This shit was fucking cool though; you've got to admit.

>>211565638 (OP)
Too bad they kept cutting away from this for two other boring plots.

Totally wizard!

>>211565682
Didn't he do the same in return of the jedi

>>211565738
Gonk.

>>211565638 (OP)
The Count Dooku fight was a disappointment after this one. The only thing that semi-salvaged the Dooku fight was Yoda going apeshit.

>>211565638 (OP)
A very good fight scene in a terrible movie.
>>211565844
Yoda shouldn't even use a fucking lightsaber.

>>211566127
>Yoda shouldn't even use a fucking lightsaber.
6 year old me doesn't agree. Simple as.

>>211565638 (OP)
Plinkett destroyed these movies forever and are still top tier hilarious reviews; why do we even still talk about these movies?

I was at an after hours party in Modesto, California last night and Lucas was there.


It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw him.

He was completely naked, on his hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking him, one in the ass and one in the mouth. His eyes were rolled into the back of his head, and he was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on his forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking him in the mouth bust a nut down his throat, and he swallowed it all. He then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of his lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in his face. I bent down in front of him and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in his face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you made Star Wars". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and he was passed out in a pool of jizz.

It was the worst night of my life.

Action wise sure, it was good. BUT
>Saber fight is broken up by retarded kid anakin starfighter sequence + Gungan WE STEP IN DA POOPA silly war scenes
>We have no fucking clue who Maul is
>Maul doesn't even get a single line of dialogue prior to this scene
He didn't need a lot of dialogue, and the fight can still be silent since it works better that way.
But damn, anything would have been nice. Even that jobber faggot Boba Shett had some lines in Empire before he got KOd by a blind man

>>211565638 (OP)
The choreography doesn't hold up. Once you notice they're doing retarded moves for no reason and mostly swinging nowhere near where the target is it falls apart.

>>211565638 (OP)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J0mUVY9fLlw

>>211568526
the video that silenced /tv/.

>>211568526
As funny as this was, you can't deny that it worked. This is the one fight that nearly everyone likes, despite it being borderline Wuxia bullshit.
The fantastical pulp action from the OT was long gone by the time Phantom Menace rolled around. And Maul's weapon, while cool, is retarded. A dual sword doesn't help you in any way when fighting against two decent swordsmen.
I genuinely dont know how you'd make this fight look plausible AND cool, instead of just cool

>>211565638 (OP)
Movies in general are pretty boring, at least the prequels had cool fight scenes here and there

>>211565638 (OP)
More like a dance than a fight. They arent even trying to hit each other. The movie is more enjoyable if watched at 50x speed.

>>211565798
poetry