What am i in for?

>>211573470 (OP)
Boring overrated slop that pretends to be le deep

The universe we should have had instead of Marvel

A good movie

>>211573470 (OP)
Watch Eastern Promises instead.

>>211573470 (OP)
One of the funniest third acts in film history

>>211573470 (OP)
Painfully long and inappropriate sex scenes

>>211573470 (OP)
eastern promises is better. this movie is very generic.

>>211573470 (OP)
if you're like me you're in for misunderstanding the title for many years to believe
>a history of violence, like going back to caveman times

when it actually means
>this man has a history of violence

>>211573470 (OP)
He 69's his wife while she's in her high-school cheerleader uniform.

>>211573839
Supposed to be a touching love scene establishing their relationship & they start 69ing, Cronenberg is insane

>>211573470 (OP)
increasing numbers of third world immigrants, high levels of race mixing, having your property confiscated, eventually finding it difficult to afford food, watching civilisation die because of the diseased whims of a sickly inbred death cult

>>211573906
I just thought the title was letting on a much more serious and shocking film but it was extremely tame and that disappointed me.

>>211573839
This

>>211574026
Don't forget he also semi rapes her on the stairs.

>>211573470 (OP)

Throat stomping fun for the whole family!

>>211574325
>semi rape
fuck off retard

HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP?

>>211574464
marital rape isn't real

>>211574464

>>211573790
Remember Naomi Watts's boyfriend in that film?

>>211574028
This kike is unable to make a single normal movie. This one was kino though, surprisingly.

A 69ing scene

>>211573470 (OP)
A decent to good film but then when this part >>211574469 happens it's truly great. Shame it's the last fifteen minutes.

>>211574516

>>211574464
>it's ok that he attacks her and intends to fuck her against her will because she later relents
The only retard here is you.

>>211574635

I still dont get how he just disappeared and it took them forever to find him. Did he go in witness protection or just luck out and somehow create a new life and get away with it for awhile?

stairs rape viggo mortenson killing people. good to watch with family

>>211574870
feasting

>>211573470 (OP)
aragorn unexpectedly and highly effectively chimping out

>>211573470 (OP)

I like Vigo, he's a good actor.

>>211574870
The current Blu-ray looks pretty bad for a film released in '05. Apparently it's getting a restoration soon.

>>211573470 (OP)
The problem with this film is that Ed Harris is way too good of an antagonist so once they introduce William Hurt's character you're already sorta done with the plot.

>>211574749
clearly you didn’t watch the movie

>>211574909
What does vagina hairs taste like?

>>211573470 (OP)
I like that this movie posits that some families have karate genes that activate with no training.

>>211575536
salty bags of coins

>>211574562
He's made a lot of kino what are you talking about

Hidalgo is better

>>211573470 (OP)
Far too short. I wish there was more development.

>>211574464
Based and WomenAreProperty pilled

>>211576121
>He’s made a lot of kino what are you talking about

>>211573839
The sex scene on the stairs was epic as a kid you're out yo damn mind, boy

>>211573470 (OP)
great acting in an average movie.
Worth watching but overall dissapointing.

>>211573470 (OP)
We just had this thread

>>211577061
we really didn’t

Nobody fucks on the stairs. Why do movies do this?

>>211573790
History is better.

>>211574982
The restoration is already done it's screening at a festival this month

>>211577135
because movies are written and directed by jews

>>211577061
Maybe this is still the same thread.

>>211574559
Fag

>>211577227
With some exceptions like Hitchcock and Lynch, WASPs make for shitty filmmakers, just look at Nolan. You gotta hand it to the Jews, Europeans, and Asians.

>>211573470 (OP)
A misleading opening that makes you think the movie is going to be something else.

>>211574029
pretty much this

>>211573906
I'm not a moron so no. It's obviously the term used by shrinks and LE.

>>211577278
WASPs are crypto kikes, you know this, right?

>>211577227
I think that's a bad thing

>>211573470 (OP)
great film.

