Thread 211577571 - /tv/ [Archived: 1261 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:11:27 AM No.211577571
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Why did he do it?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:13:18 AM No.211577628
Because he wants Batman's cars
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:14:50 AM No.211577698
Mavis has Dementia, she probably kicked him in the face while he was changing her diaper.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:16:59 AM No.211577777
Is that from when he fell down a steep mountain side?

I heard his latest injury involved a fire. He was working on a classic car in his garage, and it erupted in flames. Jay himself also caught fire.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:17:58 AM No.211577820
>>211577777
woaah that's a lot of repeating digits.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:21:20 AM No.211577945
>>211577571 (OP)
Why did the mob beat him up?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:22:52 AM No.211577997
>>211577945
Fucked too many kids. Any movies for this feel besides home alone 2?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:24:39 AM No.211578061
>>211577777
>Jay himself also caught fire.
Holy retarded ESL. You mean to say "Jay also caught himself on fire". How the fuck do you scramble a sentence like that? Does that get you passing grade in Mumbai? Absolutely shameful waste of digits.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:27:33 AM No.211578166
>>211578061
I hope this is bait
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:32:55 AM No.211578332
>>211577571 (OP)
You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:34:12 AM No.211578361
>>211578061
You might be retarded.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:35:51 AM No.211578418
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You should see Conan.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:40:45 AM No.211578571
>>211577777
He was working on a steam powered car or something similar and the boiler exploded
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:41:38 AM No.211578597
>>211578166
>I hope this is bait
jesus christ take a fucking english class, what you meant it "I are hope this am bait" fucking retard
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:42:53 AM No.211578642
How the fuck did this autistic muppet have a career in late night talk shows longer than 2 weeks
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:43:37 AM No.211578665
>>211577777
>Is that from when he fell down a steep mountain side?
No, it's from when he forgot to pay his gambling debts and some greasy wop beat the shit out of him
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:52:48 AM No.211578931
>>211578665
Conan is Irish not a wop
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:53:10 AM No.211578944
>>211577698
Quite a visual, not sure it's going to be easy to forget.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:59:15 AM No.211579136
>>211578166
>>211578361
You too huh?
I'll be nice and give you an English lesson for free so you can blend in better.
>Jay himself also caught fire.
is not a sentence in English. I'm betting you directly translated from your naive language, which resulted in word salad.
>Jay also caught himself on fire.
is a sentence because it follows the English grammatical syntax. If you want to know more then ask the chatbot you use to post here in broken English.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:38:50 AM No.211580138
>>211579136
>Jay himself also caught fire.
IS a sentence in English. It's just a peculiar one. It carries the implication of something else possibly having caught fire, most logically something of his, and specifies that he caught fire in the happening.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:39:46 AM No.211580169
>>211577698
a challenging wank for sure
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:30:43 AM No.211581256
>>211579136
not only was your attempted correction incorrect, but your proposed changes were as well.

"jay himself also caught fire" is a perfectly valid and grammatical sentence in english, using "himself" as an emphatic pronoun to highlight that jay, too, was affected by the fire. (not just the car or the garage).

the proposed change, "jay also caught himself on fire", while grammatically correct, alters the meaning by implying that jay accidentally set himself on fire, which is not necessarily what the original context intended.

You were wrong with complete confidence.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:35:33 AM No.211581341
Conan won
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:41:48 AM No.211581482
teamcoco
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>>211581341
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:26:32 AM No.211582375
>>211579136
Holy shit, you ARE a retard. “Jay also caught himself on fire” sounds completely stupid compared to “Jay himself also caught fire”, which sounds more sensical. Don’t try to correct people or accuse them of being ESL if your IQ is lower than 75.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:49:21 AM No.211582788
The other boomer immediately rolling his boomer Hemi Under Glass car that Jay dreamt of riding in for decades is great. Not crashing your $200k gay divorce boomer hot rod the first time you drive it and shatter your elbow good but close
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:04:50 AM No.211583071
>>211577571 (OP)
I really wonder.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:07:14 AM No.211583116
>>211577777
He has some old steam pressure car and you have to manual light the pilot light for the boiler system and that blew up on him
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:09:04 AM No.211583140
>>211577571 (OP)
Because Bruce saved him rather than Rachel.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:29:25 AM No.211583460
>>211580169
Fuck i miss Sean
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:40:18 AM No.211583599
>>211583460
me too man, me too