Funniest /tv/ joke of all time. - /tv/ (#211568731) [Archived: 1228 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:39:23 AM No.211568731
Aaronson(rock)ZukowskE
Aaronson(rock)ZukowskE
md5: 95dc24e1facca066904280cc711432c9🔍
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:40:38 AM No.211568782
>>211568731 (OP)
That's not a joke
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:52:11 AM No.211569227
>>211568782
What? Yes it is...
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:57:05 AM No.211569450
>>211568731 (OP)
Fuck. Could you imagine how'd your pecker would feel after getting sloppy toppies from these broads back to back? That nicotine buzz...

Anyways are they saying that because they called Jews that all Jews are gossips when it comes to goyim?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:58:19 AM No.211569504
>>211568731 (OP)
is this loss?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:01:23 AM No.211569626
>>211568731 (OP)
I dunno about funniest but it is very good, and if you were to build a list of top 50 /tv/ jokes at least 40 of them would be Simpsons jokes.
And no, not that one, you faggot, yes you, the person reading this, I know you want to post it
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:02:43 AM No.211569684
>>211568782
>>211569227
part of the joke is the timeskip implied through the animation and musical sting. It doesnt really land when it's just still images
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:03:40 AM No.211569722
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md5: 5682c133c5308ec0632d405de3bdc0a7🔍
>>211568782
See we used to have phone books that had everyone's number and they would go A to Z the joke is you think they called the whole phone book, but in reality they just called the two biggest gossips who would just so happen to be the first and last people in the phone. The joke plays on your expectations as well as doubles as a joke about extended family being annoying which is a classic trope that is reiterated in many shows such as Bob's Burgers
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:04:57 AM No.211569775
Why do they have grey hair? Are they that much older than Marge?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:05:17 AM No.211569786
Aaron A. Aaronson voted for Sideshow Bob btw
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:06:34 AM No.211569837
>>211569722
Ah, that makes sense now. Thanks
OP is a faggot troon
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:19:21 AM No.211570380
>>211569837
POOFTER
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:28:58 AM No.211570833
Baskin rockers in the band trustcram
Every fundie just rock fund cram!
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:40:16 AM No.211571348
>>211570833
What the hell? That rocks!
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:55:43 AM No.211572010
>>211568782
the joke in this thread is that your are a retard
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:56:55 AM No.211572066
That's great, but this is the best Simpsons joke
>Simpsons get an elephant
>kid knocks on door
>"can we see the elephant"
>Homer: "NO!" (closes door)
>kid knocks again
>"please sir, we'll give you $5"
>Homer: "I said no!" (slams door)
>Homer: "$5, that gives me an idea"
>Homer hammers a sign into his front yard that says "Go Away"
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:59:09 AM No.211572179
homer laughing at the professor dropping his papers
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:01:21 AM No.211572278
The best Simpsons joke is Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does whatever a Spider Pig does XDD
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:02:00 AM No.211572308
>You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:02:38 AM No.211572337
>>211569684
sneed
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:05:29 AM No.211572489
>>211569626
The sign itself wouldn't deserve a spot in such a list but I think the exchange between homer and the farmers would
Or maybe I've just been overexposed to the scene.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:10:42 AM No.211572717
>>211569775
Marge is gray haired too but dyes it
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:11:47 AM No.211572759
Patty and Selma are pure sex.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:14:11 AM No.211572862
>oh noo, my brains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0W1UmRwEPc
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:16:03 AM No.211572955
>>211572278
>The best Simpsons joke is Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does whatever a Spider Pig does XDD
I hated the movie so fucking much. Nothing but ideas already done on the show. Spider Pig = Pinchy the Lobster.