>>211577342
You say some really stupid shit when you're drunk, do you know that?

>>211574325
>>211574678
>her spins her around and she immediately spreads her legs
>"ugh, t-that's rape!"
You've been mindbroken by feminists

Last big movie ever released on VHS back in 2006.

I heard that Car and Eragon were also released in VHS but in very small numbers.

>>211577418
I don’t drink the jew’s juice, sorry.

>>211574516
>>211574635
This is how you bust the crust

>>211577114
We definitely did. It was a long ass thread about the movie and some book comparisons thrown in. I think it even hit bump limit.

>>211577676
I wasnt there for it

Ya basta del payaso!

>>211573470 (OP)
greatness. however it might make you want a sequel that won't be made...

>>211573606
compared to what? it's very good for what it provides. what pseudo "deepness" do you believe it's trying to pull off?
the theme is crime and punishment with mental issues.
the movie covers that in depth...

>>211574464
it was just a bit of rough sex?

>>211574870
This is the hottest scene in cinema history.

>>211574679
does it count as cheating, since she wanted to fuck Joey?

>>211578466
all sex is rape

>>211578170
Wrong thread anon?

>>211573470 (OP)
this did not feel like a Cronenberg film

>>211573470 (OP)
Kino

Has Cronenberg made anything worth watching after Eastern Promises?

>>211578984
literally this

I enjoyed the movie greatly the only interesting tidbit to me is not only is it based on a comic book it's based on a comic from vertigo aka DC Comics

>>211573606
Its pretty straight forward Kino actually, you faggot

>>211577061
and we will have it again and again and again and again...

>>211579453
I was almost gonna say the R pats cosmopolis one but ehhh you can probably skip it

>>211578984
How about for that 2 second moment where we see the older killer on the floor with his face all messed up after getting shot point blank by aragorn?

>>211573470 (OP)
Pussy eating propaganda

>>211573470 (OP)
I've watched this movie three times and never managed to finish it

>>211580209
So you haven't watched it any times

>>211573470 (OP)
Super kino until the 30-ish minute mark where it's revealed he's a super duper assassin guy then it turns into capeshit

>>211573470 (OP)
it's quite bland, but definitely has a different atmosphere
I can see why it's comfy kino for others but it did nothing for me

>>211581652
not even the stairs sex scene?

The graphic novel/comic book has a much better resolution and backstory to the whole plot.

for me Viggo will always be Aragorn, so it's weird to see him do bad guy things

>>211582090
>insert soijack

>>211573470 (OP)
The reveal that he's some super assassin or whatever is mid

>>211573470 (OP)
>What am i in for?
You're in for wow it's fucking nothing.

An overall good movie with some occasional bad dialogue.

>>211582680
What's good about it, I genuinely want to know why people think it is good.
The story was boring and I don't recall any of the technical details making it stand out.

>>211582775
Genuine robot ass post do you have autism?

>>211573839
i hate you zoomers so god damn much

>>211582838
Yeah? What of it, normgroid? Get back to work I need my neetbux.

>>211583148
I don't make enough to pay taxes, slobshit :)

>>211583175
Must suck to be poor and have to work, like insult to injury.
Maybe if you had more free time for kino you wouldn't be impressed by this movie.

>>211583288
I lied I'm wealthy as fuck bro now you just look stupid I probably spend more time fucking around than you do except I have a full sized pool in my yard lmfao sucks to suck

>>211583305
aw shid I concede. Seriously though why do you like this movie?

>>211583334
It's just based. You can feel it as you watch it that it's special. If you aren't autmisal, that is

>>211573470 (OP)
it's good
>>211573790
Eastern Promises is all about muh retarded nepobaby while History of Violence you can watch more than two times and still enjoy it

>>211583441
>It's just based
Nah it sucks and you're too easily impressed.
Neither substance or presentation.

>>211574028
>surprisingly
it's one of his weaker movies you giga pleb

>>211583505
Neither substance NOR presentation* Why is it always ESL retards with no MEDIA LITERACY being dead fucking wrong about kino?