why is tony an "alpha" but george isn't?
costanza also had a very high paying corporate job, don't forget that part

height

one is 6'1"

one is a scary looking mobster and the other guy is a goofy jewish guy

>>211567135 (OP)
>brown eyes
>dark brown hair
they are subhuman

>>211567135 (OP)
I don’t watch Jewish shows.

Because one is written to be an alpha and one isn't.

>>211567135 (OP)
tony hits a loansharkee with his car, then beats the shit out of him 10 minutes into the first episode

>>211567135 (OP)
Short, glasses, Jewish. 3 strikes you're out.

>>211567305
>mobster
>jewish guy
Same thing.

no man that goes to therapy is alpha

>>211567135 (OP)
tony is a beta pretending to be an alpha. never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

George was more secure and confident in himself than Tony.

>>211567135 (OP)
Testosterone levels and height

>>211567867
it's why tony resents A.J. too. he sees himself in him and he hates himself.

>>211567403
Yeah but women were attracted to Gandolfini irl. No woman ever got wet because of Jason Alexander

>>211567135 (OP)
The real answer is george is a framelet. Tony had a huge frame so his fatness didnt matter on top of being somewhat tall, george is short, pudgy and has a small frame

Google what they looked like as young men. The difference is clearer compared to after both got fat and bald. It's all about the face.

>>211567135 (OP)
How many chromosomes do you have? Be honest.

>>211567867
no he wasn't lmao

>>211567135 (OP)
it can't be the hairstyle right?

Why no Seinfeld/Sopranos crossover threads?
>Tony: "You got my 10% on that Michigan bottle deposit scam?"

>>211567135 (OP)
perceived fighting ability. gandolfini was a big guy and looked high test

George = larry
so he's a coward until he isn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61iZXRCAL6s

>>211567135 (OP)
KWABOBB

>>211567135 (OP)
Tony was violent and knew how to be charismatic

>>211573087
>so he's a coward until he isn't
tony was too, he needed to go to therapy

>>211567135 (OP)
Because it says so in the script. Tony's not actually an alpha and it's not realistic. But hey, what are you going to do? Sopranos is a badly written show for retards.

>>211567961
No woman got wet because of Tony either

>>211569805
Young gandolfini was ugly as shit, what?
>lazy eye, crooked teeth
He looks like he's severely mentally handicapped

Because Costanza never had the makings of a varsity hand model.

>>211573024
>Jerry! I need $800
>$800?
>I owe vig, Jerry. Vig!
>Don't tell me you put money on the street.
>Worse, Jerry. I went in on a package.
>A package? Let me guess, that Ziggy guy?
>He fucked up the package, Jerry!!!

>>211574892
>"Whatever happened to Gary Cooper?"
>"He was gay?"
>"NOOO! Not that there's anything wrong with that..."

>>211574441
actual irl example of heightmaxxing

>>211567135 (OP)
why didnt the large george not simple eat the smaller george

>>211567135 (OP)
Because George was Larry David’s self-insert

George is canonically the only gentile character in the main cast and relentlessly portrayed as a buffoon

>>211578294
>George is canonically the only gentile character
kek wtf? George is Jewish.

>>211567135 (OP)
"Alpha" has nothing to do with "high paying jobs".
Alpha males naturally align towards leadership roles and delegation. Betas are doers, implementors, craftsmen, the type who make the "good dependable men of the community". 4chan often gets this wrong and uses the term as a pejorative; when they say "beta male" as one who doesn't get access to females, what they really mean is omega.

Sigma males aren't a real thing.

>>211578294
>>211578428
Seinfeld himself says they left it intentionally vague what exactly George is, because it's funny. The name and some of the family history is italian, particularly in later seasons, but it was an obvious in-plain-sight joke that his neuroticisms were jewish. He was meant to be a vehicle for Jerry and Larry David's own personal hangups and misadventures. Attempting to pin down his exact ethnic, tribal, and religious background was not something that was ever seen as important by the writer, except when it was funny for a bit (e.g. converting to Latvian orthodox).

People didn't really get hung up too much on this stuff back then.

>>211578442
None of those gay internet memes are real. There are strong men who buckbreak weak men, then there's bitches who get buckbroken. Women want to fuck the first guy while settling for the second guy.

>>211578580
>None of those gay internet memes are real
>*immediately* uses literally homosexual internet memes like "buckbreaking"

>>211578580
Alpha and beta have nothing to do with access to females. We may both be K-selected mammals but humans aren't wolves. It's also far from the most psychologically defining aspect of life. You appear to be specifically projecting the late millennial/genz insecurity complex of adult isolation disorder (e.g. virginity).

>>211567135 (OP)
You got that backwards champ. George is a chad and Tony was a zesty faggot.

>>211574441
Never had the makings of a varsity athlete

>>211567795
What about physical therapy after fighting a bear?

>>211567135 (OP)
why zoomies are so buck broken over balding?

>>211578556
>The name and some of the family history is italian, particularly in later seasons, but it was an obvious in-plain-sight joke that his neuroticisms were jewish.
That's because Frank was Italian. Estelle was definitely Jewish, though, making George an ethnic Jew. There's a scene where she says she won't ride in a German car. Why would she say that if she wasn't Jewish?

>>211578674
Women chasing strong men who beat up pussy men is not an internet meme or "millennia" thing. It's the reality of man. You're either strong or a bitch, there is no "alpha" or "gamma" or whatever lmao.

>>211567214
Will you fuckers stop believing this. No tall guy ever got laid because he was tall ever, he was good looking, tall is a bonus but not even close to a deal breaker. You guys developed this complex on a meme women started to fool other women it's pathetic.
Every guy with manlet syndrome has been duped.

>>211567500
Tony would never eat gabagol from the trashcan nor would he get mugged on a subway like Cantstandya did on his way to a fake job interview.

>>211567961
>No woman ever got wet because of Jason Alexander
Oh yeah? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QW-MEUXk-M

>>211578294
>George is canonically the only gentile character in the main cast and relentlessly portrayed as a buffoon
Kramer wasn't Jewish. Neither was Elaine.

>>211578442
nah I'm a sigma, we're real

It's height. Everyone on this board could only dream of being as confident as George.

>>211578176
Most tall guys are like that. Being tall is all that matters to women

>>211567336
Yeah, but James has a better shade of brown, they look almost hazel sometimes.

>>211567867
George wasn’t secure or confident, his trademark is his self-awareness, which Tony always lacked

>>211574133
George looks like he belongs on Dawson's Creek

>>211582258
We all belong on Dawson's Creek. The Universe is unfair.

>>211567403
how would you rewrite Seinfeld to make George alpha?

>>211582258
Maybe

>>211582644
Anon they already did that.
It was called "The Opposite". It was the finale of Season 5.

>>211567135 (OP)
Height and soul