>>211566322 (OP)Oh, you 2000s zoomoid filth really think you know culture? The 1980s were pure, unfiltered awesome—a neon-drenched, synth-blasting, musclebound fever dream of radness you could never comprehend. We had real action heroes, not basedboys. Our cartoons? Violent. Our movies? Horny and explosive. Our music? Louder than your entire fragile generation. You just wouldn’t get it, man.
You grew up on touchscreen dopamine and TikTok NPCs. We grew up on arcade cabinets, cassette tapes, and unregulated lawn darts. You’re filtered, sanitized, curated like an Instagram feed—we were raw.
So go ahead. Cope. Seethe. Keep streaming your ironic retro playlists while pretending you know the vibe. You weren’t there. You didn’t feel the bass rattle your soul at the roller rink. You didn’t ride in a wood-paneled station wagon with no seatbelt and a Capri Sun.
The '80s weren’t a decade. They were a way of life. Stay mad.