Thread 211567498 - /tv/ [Archived: 1136 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:11:56 AM No.211567498
review brah
review brah
md5: 465a93b86d1f4de3321f2515d397934e๐Ÿ”
https://youtu.be/t_P1uKfWRgI
Seriously, is he ok? He looks more gaunt and emaciated in each new video.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:12:35 AM No.211567523
>>211567498 (OP)
how can he eat fast food all the time and remain skinny
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:13:40 AM No.211567583
>>211567523
its the only meal hes eats for that day
his organs must look like shit
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:15:15 AM No.211567653
>>211567498 (OP)
He's always looked that gaunt and emaciated
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:16:54 AM No.211567729
this guy is boring and has the worst taste in fast food, no idea how he got popular besides being a weirdo in a suit
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:19:35 AM No.211567865
>>211567729
Tell me about your "good" taste in fast food then anon. What fast food do you like?
Furthermore, tell me why you aren't capitalizing on your superior, refined palate by one upping review brah at his own game and raking in the youtube bucks?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:24:47 AM No.211568128
>>211567865
I donโ€™t have refined taste but he loves like burger king and other complete garbage from what I remember. And he hates Taco Bell, if someone enjoys fast food slop and hates peak slop, I canโ€™t trust them
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:25:53 AM No.211568174
>>211567498 (OP)
Americans are so fucking fat they think someone of a normal, healthy weight is "emaciated."
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:27:12 AM No.211568241
>>211567583
Human beings weren't meant to eat more than once a day, you fucking retard. Brah just lives a shitty lifestyle with zero calorie burning. He's a sloth.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:27:22 AM No.211568253
>>211568128
>And he hates Taco Bell
Taco Bell hasn't been peak slop in at least 10 years retard.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:28:27 AM No.211568298
>>211568253
He didnโ€™t like it then either
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:29:19 AM No.211568342
2-meal-deal-on-taco-bell-website-BXKTFT
2-meal-deal-on-taco-bell-website-BXKTFT
md5: a14d6d858364803ad2d46868140fe200๐Ÿ”
Never forget what they stole from you
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:29:42 AM No.211568356
>>211568128
For me, peak slop has gotta be Arby's or Carl's Jr.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:31:15 AM No.211568407
>>211567498 (OP)
Review Brah is such a sincere and passionate guy. I'm a big fan even if I do find him to be the most autistic person outside of 4chan.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:34:12 AM No.211568511
>>211567523
>>211567523
Gay sex burns a lot of calories
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:36:29 AM No.211568613
crossover
crossover
md5: 85f605a34715d8fb1c001cb2b2274192๐Ÿ”
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:36:40 AM No.211568619
>>211568241
they also weren't meant to eat bio engineered food, witch is what most fast food is
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:37:19 AM No.211568644
>>211568511
He's too classy and suave to be having casual sex
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:42:18 AM No.211568858
>>211568511
He's not gay, just theatrical.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:43:18 AM No.211568899
>>211567523
>your TDEE is 1800kcals, you eat that and your body has enough fuel for the day
>you eat over than that, it gets stored as body fat, you plump up
>you eat less than that, your body burns stored fat, you slim down
doesn't matter if it's fast food. It's that easy. Is just eating crappy mcd patties and oil soaked potatoes healthy for everything else in your body? no.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:53:23 AM No.211569292
>>211568128
He hates Burger King
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:55:19 AM No.211569381
>>211567498 (OP)
>>211567583
i don't think he actually finishes those meals. he takes a few bites and throws it away. he might be an alcoholic though.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:02:28 AM No.211569678
1 burbon 1 shot 1 beer
1 burbon 1 shot 1 beer
md5: e8388261b4bcbb0ea564abb522d07e6a๐Ÿ”
>>211567498 (OP)
He's been 'running on empty' for years
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:01:16 AM No.211572274
>>211568342
>$2 meal
Unfathomably based
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:13:56 AM No.211572848
>>211568613
RIP. Cancer sucks ass.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:18:26 AM No.211573053
>>211568619
Spend more time not eating than eating is a life hack, more people should try it. It should be a fucking religion, it barely matters what you eat.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:22:18 AM No.211573234
He reminds me of Lovecraft for some reason.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:25:57 AM No.211573392
has there been any good new products recently? I tried sonics smasher burgers those were bomb kinda good culvers imitation, another one I liked is subway adding pepperoni to their meatball subs that was the perfect additional flavor to tie it together, tried taco bells nugs those were shit but the sauces were original enough, god I want some good KFC. I'd eat Cane's Strips every other week if I lived closer to one.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:27:28 AM No.211573469
>>211567523
I don't know how you can be an adult and still not understand how metabolisms work. I could eat fast food every single day of my life and I'd never get fat, thats with drinking soda everyday. I'm 30 years old and its been this way forever. Just depends on your body, helps that I walk and stand alot but I don't even have to to maintain skinniness. learn human biology
