https://youtu.be/t_P1uKfWRgI
Seriously, is he ok? He looks more gaunt and emaciated in each new video.
>>211567498 (OP)how can he eat fast food all the time and remain skinny
>>211567523its the only meal hes eats for that day
his organs must look like shit
>>211567498 (OP)He's always looked that gaunt and emaciated
this guy is boring and has the worst taste in fast food, no idea how he got popular besides being a weirdo in a suit
>>211567729Tell me about your "good" taste in fast food then anon. What fast food do you like?
Furthermore, tell me why you aren't capitalizing on your superior, refined palate by one upping review brah at his own game and raking in the youtube bucks?
>>211567865I donโt have refined taste but he loves like burger king and other complete garbage from what I remember. And he hates Taco Bell, if someone enjoys fast food slop and hates peak slop, I canโt trust them
>>211567498 (OP)Americans are so fucking fat they think someone of a normal, healthy weight is "emaciated."
>>211567583Human beings weren't meant to eat more than once a day, you fucking retard. Brah just lives a shitty lifestyle with zero calorie burning. He's a sloth.
>>211568128>And he hates Taco BellTaco Bell hasn't been peak slop in at least 10 years retard.
>>211568253He didnโt like it then either
Never forget what they stole from you
>>211568128For me, peak slop has gotta be Arby's or Carl's Jr.
>>211567498 (OP)Review Brah is such a sincere and passionate guy. I'm a big fan even if I do find him to be the most autistic person outside of 4chan.
>>211567523>>211567523Gay sex burns a lot of calories
>>211568241they also weren't meant to eat bio engineered food, witch is what most fast food is
>>211568511He's too classy and suave to be having casual sex
>>211568511He's not gay, just theatrical.
>>211567523>your TDEE is 1800kcals, you eat that and your body has enough fuel for the day>you eat over than that, it gets stored as body fat, you plump up>you eat less than that, your body burns stored fat, you slim downdoesn't matter if it's fast food. It's that easy. Is just eating crappy mcd patties and oil soaked potatoes healthy for everything else in your body? no.
>>211567498 (OP)>>211567583i don't think he actually finishes those meals. he takes a few bites and throws it away. he might be an alcoholic though.
>>211567498 (OP)He's been 'running on empty' for years
>>211568619Spend more time not eating than eating is a life hack, more people should try it. It should be a fucking religion, it barely matters what you eat.
He reminds me of Lovecraft for some reason.
has there been any good new products recently? I tried sonics smasher burgers those were bomb kinda good culvers imitation, another one I liked is subway adding pepperoni to their meatball subs that was the perfect additional flavor to tie it together, tried taco bells nugs those were shit but the sauces were original enough, god I want some good KFC. I'd eat Cane's Strips every other week if I lived closer to one.
>>211567523I don't know how you can be an adult and still not understand how metabolisms work. I could eat fast food every single day of my life and I'd never get fat, thats with drinking soda everyday. I'm 30 years old and its been this way forever. Just depends on your body, helps that I walk and stand alot but I don't even have to to maintain skinniness. learn human biology
Anyone listen to his little radio show? He sounds really depressed
>>211568128BK has great burgers and taco bell has been shit for a long while, they have like one good item on their menu
>>211568356Beef n Cheddars are amazing, Carls aint bad either but I miss their 2 for 5 buck sandwich deals. I'll add Wendy's has the best normal fries
>>211573541just looked it up his bday is in 5 days, was wondering if a guy like him will ever get married and start a family, you'd think with the old time aesthetic he'd want that picket fence and 2.5 chidlren
>>211568128>he loves like burger kingBrother, his most famous video is him saying how BK ruins everything he loves.
>>211567498 (OP)that's what a $5 milk shake does to a motherfucker 30 years after the fact
>>211574265I'm 90% sure the guy is a lurker here.
My fast food kryptonite is Panda Express. I gained like 30 pounds from it because they had one conveniently located on my college campus and it's SO FVCKING GOOD.
GOD...Now I want some.
I want to see him get a Criterion Closet episode
>>211574769He is aware of the current state of things.
>>211574988To add to this, I would throw away all my American values and become a Mao worshiping communist if I could have an infinite supply of Panda Express. No hesitation.
>>211567498 (OP)Hasn't he looked like that since literally forever
The world may change but review brah stays the same
he is a rock in this stormy ocean that is the world
always there to review fast food
>>211574988they're the only asian fast food place so they got that market cornered, I think we need a more fast food breakfast type joint where they serve an expansive breakfast list all day like a better waffle house with more mickeyd Ds esque breakie
>>211574769he used to lurk the louisiana parole board general on /pol/
>>211575097Bad news, Panda Express is an American company.
>>211575219I really just don't get the impression that sleeping around like a degenerate is something that interests him.
>>211567498 (OP)he's old and cannot find any good food
>>211567523he only takes one to three bites and rightfully condemns it as not up to his gastronomic standards
>>211573619>>211573541Imagine having his morals and tastes and "looking for a wife" in the 21st century
LOL
you think this guy would want a non virgin?
>>211575788It's changed over time (too many good entrees to choose from), but most recently it's been a plate with kung pao chicken, beijing beef, and chow mein. I also really like their shrimp entrees. Can't go wrong with good old orange chicken either. It's all like crack to me.
>>211567498 (OP)how old is he even anyways? he must pushing 30
>>211575178western capitalist piggus win again
>>21157608027 or 28. Despite looking rather ghoulish, he's still aging better than me.
I still watch his videos, the titles are more scathing than ever and I get a kick out of his trashing KFC or Popeyes or whatever, but you can tell he's really blackpilled now and probably doesn't have many irl friends or support.
>>211576292>but you can tell he's really blackpilled now and probably doesn't have many irl friends or supportI too pick up on a deep existential sadness in his face and voice. I'm worried that'll be me soon.