Why did he do it?

>>211574445 (OP)
Ain’t Christian

>>211574445 (OP)
The moon is hollow

>>211574445 (OP)
Earth was making a move

>>211574445 (OP)
planet-sized lifeforms has never been done well in film, vidya, anything.
>b-but brethren moons...
implemented into the story horribly.
Genuinely untapped market here for anyone capable of making something halfway decent

>>211574670
https://youtu.be/cJRfABxL4R8?si=b9wiVNClcZfqBP6G

>>211574445 (OP)
So is this shit the new skibbidi toilet or what, every single video automatically gets 2 million views.

>>211575003
I think it needs to get like 50 million to be the new Skibidi Toilet.

>>211574445 (OP)
I would ask why the moon did that, and that's what no one di-...nevermind.

>>211574445 (OP)
isn't kinda just a Majora's Mask rip off

>>211574445 (OP)
The real question is why was it him and not you?

>>211574445 (OP)
Wanted a borger.

>>211575480
No Clyde, it's way cooler than Majora's Mask.

>>211574445 (OP)
what's this epic new meme?

I’m seeing this everywhere what is this from

>>211575687
i think it's a black mirror episode?

>>211575687
>>211576116
>he doesn't know about the latest zoomer garbage
Get ready for some "kino" my 8 year old cousin would enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkIQTX71GnU

>>211575687
>>211576116
>>211576884
some spoopy moon eats the earth short film made by one guy who is getting millions of views and made a few sequels

>>211574445 (OP)
So are zoomies pretending this is super duper scawy like they pretended chicken jockey was the funniest thing ever as a meme, or are they actually terrified of this?

Ban Indians from the internet.

>>211577236
i think most are just amused

>>211574560
this, he simply HAD to get it on

>>211574445 (OP)
More importantly, who did it better?

>>211577236
At this point it's easier to find something that DOESN'T scare them.

>>211577291
i'm parroting this for 10 years now.

>>211574445 (OP)
Around habitable planets...never relax.

>>211574445 (OP)
zoomies literally shit all over themselves and pissed in their own mouths in sheer terror over this

>>211574445 (OP)
Hey Apple

>>211577132
Man I thought this was Local 58 but this retarded cartoon bullshit makes it look like high art by comparison.

>>211577132
skibidi horror

>>211577132
almost finna shitted my pants :crying emoji:

>>211574670
transformers did a good job

>>211574445 (OP)
for me its Remina

>>211577132
I'll be the one to say it
cringe

>>211575543
Shut up, broccoli head.

>>211578975
this is more of a Gen Alpha kino

>>211577132
Chat, is this real?

>>211579651
this had such a shitty ending

>>211577408
you okay bro?

>>211574445 (OP)
aww he smilin'

>>211580202
>he doesnt like the KKK chasing a girl and a hobo around the earth while its spinning

>>211580202
it's Junji Ito, of course it does

>>211577132
cringe.

>>211574445 (OP)
:D

>>211577394
ive had way more nightmares about this fucker than the OP thats for sure

>>211574445 (OP)

>>211583567
>steals your anonymous post
>wins thousands of dollars with it
is there anything one can do against this?

>>211574445 (OP)
He had to get it on.

>>211574445 (OP)
What is this garbage looking pahjeet tier cgi?
This looks like trash.

>>211577132
I was honestly expecting you guys to just be hating on something popular that was okay, but this was actually really shit. The stupid fucking face, the weirdly fast speed with which it moves, the fucking faceplant into Eath, and finally the reveal of the other planets.It's outright comedic.

>>211574445 (OP)
because he's annoying

>>211574670
Orson Welles did a good job as Unicron.

>>211577132
Why would the moon wake up and smile and then proceed to kill itself? Fucking retarded

>>211577132
What the fuck is wrong with zoomers and thinking goofy or mundane shit is horror?

>>211577236
It's just new to them.

>>211577132
I don't hate the concept but the astronaut's dialogue is so lame and uncreative

K E K

>>211574445 (OP)
for me it's this fucker
still gives me the heebie jeebies

>>211577132
I find this amusing as a parody of what horror has become (the big stupid mouth and Tellytubby grin with all the planets at the end), but if it was actually intended to be sincerely scary it's fucking dogshit.

>>211574445 (OP)
the moon is downright cute, I'd own it as a pet

>>211577394
>Watching everyone go through varying stages of grief over three days
Meanwhile I'm going to forget the OP in about an hour.

>>211583567
>cosmic horror = the moon has teeth
send help

>>211583606
Reply to them with webms from India threads until the jeet snaps and says something bannable

>>211585699
>jeets out of nowhere

>>211574445 (OP)
hi there kid, how's elementary school going?

My numerous dreams of a black hole suddenly appearing in the sky replacing the sun or of randomly spotting rogue objects such as black holes on a course for home as I scrambled to call someone to try and do something about it felt scarier than this shit.

>>211583567
5.9M views wtf
For a throwaway/v/ thread that didn't even move that fast.
I wonder how many downstream xitters are reading my hot takes and if that's not the reason why every day I find the world conforming more and more to my worldviews.

I posted Amnesia Rebirth in that thread but went to bed before it got any replies and people ended asking me to expand on it, wonder if it wasn't AI trying to mine for original thoughts.

>>211577132
What the fuck is this shit?

>>211586360
I guarantee most of those views are bots.

>>211577132
This is what kids today find "scary"?

>>211586671
zoomshits find speaking on the phone, having sex and leaving the house scary, they live their lives in perpetual terror

>>211577132
Jesus Christ, that's actually scary.

>>211577132
>Chat are we cooked?

>>211577132
This looks like AI sloppah

>>211586360
I’ve seen a few of my posts make it to Reddit which then make it to twitter, which then make it back here.