It hates Buffalo 66 because of misogyny or some gay shit in that vein.

>>211579346
>stop liking what I don't like

>>211578299
/v/ has the worst mods on 4chan. The schizoposts make it nearly unusable
>>211569908
Anon the gamergate qanon tourists are still shutting up this entire site and half the jannie team are those tourists. Why do you think blatant /pol/ posts take half a day to get taken down on high volume boards?

>>211566738
Pic related

>>211566067
literally just; 'hey i bet we can move licensed music by forcing a mixtape onto the movie'

>>211566738
anything like Buffy
it’s proto-Reddit

>>211566738

>>211566407
>all these troons in the replies
How does it work? One troon posts like an anchor and you all reply or what?

>>211565034 (OP)
You liked AIRBUD, a grown man, my nephew?
YOU'RE A FUCKIN' ADDICT! HOW CAN I TRUST YOU?

>>211565709
It was almost comical how uninteresting Furiosa was compared to Dementus

>>211579085
The best one? Probably Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy

>>211565709
For me it’s the first one, Fury Road with Tom Hardy and Charlize Theron. I love that movie, I couldn’t care less about what anyone on the internet thinks. Furiosa was ok imo but a let down compared to Fury Road.

>>211566738
Depends on what side of the bed anon woke up on

>>211580566
So Workaholics is the epitome of anti reddit?

>>211566407
/v/ is genuinely the worst board. not in a cool way, not in a based or fun way, it's just awful. they don't actually fucking talk about videogames, every single thread is offtopic. it's endless threads about sales numbers, player counts, graphs, twitter screenshots, news articles, steam discussion screenshots, screenshots of reviews, or just porn. if a new game of any relevance comes out you actually cant discuss it on /v/ in the first few weeks because it's just incomprehensible shitposting about sales numbers and if it's tranny or not.
this isn't even getting into the actual known schizophrenics who spam on there

>>211579272
Reddit is the biggest internet forum m8, it's 100x times bigger than this place. Obsession with it is warranted.

>>211578974
This has been my experience as well.
The once-in-a-year thread that someone else made on something I like in there, I get 0 replies as well.

>>211584084
>/v/ is genuinely the worst board. not in a cool way, not in a based or fun way, it's just awful. they don't actually fucking talk about videogames,
You say this, and I decided to visit the catalog to check, and here are the first ten threads at the specific time I visited.

Out of these ten topics, only the last three seem bad or potentially bad to me:
>Elden Ring "game is unfair/too hard" thread (is actually talking about video games, but zoomers take on this victimized "not my fault" mentality when they complain like this)
>Korean dev apologizing for "poor story" in game (interesting topic in itself, but likely to draw culture war/western "woke" dev spam)
>soijak thread (complaining about being banned from gaming for language, which is a valid concern, though soijaks are cancer)

So a cursory glance shows a 70% usable board, which is honestly not too bad compared to some cesspool like /tv/.

>>211566407
>pink on hat
prove you are not tranny

>>211565034 (OP)
>enjoy movie
>(You) tell (Yourself) to care what /tv/ thinks

>>211566738
Calling something "reddit" is insta kill in argument. It's like black calling white "racist" in public.

>>211578201
other anon here
surprisingly older movies are sometimes better, meybe because shitty medium they hd they had to make up with solid play; nowadays you often get shallow CGI full and special effects piece of crap
or coomer explanation: 70s and earlier porn had soul and barely porn, 80-90-00 balance changed, now you have meat beating other meat plus everyone has camera

>>211584159
I did the same thing here for /tv/ and we got:
>reality show garbage -
>"reddit" thread -
>capeshit (it is a movie at least) +
>celebrity death ("reality" star but i'll give this one a pass) +
>"what's next for X" thread that ISN'T coomer bait +
>paparazi thread about matthew perry death +/-? I'm honestly not sure how to rate this
>mj is/isn't a pedo bait shit thread -
>"woke shit" thread -
>this thread +/- (again, is this thread bad? i think it's kind of ok, all things considered, yet the fact it needs to exist because it describes a very real problem is bad)
>sex trafficking eceleb guy thread? -

so that's 3 positive thread and 2 maybes, overall I give /tv/ a score of 4/10 and /v/ a 7/10.