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:29:08 AM No.211573541
Anyone listen to his little radio show? He sounds really depressed
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:29:18 AM No.211573555
>>211568128
BK has great burgers and taco bell has been shit for a long while, they have like one good item on their menu
>>211568356
Beef n Cheddars are amazing, Carls aint bad either but I miss their 2 for 5 buck sandwich deals. I'll add Wendy's has the best normal fries
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:30:43 AM No.211573619
>>211573541
just looked it up his bday is in 5 days, was wondering if a guy like him will ever get married and start a family, you'd think with the old time aesthetic he'd want that picket fence and 2.5 chidlren
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:30:55 AM No.211573630
>>211568128
>he loves like burger king
Brother, his most famous video is him saying how BK ruins everything he loves.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:46:26 AM No.211574265
1000005233
1000005233
md5: 556400ace13787595e0fb51640ae2432๐Ÿ”
he's based
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:52:59 AM No.211574555
>>211567498 (OP)
that's what a $5 milk shake does to a motherfucker 30 years after the fact
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:59:09 AM No.211574769
hate stupid shorts wish they could die
hate stupid shorts wish they could die
md5: 126f3bf1a903895bbf22a5ba58cf05ee๐Ÿ”
>>211574265
I'm 90% sure the guy is a lurker here.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:05:10 AM No.211574988
panda-1-min
panda-1-min
md5: 454850969f25eada889834dfa38412a9๐Ÿ”
My fast food kryptonite is Panda Express. I gained like 30 pounds from it because they had one conveniently located on my college campus and it's SO FVCKING GOOD.
GOD...Now I want some.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:06:18 AM No.211575038
I want to see him get a Criterion Closet episode
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:07:26 AM No.211575095
>>211574769
He is aware of the current state of things.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:07:28 AM No.211575097
>>211574988
To add to this, I would throw away all my American values and become a Mao worshiping communist if I could have an infinite supply of Panda Express. No hesitation.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:07:34 AM No.211575100
>>211567498 (OP)
Hasn't he looked like that since literally forever

The world may change but review brah stays the same

he is a rock in this stormy ocean that is the world
always there to review fast food
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:07:40 AM No.211575105
>>211574988
they're the only asian fast food place so they got that market cornered, I think we need a more fast food breakfast type joint where they serve an expansive breakfast list all day like a better waffle house with more mickeyd Ds esque breakie
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:09:18 AM No.211575172
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md5: cc249406a76e29c668fcb65fb534e442๐Ÿ”
>>211574769
he used to lurk the louisiana parole board general on /pol/
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:09:21 AM No.211575178
>>211575097
Bad news, Panda Express is an American company.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:10:12 AM No.211575219
>>211568644
couldnt be more wrong
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:13:24 AM No.211575338
>>211573392
Based fast food enjoyer
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:21:40 AM No.211575644
>>211575219
I really just don't get the impression that sleeping around like a degenerate is something that interests him.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:25:38 AM No.211575788
>>211574988
What's your usual order?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:26:49 AM No.211575827
>>211567498 (OP)
he's old and cannot find any good food
>>211567523
he only takes one to three bites and rightfully condemns it as not up to his gastronomic standards
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:30:39 AM No.211575988
>>211573619
>>211573541
Imagine having his morals and tastes and "looking for a wife" in the 21st century
LOL
you think this guy would want a non virgin?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:31:06 AM No.211576002
>>211575788
It's changed over time (too many good entrees to choose from), but most recently it's been a plate with kung pao chicken, beijing beef, and chow mein. I also really like their shrimp entrees. Can't go wrong with good old orange chicken either. It's all like crack to me.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:33:29 AM No.211576080
>>211567498 (OP)
how old is he even anyways? he must pushing 30
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:35:40 AM No.211576159
>>211575178
western capitalist piggus win again
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:36:55 AM No.211576212
>>211576080
27 or 28. Despite looking rather ghoulish, he's still aging better than me.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:38:57 AM No.211576292
I still watch his videos, the titles are more scathing than ever and I get a kick out of his trashing KFC or Popeyes or whatever, but you can tell he's really blackpilled now and probably doesn't have many irl friends or support.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:42:00 AM No.211576410
>>211576292
>but you can tell he's really blackpilled now and probably doesn't have many irl friends or support
I too pick up on a deep existential sadness in his face and voice. I'm worried that'll be me soon.