How come there are 9 billion books/stories about guys banging a friend’s mom but zero Hollywood films aside from American Pie?

>>211578728 (OP)
Does having fake tits hurt?

Isn't that what The Graduate is about? I don't really go back and watch the boomer classics

why does every broad have tats now? yuck

Unironically where/how do you meet single MILFs? Obviously somebody has to fuck them but I have no idea where they even are

>>211578728 (OP)
I didn’t know any moms like that growing up.

>>211579058
It isn’t.

I thought you were gonna ask why there aren't as many stories about girls banging a friend's dad, which is a better question.

>>211579071
Dunno, it really is fucking impossible to find a non tat girl now. It's just so easy for women now I think they handicap themselves subconsciously at this point.
>even if I make my skin as ugly as possible guys will still like me
great flex on other women and sabotages them.
I've never seen a generation of women work so hard at trying to be unattractive.
It's horrible, I will be alone forever, I just can't do tattoos, they are just to cringe.

>>211578728 (OP)
Better, movies about mothers with their sons bully

>>211579351
kinooooo

>>211579351
Then the son walk in
And the mom is embarrassed but can't stop
Then she ahegaos in front of her son

What the fuck is going on with her lower half? Does she have panoramic hips or something?

>>211578728 (OP)

>>211579258
they get them to become less desirable because they were molested as children. even a google (pozzed as it is) search confirms this to be true

>>211580322
So literally every female had been molested since 2007?
If that actually is the case then men are to blame.... but they always were because they are the only ones willing to accept consequences, even if they aren't at fault.
That's is guys,I figured them out! They don't and never have had to really deal with consequences.
I'm super high and druk btw

>>211579130
Bars.
Plenty of washed up divorced 30 year olds looking for attention late at night.
If you want 40-50 year olds its still bars but the more expensive ones.

>>211579130
Well my alcoholic narcissist mom fucked my brothers best friend. She was in her early 40’s and he was in his early 20’s. She has always been a pig
>>211579258
Everyone has tattoos now incel. It has nothing to do with gender.

>>211580580
>Everyone has tattoos now incel. It has nothing to do with gender.
I'm all ears. What does it have to do with?

>>211578973
A friend got implants and the process si bothersome and it only hurts if you got lesser quality implants or if the scarring doesn't heal correctly

>>211578728 (OP)
Y tu mama tambien
>>211579351
8 mile

>>211581504
>Y tu mama tambien
that was his aunt

>>211579071
Most men get tattoos as well now, don't generalize. It's all part of a dumb trend.

>>211580580
>Man with a whore mother asserts the whole world is as trashy as he is

>>211581598
Most men, Now? What the fuck?
Zoomer zooming hard tonight.

>>211581384
Its the current fashion retard. If the cool kids get tattoos then everyone do it. Tattoos are a cheap way to cope with a lack of personality. And now that the social stigma surrounding tattoos is gone, you can work wherever you want without the danger of being labeled a distraction by human resources.

>>211581699
I'm '93, get out of your basement you fucking loser.

>>211581778
Go to bed gramps.

>>211579258
>>211580580
Is it really this bad in the US?

I'm from Sweden yes and about half the girls I've been with didn't have a single tattoo
The rest of them usually have 1 or 2 girly ones like flowers or text, and I've only ever been with 1 girl who had a bunch

>>211581504
Not a Hollywood film

>>211579130
I'm 30, should I try to bag a divorcee? Or should I still be trying to fuck younger women?

>>211582761
30 you should be trying to fuck younger women. If you're in shape and reasonably masculine you will seem like Brad Pitt to 20 somethings compared to most of the men their age.

>>211582761
Why not both

>>211578728 (OP)
There are plenty, in japan

>>211579258
That's why you avoid western women
I can only pray millions of Iranian women flee to my country so i can snatch a few

>>211578973
There's a movie about it

>>211580132
Where did you get this idea from?

>>211584038
Not from watching any naughty movies, I swear.

>>211578728 (OP)
https://www.reddit.com/r/bigtitsinbikinis/comments/1ladv6y/the_big_the_bag_and_the_b00bies/

How come her tits look way better here?

>>211585227
Do you seriously think that's the same person?

>>211580580
>mom has tattoos
It was over before it began

>>211578973
They are like bags of sand

>>211585832
>mom has tattoos
Nice reading comprehension retard
>>211581662
>I’ll call your mom a whore after you outed her as one
Weird flex, but ok.
>everyone is as trashy as he is
I don’t have tattoos and I’m sorry you failed to notice most younger people (male or female). I guess I just assumed other posters have eyes.

>>211578728 (OP)
I remembered American Pie for a breast expansion scene I apparently must have hallucinated more than that plot line as a kid.

>>211579351
>>211580132
Fucking degenerates

>>211580280
Bond burgered

>>211579351
>>211580132
I am begging you to please stop watching porn

>>211579258
>they are just to cringe
well, well, well...

>>211578728 (OP)
Are we talking the mom angle or just older women with younger men?

Because that danish movie "Queen of Hearts" exist

>>211586404
has this guy killed himself yet?

>>211586564
Unfortunately not yet, there would be threads about it getting pruned left and right.