Can any oldfag remember why we hate Reddit again? Is it just simply being jealous?

/tv/ is infested with merchants and its reddit minions
>>211565709
Yes, Floopiosa is souless overbudgeted CGI garbage. Watch webm related instead.

>>211584517
Just mental illness

>never enjoy anything
>tell /tv/ers what they enjoy is reddit

>>211584517
I'm not an oldfag but people want to pretend they are and most probably spent years on reddit which are now ashamed of.

>Enjoy every movie in different ways
>Tell /tv/ they will never know the real touch of a loving woman

>>211584517
Redditors used to repost a lot of OC from 4chan and present it as their own. It's kind of annoying but no big deal.
Then reddit purged a lot of it's worst and shittiest subreddits and banned thousands of users and all those refugees came to /pol/ with a serious chip on their shoulder about reddit but they still go there all the time.

>>211565034 (OP)
Don’t listen to those /tv/ guys, they’re a diamond dozen.

>>211585197
Some supposed purge has nothing to do with it. We were telling people to go back to plebbit since way before that, all the way back when r/atheism was still on their homepage and tumblr lefty types hated reddit for still being ostensibly committed to free speech.

>>211585460
I'm sorry your reddit account got banned, but you have to fuck off now.

>>211585473
People say “go back to r*ddit” when they think you’re a newfag. Newfags are annoying and they mostly come from other websites. Before reddit it was newgrounds and ebaumsworld etc…

>>211565034 (OP)
Reddit is just 4chan for white people

>>211585556
Is it? I’d be willing to bet its whiter than 4chan is in 2025 since 4chan has been getting shilled to death by 70 digit iq mud people and third worlders for the last ten years.

>>211566407
>>211566594
I’m new here. What’s the best vidya board?

>>211566407
Truth be told, there is an entire generation that's now raised on ps4/xbone multiplatform gay shit. I wouldn't trust anyone about vidya these days if they frequently play new releases.

>>211584517
Totalitarian culture; upvote personality cult rewards gaming the system and authoritarian control more than honest opinions; extreme fragility when encountering any idea or thought or opinion outside their comfort zone; cloying atmosphere of "we're all nice good people here :) but we will utterly brutalize you to the full extent of our powers if you ever say something contrary to the consensus, comrade"; typical pencil-pusher tyranny, strong parallels with many socialist systems of constant scrabbling for authority and power to abuse in the most trivial ways possible while spouting epithets of tolerance, equality, diversity, etc

>>211566407
Disco Elysium or TLoU 2 (lol srsly?)

>Enjoy movie
>/tv/ tells you its "reddit"
>insult him and close the tab

>>211566407
/tv/ can be annoying but /v/ is a whole different level. You cant talk about anything new there without the thread being derailed by some 14 year old of schizo

>>211586992
Why would you want to anything new? I just need something in between /v/ and /vr/.

>>211565151
Dabbin on ma vibe unc fr

>>211578974
Ya thats basically all my threads. Once in a blue moon I'll get an actual discussion going and it will actually be a kino thread. Honestly a rare diamond thread beats talking about whatevers trending and having some faggot call it reddit and a bu ch of teenagers throwing buzzwords at eachother.

>>211566407
just wait until you try visiting /co/ to talk about cartoons, its not just one schizo its entire leagues of retards acting like 90% of popular shows are the equivalent of sneedposts

>>211570347
gran torino is a great movie but its not exactly chudpilled like youre claiming it to be. its about a bitter boomer that fucked up raising his own kids and instead leaves the future of america to a bunch of SEAmonkey chiggers

>>211566934
This.
Both of the new films are just anti-male feminist propaganda films while just using the Mad Max world to fill movie seats.

>>211565034 (OP)
Any film someone enjoys is reddit. What the fuck, are you actually out there watching movies?

>>211566738
marvel tier quips, millennial humor, inability to keep a theme serious, the insatiable urge to turn it light-hearted with jokes in the middle of shortly after a heavy scene happens, Diversity exultation, just some shit off the top of my head. Think avengers.

>>211588431
You’re giving redditers too much credit. It’s filled with micro-aggressions and wrongspeak/forbidden words. It’s a “yikes” movie

>>211565709
It was okay.

>>211571681
Some of these films are just plain boring as fuck im sorry. I know Touch of evil is "good" but holy fuck its a snooze fest.

>>211588678
You might be onto something there, some of them are able to handle it as long as there is no doubt that he is in the wrong and that the foreigners are the really virtuous ones, but maybe calling the chigger a super-spade is too much.
Nonetheless, its still a boomer-core movie where the children are blamed for having a shitty father that would rather give his belongings to based trad jungle asians rather than adapt to that the world has changed and that his way isnt the best way anymore

>>211565034 (OP)
it happens

>>211584517
Usually because its a forced positivity space that enforces group-think between a voting system and authoritarian power-hungry moderators. They also have a bad habit of going to 4channel and trying to push their own opinions here, which obviously annoys anons, like the old /v/ threads of
>games others hate that you actually like
threads, which are usually stealth reddit threads as they're often completely alien and different to much of the userbase here. They've also only gotten worse as they've censored and oppressed more of their own site to conform to the mods/owners opinions which are usually completely fucking batshit insane.

>>211571681
>only the colored ones are actually good
boomersisters...

>>211589367
Night of the Hunter is the best movie on there.

>>211567859
I just saw this recently and it was insanely comfy.
Something about the bottle-movie nature of it, but also the stakes were interesting but not stressful. Just a great mix for when you want to relax.

Any other kinos like this? doesn't have to be the same genre just has to be a comfy non-comedy movie

These are considered anti-reddit movies.

>>211590754
>Rome
>masked retelling of British Imperialism
Did some Indian immigrant in Bongistan make this list?

>>211590754
reddit loves every single one of these

>>211584162
>not recognizing Don Turtelli's hat
Prove this isn't your first day on 4chan.

>>211578974
My favorite is when I bump a thread and not even op replies.

>>211566738
it insists upon itself

>>211571681
>Citizen Kane
Anyone who thinks it's a good movie instead of influential is a fucking asshole, it's the fastest and easiest tell.

>>211592928
It's a great movie. Found the insecure, inexperienced kid trying to punch above his weight class.

>>211566407
This is 4chan now

>>211565034 (OP)
>needing approval of "peers" to enjoy things
ill tell you that's the most "reddit" thing about it, stop giving so many fucks about labels and enjoy what you enjoy instead of needing a positive review from some bullshit site or a bunch of thread trolls approval

>>211593167
That guy really nailed it. /pw/ is exactly like that and so is literally every general on /sp/. Shit is exhausting.

>>211566738
i would assume it's one of those forced checklist of x amount of minority casting of no name / shitty actors, tropes that contribute nothing to the story but were shoved in anyway and there being at least 1 "bad ass" girl in the cast
think of stargate: atlantis vs sg1, the further along stargate went the more "reddit" it became
teal'c had a reason to be black because of the goa'uld theme, carter was a smart woman and a capable warrior but didn't outshine the combat heavy duo of teal'c and o'neill nor did she outshine daniel jackson in his specific field so no mary stu bs

what separates "reddit" from good writing / compelling story is that there is no unearned or forced in characters, teal'c plays a vital role in understanding the goa'uld more and carter's sex doesn't matter outside of few o'neill carter relationship tease moments, no character feels too out of place, the cast is solid and doesn't have too many annoying characters and the show carries itself

then we get to stargate atlantis / sg1 late seasons and we get vala the girl boss originale, she's the original mary stu that we're supposed to be endeared by but she just comes off as a wrongly cast teenager character who is a mary stu love interest for daniel, khal drogo and the literally who black lady are okay since literally who black lady could literally be replaced by any of the other villagers and it would work and khal drogo was written to be kind of believable last man standing type and they needed another musclehead to bounce off of sheppard

tldr; if it has a quota checklist for shit that don't need to be there and add nothing to the story it's "reddit"

Extremely non-reddit movie. Blackino non-blacks can enjoy.